Dear Deranged Readers (You HAVE to be deranged to enjoy reading THIS stuff, right? LOL)
My challenge to you today is to PICKATIT(le)! Tell me which of the TEN possible titles below is your favorite for this picture, OR suggest your own! Please tell us your vote or suggestion in the comment section. You may use the name Anonymous if you are shy.
What Happened...
Something weird happened to Delicious Dania and me when we went to Skinny Dip Island for a relaxing chair cuddle. This dude decided to sit in the same chair we were in, at the same time! Of course it turned out that he was a newbie. He didn't realize that he had not fully rezzed. On HIS screen the chair was empty.
But of course in OUR view we saw THIS....
So, PICKATIT(le)!
1_What the hell is Marco into NOW??!!!
2_Torn between two lovers, what's a girl to do?
3_"NEW Camping Chair instantly boosts your sim traffic by one third!"
4_OK Dude, I'll oil-up YOUR back and you do Dania's, but something about this arrangement just does not "sit well" with me!
5_Geeze, I wish Dania would MAKE UP HER MIND; which one of us does she want??!!!
6_I tell ya, Dania has guys following her wherever she goes!
7_Dude, you better NOT fart!
8_"Honey, REALLY, this is not what it looks like!"
9_Marco wonders if the "Princess" can feel my "pea" through this other "mattress" !!!
10_Now, THAT'S a Threesome!
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--Marco......ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)
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10 comments:
7 just jumped out at me for some reason (and really made me laugh) so my vote is....7!
Haha, thanky you Anony!
--Marco
7 made me laugh too XD
my suggestion would be
"Marco... don't you think we're getting ahead of ourselves??"
yeah bad pun...
also.... you call it a pea??? Wow you need to visit xcite ...
Oooo Dracona, I'm gonna "get ya" for that one! Am gonna break out my "pea shooter." THEN you can tell me whether it is a "pea" ...or the whole POD!!
Haha, thanks for your comments!
--Marco
Hey, Dracona.. easy on Marco! Loved that "pea" once upon a time.. LOL...
Anyway, i was kinda thinking along the lines of "The end of Marco's flirting career -- with the ladies" or "Marco's worst nightmare: The wrong end"
Oooooo JADE! I don't know whether to "get you" for that, or COME and get you! By the way, "Big George" waves at you and says "Hi Honey!" Usually, I make him stay in the basement to babysit "the twins." But on this occasion, I just could not "hold him down."
Haha, loved your comments honey!
Pssst... I am reserving a concubine position open for you, with "speed check in....no application needed" !!! It is a "return to Marco" special I have going on right now. But Hurry! Time is limited!!
lolz.
--Marco
Haha! Hi George! Keeping the twins happy? LOL..
But Marco.. concubine? Moi? Tsk tsk.. You and I both know that unfortunately i'm a selfish little bitch who wants her man all to herself (while sometimes getting a bit greedy and all, wanting more and more)...
I think i'm over-qualified. But thank you. If ever i want to settle down again, i'll think about your offer.. :P
Jade, you and I will just have to "agree to disagree," because NOW WAY IN HELL are you a "greedy little bitch." To the contrary, you are the best wife I ever had! Marco still luvs ya baby.
Take Care!
--Marco
LOL! How many wives did you have anyway?
Jade, I've only had two wives. One in RL, and you in SL. Of the two, hands down you were the best. I rarely think of my rl ex. I think of YOU all the time. :)
And just for the record, I made many mistakes with you. It was my fault things went downhill.
Well, I think that is enough dirty laundry to air for THIS week! lol. Would you IM me? Thanks. TC honey. :...(((
--Marco
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