Second Life Appearance-- Marco's Halloween Special 2009-- Why do Witches Sit on Frog Cacaa in Second Life?

Honestly, until I saw the Second Life Appearance of witches sitting on toadstools, I never even knew what frog cacaa looked like. (which reminds me of a sick joke... Do you know what the latest term of affection is in a Frog Bar?  "Hello there, may I push in your toadstool?" Badump-ump. Yuck... I guess you had to be there.... hint:  bullfrog thrusts)

Aaaannnyway, the other day something went TERRIBLY wrong while I was attempting to TP to Club Buxom Beauties. Upon landing, instead of seeing semi-clothed bounteous bewbalicious beauties bouncing on big barber poles, I saw these maliciously orange and purple BEINGS sitting on toadstools.  The following convo ensued... (SL names used by permission.)

Marco: sitting on toadstools. how appropriate. but, why are you sitting on frog cacaa?
Gracie Dotterkelch: ewww, lol
Bettie Citron: it's comfy



Photo by Marcophoto Upshaw
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Gracie Dotterkelch: I'm waiting on the hallucinations?
Marco: you have to lick the back of the frog first.
Gracie Dotterkelch: ewww even worse. where IS that dang frog? lol
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Marco: shrugs, who knows, maybe you will hallucinate if you lick the frog cacaa? I would hallucinate just at the THOUGHT of licking toad stools.
Bettie Citron: I aready did
Marco: how they taste Bettie?  Ohhh, is THAT why you have a black tongue and black pebbles in your mouth? No more kisses for YOU!
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Photo "Shroom Time" by Bettie Citron

Gracie Dotterkelch gave you Shroom Time. (picture)
Gracie Dotterkelch: hawt shrooms eh Marco? lol
Marco: Yeah Gracie, you have the nicest SHROOMS I ever saw!
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Marco: you are a fungirl, Gracie. :-)
Marco: I am a fungi. wanna raise some little shrooms together?
Gracie Dotterkelch: LOL! uhm, well
Gracie Dotterkelch: is "molding" cheating?
Gracie Dotterkelch: rofl
Marco: haha
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Gracie Dotterkelch: i hate frogs, lol
Marco: I feel a halloween blog coming on.
Gracie Dotterkelch: ears perking up
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As the conversation digressed, we began to talk about SL babies. Perfect timing, I gave each a copy of my very own prim babies... a pair of Siamese twins I call Ping and Pong. They sit on my motorcycle on my deck. I tell people that I used to work in an SL nuclear reactor, washing the rods by hand. As a result, my nads have been radiated, resulting in glow-in-the-dark sex, and said babies.

Bettie looks so good with the babies! What more could you possibly expect from a pair of witch rats?



Photo by Bettie Citron
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In all seriousness, Bettie Citron, Gracie Dotterkelch, Ladybug Ruby, along with their great friend (and my SL sister) Lunahe Kaestner had just finished having their Halloween pictures taken by Akasha Blackbart at Blackbart Designs Photography.

I tell you, Blackbart Designs Photography is THE place to go if you want great Halloween pictures, or Goth pictures, or Vampire pictures, etc.  Being that I myself was once-upon-a-time a semi-pro photographer in RL, it was a pleasure to see an SL photographer offering a unique twist.... Halloween/Goth/Vampire portraits as a specialty.

So many photographers in Second Life try to be all things to all people. Most photographers here offer every-thing-under-the-sun to SL clients. The result: everybody's work looks pretty much like everybody ELSE's work. But not at Blackbart Designs Photography.

Do you want to show your unique Vampire Queen look, lurking in the night,
ready to take down your prey?  Ask Akasha.

Do you want to portray your Vixen Vampire? Ask Akasha.

Do you want to reveal your inner demons in the light of the Full Moon? Ask Akasha

Do you want to reflect the sexy inner darkness of your black heart, like Lunahe? Ask Akasha.


I had great fun talking to, and flirting WITH Akasha, as seen in the following convo:

Marco: well, hellloooooo Akasha! Come here often?
Akasha Blackbart: HIya
Marco: aww, I see from her profile that Akasha is married. Well Akasha, tell him I am willing to share, ok?
Akasha Blackbart: LMAO
Marco: hahaha
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Akasha Blackbart: I'll pass on the message
Lunahe Kaestner: >_>,  lool
Gracie Dotterkelch: LOL
Bettie Citron: sharin is carin
Lunahe Kaestner: hehe
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Marco: Don't worry Akasha, these gals know me well. They know I really do mean it.
Akasha Blackbart: LMAO
Lunahe Kaestner: oh yeh, he does
Gracie Dotterkelch: YEAH! lol, he does!
Marco: loool.
Akasha Blackbart: Wow...and I thought he was just flirting.
Marco: just flirting? without a goal in mind? I must admit I am a bit of a flirt, Akasha.
Lunahe Kaestner: A bit? lmao
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Gracie Dotterkelch: Hey Akasha, do you like to laugh?
Gracie Dotterkelch: Join Marco's SL blog
Akasha Blackbart: No...hate it.
Gracie Dotterkelch: it's great!
Akasha Blackbart: Of course I do!

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Gracie Dotterkelch: surely you can join his group from his profile
Marco: no Gracie, my group is subscribe o matic.
Bettie Citron: really?
Marco: you have to fondle my box.
Gracie Dotterkelch: ooooo,  lol
Marco: my display box that is.
Gracie Dotterkelch: Well give her one for her store hon
Bettie Citron: too much info!!
Gracie Dotterkelch: :-) This is Akasha's store, Blackbart Designs Photography.



Akasha Blackbart inside her store. Photo by Marcophoto Upshaw
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Necrosis%20Noctis/235/239/36

All kidding aside, folks, you will LOVE Akasha and her work...she really is a delightful Lady to talk with... I asked her how her business was doing...

Akasha Blackbart: I get a high goth/vampire clientele, because not many in Second Life do those kind of pics. And I'm versatile...I can do a lot of different pics. I have some regulars that come back all the time for new photos. I have one that comes in about once a month. The competition is stiff is in SL for sure. But I think everyone has their own style. So it's all in what you're looking for.

Akasha Blackbart: I offer one freebie pic to noobs under 30 days. Lot's of traffic coming too...pumpkin hunt on the SIM starts on Friday, 10/16/09

~*~Necrosis~*
~The New Gloom-Gothic Mall

Heart & Sole Shoes/Heels/Halloween/7Seas Fishing/Prizes/Photo Studio/Darkwind/Lucky Chairs/Ezura/Midnight Mania Board/*HoM*/Victorian/Dark Rose/DEMISE/Walking Sounds/The Black Canary

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Necrosis%20Noctis/223/223/36

So, if YOU want an excellent Spooky pic, or Goth, or Vampire or Witch pic, put on your best, sexy biatch look and get on down to  see...

 Akasha Blackbart
at Blackbart Designs Photography

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Necrosis%20Noctis/235/239/36


Here are examples of her work with my four witchy friends...


Gracie Dotterkelch, photo by Akasha Blackbart, all rights reserved.



Lunahe Kaestner, photo by Akasha Blackbart, all rights reserved.



Lunahe, Gracie, Bettie Citron and Ladybug Ruby, photo by Akasha Blackbart, all rights reserved.


Akasha is offering a Halloween special, through October 31st... one Halloween picture in-costume for just L$40....Forty Lindens!!!




I mean it, REALLY, and no,
I have NOT been licking frog cacaa!


Happy Halloween everybody!

--Marco

ONLY IN SL...can we have this much crazy fun! :-)

by Marcophoto Upshaw

AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA

marco_photo@yahoo.com

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Wow, you gotta read the crazy, funny stuff this guy writes!
Read all about it today in Marco's Second Life Humor site at: http://www.marcos-second-life-humor.com/

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