AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA
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Fellas, I could write endless tips here. In my many months on Second Life I have been totally amazed at the incredibly bad-mannered things guys try for getting a girl in Second Life. I used to work as a Security Officer at Dance Island (the greatest 24/7 Techno/Trance club in Second Life). One night while there I received a frantic IM from a female guest, asking me to come get Mr. Fancypants (name changed to protect the guilty) away from her.
She was TRYING to have a conversation with another guy, and Mr. Fancy kept pestering her. When I arrived at that corner of the dancefloor, he was practically leaning on top of her. After asking him twice to move away, I finally had to tell him he had 30 seconds to move away from her before I ejected him.
Here is the actual chat, all names have been changed to protect the guilty:
14:16] Mr. FancyPants: hey girl
14:17] Mr. FancyPants: CP?
14:18] Cutie Pie: Yes Fancy???
14:18] Mr. FancyPants: how are you
14:18] Mr. FancyPants: ?
14:19] Mr. FancyPants: I want to talk with Cutie Pie
14:19] Mr. FancyPants: CP
14:20] Mr. FancyPants: where are u from?
14:20] Mr. FancyPants: hey
14:22] Mr. FancyPants: CP
14:22] Mr. FancyPants: where are you from
14:22] Cutie Pie: What?
14:22] Cutie Pie: Earth
14:22] Mr. FancyPants: where are you from?
14:23] Cutie Pie: earth
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: earth?
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: ahahahahah
14:23] Cutie Pie: Yes
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: nice to meet you
14:23] Cutie Pie: Likewise
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: girl of earth
14:24] Mr. FancyPants: ;)
14:24] Cutie Pie: LOL
14:24] Mr. FancyPants: only for you
14:24] Mr. FancyPants: because you are so beauty
14:26] Mr. FancyPants: hey sexy
14:26] Mr. FancyPants: sory that I don't speak english very well
14:29] Mr. FancyPants: nice pussy
14:29] Mr. FancyPants: ;)
14:29] Cutie Pie: Wish my boot thing worked in here
14:30] Cutie Pie: Freakin annoyng
14:30] Cutie Pie: Annoying
14:32] Cutie Pie: Yes
14:33] Mr. FancyPants: very nic titts
14:33] Other Girl1: that's a good pick up line
14:33] Other Guy: works for me that one
14:33] Cutie Pie: Hey Marcophoto?
14:34] Mr. FancyPants: marco photo?
14:34] Cutie Pie: Yes, he's the security here
14:34] Mr. FancyPants: what's the meaning
14:34] Cutie Pie: you need to stop jerk
14:35] Mr. FancyPants: kiss
14:36] Marcophoto: alright Fancy...back off from the lady please, she has asked you to leave her alone.
14:36] Other Guy: hahah i think its sinking in
14:36] Marcophoto: If you cannot do so then I will have to ask you to leave.,
14:36] Cutie Pie: Thanks Marco
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14:37] Marcophoto: Fancy?
14:37] Marcophoto: Ok Fancy, you have 30 seconds to move away before I eject you.
14:37] Marcophoto: 25
14:37] Other Girl: I hear a nutkick coming in
14:37] Other Guy: this is the bit he says me no speaky the english
14:37] Mr. FancyPants: ok
14:37] Marcophoto: 20
14:37] Marcophoto: now
14:37] Marcophoto: 15
Mr. Fancy finally moves to the other side of the dancefloor.
14:37] Marcophoto: thank you sir
14:38] Other Guy: see not all super heros wear capes
14:38] Marcophoto: How about Other Guy, is he being polite?
14:38] Cutie Pie: Yes, he is
14:38] Marcophoto: Goood!
14:38] Cutie Pie: Thanks Marco
14:39] Marcophoto: np, glad to help you.
14:39] Cutie Pie: :-)
14:39] Other Guy: You come here oftern
14:39] Other Girl: No first time here Other Guy :P
14:40] Other Guy: haha i was like joking
Guys, can you see the futility in telling a gal that she has nice titts and a nice pussy? While these things may be true, I urge you NOT to tell her that! If you do, you just might experience a "nutkick" from you-know-who!
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3 comments:
SRSly can't beleive people actually try this cap on girls. I mean where do they get the idea - it doesn't work in RL, why should it work in SL?
Just becasue it's a virtual world doesn't mean we lose morals - well at least not all of them :P
What do they think SL is - a virtual brothel? Grr!
~Ambiguous Anonymouse~
lol,you don't sound very ambiguous to me! Yes, I think it goes back to the reason ordinary, sane people become raving monsters when involved in computer flame-wars....they have this "shield" of anonymity between themselves and their target, i.e. they can say any damn fool thing they want with no one knowing their real name. In the real world you would be arrested--or shot--for saying the things these nitwits say here!
lol,you don't sound very ambiguous to me! Yes, I think it goes back to the reason ordinary, sane people become raving monsters when involved in computer flame-wars....they have this "shield" of anonymity between themselves and their target, i.e. they can say any damn fool thing they want with no one knowing their real name. In the real world you would be arrested--or shot--for saying the things these nitwits say here!
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