AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA
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I used-to work at one of the largest techno/trance clubs in Second Life as a host/security guy. I won't mention their name; lol. One night my then-gf Shally and I got ourselves into a goofy mood, went over to the dance floor, and proceeded to play a Mistress/Slave Training skit. It was more of a spoof really, with (moi) playing the role of the slave being trained. I wore a "GorOmatic" collar, and knelt on the floor--bareback--in a training position of submission. Meanwhile Shally whacked me into submisssion with a training stick every time I said anything It made for a great show, and everyone around us on the packed dance floor howled and laughed themselves silly. The club fired me the next morning. But it was great fun, and even more fun to reminisce about:
[21:40] Marco: -submission
[21:41] Shally: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
[21:41] Marco: whip me Mistress
[21:41] SV: WOW!
[[21:41] Marco: I've been a baaaaaaaad boy
[21:41] AD: giggles
[21:42] AD: O.o
[21:42] Marco: whip me mistress
[21:43] SV: LOL
[21:44] Marco: Ooooooooooo Mistressss I've been a Baaaaaaaaaaaa Boyyyyyyyyyyy
[21:44] WA: lmao
[21:45] AD: lmao
[21:45] Shally grins
[21:47] DA: Marcooooo
[21:47] SV: HeeHee!!!
[21:49] Marco: -submission
[21:50] Marco: Mistress Hit me
[[21:50] Shally: How hard you want it baby?
[21:50] Shally: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
[21:50] Marco: ohhhhhhh hit me hard baby
[21:50] LL: faster
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[21:51] Marco: faster baby
[[21:51] BG: wait a minute, i wanna watch
[[21:51] Shally: lmao
[[21:51] Marco: faster baby faster
[[21:51] Marco: hit me
[21:51] KN: I bet I could try :))
[21:51] SV: I might smack someone wit it
[21:52] Shally: whacks Marco's ass till he screams
[[21:52] Marco: ooooooo Baby it hurts soooo goood
[21:52] LL: who's next
[21:52] SV: lol
[21:52] Shally: Do you want more?
[21:52] Marco: PLease
[21:52] Shally: Then beg
[21:53] Marco: Can I have some more, sir?
[21:53] Marco: Please
[21:53] Shally: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
[21:53] Marco: pleasssssssssseeeeeee hit me?
[21:53] AD: lmao
[21:53] Shally: WHACK WHACK WHACK
[21:53] LL: ok now here it comes
[21:53] WA: madness
[21:53] Marco: oooh oooh ooooh
[21:53] BG: oh, babyyyyyy
[21:54] KN: Whip me Beat me ... Make me feel goooood
[21:54] LL: lol
[21:54] Marco: Whip me Beat me
[21:54] Marco: Make me feeeeel ggggooooooooodddddd
[21:54] AD: hahahaha
[21:54] Shally: I only have one thing to say to you boy! Kiss..my....boots
[21:55] WA: lool
[21:55] Shally: grins
[21:55] Marco: May I lick your heel Mistress?
[21:56] Marco: Thanks Mistress
[21:56] Marco: I needed that
[21:57] AD giggles
[21:57] Shally: Don't thank me unless i ask you to
[21:57] Shally: WHACK
[21:57] Marco: Will you lock me in my cage tonight?
[21:57] LL: did you have to pay for that, Marco?
[21:57] Marco: please?
[21:57] Shally: No..you're on the tiles..again
[21:58] Marco: Can I please?
[21:58] Marco: The cold tiles?
[[21:58] Shally: NO
[21:58] LL: just plain old fun
[21:58] Shally: yes..cold..and..wet
[21:58] Marco: Please? the cold wet tiles?
[21:58] SK: daddy it's getting hot up in hereeeeeeeeeeeeee
[21:58] AD: Oh my damnn!
[21:58] LL: lol
[21:58] Shally: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
[21:58] BG: roflmao!!!!!
[21:59] LL: get him a glass of water
[21:59] WA: lmbo
[21:59] Shally: And do not bother asking for a pillow
[21:59] Marco: Please, I've been Baaaaaaaad
[21:59] Marco: No water for Marco
[22:00] LL: i think he wants more
[22:00] Shally: No water..no bread..and a little time to think over being so bad
[22:00] BG: still roflmfao
[22:00] LL: lol
[22:00] KN: Im bad all the time and nobody whips my fuckin ass :(
[22:00] LL: BARK
[22:01] AD giggles
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[22:01] Marco: whip me pleaaaase
[22:01] AD: OWWWW!!!!
[22:01] Shally: WHACK
[[22:01] Shally: STOP BEGGING
[22:01] Marco: you always make me have a good time, please stoppppppp
[22:01] SV: KN needs to be whipped
[22:01] LL: lol
[22:01] BG: i hate/love it when they beg
[22:02] AD: lol
[22:02] Marco: whack me Mistress
[22:02] Shally: trips him up
[22:02] GB bops Marco upside the head
[22:02] Shally: Stands on him
[22:03] Marco: walk all over me Mistress!!!!
[22:03] Marco: -submission
[22:03] Shally: Are you enjoying yourself down there?
[22:04] Marco: No Mistress, I would not dare enjoy myself
[22:04] Shally: Did i say sit up?*pushes him down with her foot*
[22:04] KN: Welcome all to [deleted] ... And tonight the Marco and Shally Show
[22:04] Shally: haha
[22:04] Marco: No Mistress
[22:05] Marco: Permission to die now Mistress?
[22:05] SV: I see no welts
[22:05] KN: Yesss
[22:05] LL: you cant keep a good man down
[22:05] Shally: hmm..can we remove the PG rating here? ..this guy needs it
[22:05] SV: Shally is being tooo kind
[22:05] SV: badly
[22:05] AD: ♫♫ ♪♪ YEEHAAAAA ♪♪ ♫♫
[22:05] Shally: WHACK
[22:05] Marco: Oooooo thank you Mistress
[22:05] Shally: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
[22:06] Shally: I don't have to keep him down..he stays there because he likes it
[22:06] Marco: Would you raise a welt please Mistress?
[22:06] SV: yesss.....welts
[22:06] Shally: haha
[22:07] Marco: Please humiliate me Mistress!
[22:07] KN: OmG is it bad if I enjoy this show .... Lollll
[22:07] Shally: hmm..you do that all by yourself
[22:07] AD: OMG!!!
[22:07] Shally: WHACKS HIM BACK DOWN
[22:07] SV: giggles.......
[22:08] Marco: OOOOOOOOOOOO I've been baaaaaaaad
[[22:08] Marco: I made money last night
[22:08] Marco: Shall I give it all to you Mistress?
[22:08] AD wants to be a Mistress
[22:08] SV: WOOO PA
[22:08] AD: ** *Giggles insanely* **
[22:08] Marco: It is just like being married
[22:08] KN: I'll take it :))))
[22:08] AD: OWWWW!!!!
[22:08] Shally: I am tired of you enjoying this so much..stop interupting
[22:09] Shally: SMACK!
[22:09] Shally: Perhaps i should remove your attachments for a few days and keep them in my sl safe
[22:09] Marco: OUCH!
[22:09] SV: Anyone have a gag they can give Shally?
[22:09] Marco: No Mistress
[22:09] AD: O.o
[22:09] KN: Lolllllll
[22:09] Marco: Put them in the freezer
[22:09] Shally: haha
[22:09] SV: Where is Cv...she has everything
[22:10] Marco: I promise to stop enjoying it
[[22:10] Shally gave you Blindfold.
[22:10] KN: ahhhh Lifes a Bitch and than you Die
[22:10] Shally: no..you marry one
[22:11] Marco: Lifes a Bitch and then she becomes my Mistress
[22:11] SV: OOOOO
[22:11] SV: Marco...you are gonna get it now
[22:11] VK: he's trained good :)
[22:11] Marco: Will you hurt me Mistress?
[22:11] Marco: Promise?
[22:11] Marco: hurt me
[22:12] Marco: promise?
[22:12] Marco: Put me in a cage and sell me to the Gors?
[22:12] Shally: Marco you're getting nothing..now shut up
[22:12] SV: ; )))
[22:12] SV: starts to chant.....CAGE CAGE CAGE.....!
[22:12] GB: hahaha
[22:13] AD: LMAO
[22:13] Marco: just rip of my hair please
[22:13] KN: OmFG
[22:13] Marco: hit me please
[22:14] AD: ♫ ♪ WoOoOoOT ♪ ♫
[22:15] JD giggles
[22:15] Marco: Mistresss...I am enjoying the music, is that allowed?
[22:15] KN: SV wine goood
[22:15] Shally: WHACK>>TURN IT OFF!!!
[22:16] Marco: Do you you want me to eat the garbage again?
[22:16] AD: lmao
[22:16] Shally: I came here to listen to the musci and to show everyone what a pathetic ....thing...you are
[22:16] WA: lmap
[22:16] LL: oh no
[22:16] LL: watch out
[22:16] VK: damn Shally u got that man straight
[22:16] LL: lol
[22:17] VK: eating trash wow
[22:17] JD: bk
[22:17] Marco: Have I met your expectations for my patheticness??
[22:17] Shally: He needs firm handling..that is all*taps him gently on the ass*
[22:17] LL: keep him on the damn floor
[22:17] BG: laughing so hard it hurts
[22:17] Marco: Sounds like my ex wife
[22:17] AD: ((( ♪ (( ♪ HOOOooo ♪ )) ♪ )))
[22:18] Marco: Can I enjoy the music now?
[22:18] AD: lmao marco XD
[22:18] Shally: When i get you home..you will have much making upto to do i assure you
[22:18] Marco: Oh can I ?
[22:18] SV: hmm.....did Marco get gagged while I was gone?
[22:18] Marco: Can I lick the floor?
[22:18] Shally: STOP TALKING *whack WHACK*
[22:19] JD: HoOooOoOoOOooooOoOoOOoOoOoOOoOoOoo¡¡¡¡¡¡oOoOoOOoOOo
[22:19] Marco: Please?
[22:19] SV: Nope
[22:19] SV: hmmm
[22:19] GB: Shally, tasering them in the `nads might work better
[22:19] WA: wacky wack wack
[22:19] GB: whacking them isn't all that effective
[22:19] VK: good one GB
[22:19] GB: lolz
[22:19] Shally: hmm..well..this is not the place for that
[22:19] KN: The gag is in; the finale
[22:20] Marco: Thank you Mistress
[22:20] Marco: I had an awful time.
[22:20] Marco: It was grand
[22:20] Shally: Ok get up..get your hair on and shake your ass!!
[22:20] SV: LMFAO!
[22:21] Shally: Hooo!! Hooo!! Hooo!!
[22:21] Shally: Hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:21] Marco: -stop
[22:21] Marco: I feel bad now, thank you Mistress
[22:21] Marco: just like my ex made me feel
[22:21] Shally: Marco your not welcome
[22:22] Marco: Mistress, can I have my hair back?
[22:22] Shally: giggles
[22:22] LL: must be the whip
[22:22] Marco: -stop
[22:24] VK: Shally :) good job!
[22:24] Shally: Thankyou VK
[22:24] KN: Hey Marco .... Good job
Of course, this was all a joke, I would not do this in real life...or would I? *wink* ;) --Marco
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