Wacky Groups of Second Life #4 ...Twenty-Five Weird and Funny Groups

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA

Hello Friends, I can't think of a dang thing funny to say. So instead, I now present you with some funny, strange, and interesting Second Life groups I have collected. This is my 4th installment on this subject. Some of these groups are interesting, some are strange, but others made me laugh out loud. I have faithfully pasted the original type, so any grammar or spelling mistakes were made by the group founder, and not me. I have commented on all of them, in this format:

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My comments are sandwiched between
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Enjoy! I appreciate all my friends. :) --Marco

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* DEAD *
by Janie Matahari

Second death. We are dead. The spiritual world is a mystery to the living.

We died in SL or came in already dead.
We are ghosts, spirits, zombies, ghouls, undead, angels, demons, mummies, corpses, or simply memories in the minds of your loved ones. We died by natural causes, by accident, disease or were killed.
This group is for all the dead of SL. From now on, it's all up to you. You are in control now. EVERYONE has the perms to add/delete/change role titles, add/eject
~~we are so sorry for their loss~
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Uhhmmm, I confess, I don't quite get the gist of this one. Are they talking about a group
to honor people who have died in SL? Or RL deaths? Hmmm strange. OH I know...they are
talking about SL after everyone LEAVES, after getting sick and tired of the bs the Lindens
keep shoveling down our throats.
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*SHROOM FAIRY*
by Ceria Semple

Whats tripping when- where, *psy* goa*
*tribal* new age* Boom electronica!
~Come~
!!meet with the fairy's!!:P
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Another weird one.
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blue skin with pointy ears
by Polypus Watts

u must have blue skin with pointy ears :)
(or be interested in people with blue skin with pointy ears)
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Gosh, they are giving such a warm welcome, it just makes me wish I had (guess: how did you
know?) blue skin with pointy ears, that's right!
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Buy This Slave
by Karrie Sands

This Group is for any slave that needs one of the titles. the titles are... buy this slave .and .this slave for sale .and .slave.
from now on we are going to make this a active group with fun things to do,free stuff,and even free lindens(yeah baby).also ways to make some big bucks..........
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AWWWW, doesn't that just touch your heart when someone wants to make a way for
slaves "to make some big bucks?"
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Celestial Moon Elves
by Solara Yoshikawa

We are the Moon Elves. We travel around in search of a peaceful place to call home. Our homes vary in color and our languages vary as well.

This group is mostly about having fun and making new friends. It is also to help others who are both new or old to SL.

If you have a class you would like us to know about, please post it in the channel. As for rules:

Do not cause drama
Do not fight with others on the group channel
Respect others
Have fun
No yiffing on the channel
Most importantly relax.
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Do you suppose the Celestial Moon Elves are friends with the "blue skin people with
pointy ears?" Do they go out together on dates do you suppose? I wonder what you
get if they interbreed? Celestial Blue-Moon People? With pointy ears? Are they depressed?
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Cookie Lovers Anonymous
by Salah Mandelbrot

This is a Group for anyone who loves cookies, either in dough form or baked form. :3 All are welcome, so long as you love cookies! <3
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Well now, I certainly love cookies, but somehow I don't think I am logging in to sl, and
putting up with server hassles and lag, for the sake of virtual cookies. Another Weird group.
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Dirty Old Man
Founded by Katanga Balogh

A group for deviate old men and young innocent sweethearts to come together and share in lust and fantasy.
Cmon you old goats jump aboard and meet or show of yer sweetys and receive free viagra.
Sweethearts do some old men a favor and give us our possibly last thrill.
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Now you're talkin, WOOO HOOO! I'll definitely put up with server hassles and lag
to get a last thrill from some innocent young sweethearts! Viagra City here we cumm!
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Ethnographers of Second Life
by Ichiume Okawa

Ethnography (from the Greek ἔθνος ethnos = people and άφειν graphein = writing) is the practice of gathering and recording information of human social phenomena, based on fieldwork.
Within the new and rapidly expanding world of Second Life, we hope to document the experiences and behaviors of SL residents, and overall social evolution within the SL community.
Send notecard to Ichiume Okawa for more information.
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OooooooK then, if you say so bud. I think I need a degree just to understand this.
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Fans of returning Library books on
by Lily Holsworthy

rave, dance,club, , sex, girls, forced, guns, xxx, urban, bad, dirty, hangout, , strippers, sexgen, warehouse, heaven, lapdance, hobo, free, money, balls. romantic, poseballs, nude, bdsm, ass, warehouse...
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Oh wow, I know some librarians who will be sooo happy to hear that these books are
being returned! You know who you are, (Tanya and PB)
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Flirts 'r' us
by lynne Hyun

hi this is just a fun group that me and my friend Mal wanted to make Feel free to join us, but youve got to be a self confessed flirt.
The club moto is 'takes one to know one '
***invite friends to join too***
more the merrier
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Marco could be the Grand Master of this one!
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GINEVRA QUEEN OF SPAM SPAM SPAM
by ginevramaria Guyot

★★GINEVRA QUEEN OF SPAM★★
- in this group u r free to comunicate all your activities free chat spam (with moderation)!!! if u need to send a notice with pictures, landmark or object give me the text and the attachments and i send it to all members (just 30L for every notice!!!)
- in questo gruppo potrai pubblicizzre i tuoi eventi sempre senza limiti (ma con moderazione!!!
Dans ce gruop tu peux parler de tout ce qui tu veux et comuniquer tuotes tes activitees free spam!!!(mais sans exagerer)!!!
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Free chat spam, (with moderation)?? Sounds like another oxymoron to me.
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...Hoplessly In Love...
by Geo Leinhardt

A group of innocent bystanders who never ask to fall in or out of love.... but for some strange reason, Love has bitten them and they cant get enough of it......
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Awwwww, can I join?
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Leftist Beatnik Revolutionaries
by Abbey Underall

Anti violent, Anti guns, Anti death penalty, Anti fascist, Anti corporation, Anti patriot act, Anti nationalism, Anti fuck heads and fanatics.
Pro human rights, Pro democracy, Pro love, Pro freedom, Pro poetry, Pro art, Pro worker's rights, Pro free press,
Pro freedom of Speech, Pro freedom of expression, Pro sexual liberty.
Urban Guerilla Activism NOW!
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"Revolution Now!" OK! for what? "I don't know! Everything!" OK! That's as clear as mud!"
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Leftists, Liberals and Lunatics
by Kathy Yamamoto

Leftists, Liberals and Lunatics - For those who are out of the ordinary. We dedicate ourselves to inclusion, tolerance, compassion and universal ethics.
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"Revolution Now!" OK! for what? "I don't know! Everything!" OK! More Mud!
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LETS GET SOME SHOES BETCH!
BY Molly Barker

Dedicated to Kelly! So like I heard this guy telling this chick, "I think your feet are, like, too BEG!" and she was all, "Dude, shut up, don't be a deck and get outa my face! Those shoes are mine BETCH, I'm gettin'em!" and he's all "Whatever!" So I'm like, "OMG!" I have to dedicate a group to this sich, so I'm all, like, yeah! Let's go to the Galleria betches!
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Kewl! Fuck the Revolution! Let's get some shoes, betch!
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Lost Vampires on motorcycles
Founded by Dre Vollmar

Well...here is what happened...we rode our motorcycles into Venice and the canal monsters ate our bikes. But we found that we LOVE Venice...so we stay around and lurk. It is beautiful here.
We have made it ours.
We are a funky bunch and like to party. If you are a SERIOUS asshole, stay away. BUT!!! If you have like...two tads of cool...you will probably like it here. And if you are looking for a home? This could be your place.
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Hey I'm a Vampire, and I have a motorcyle in my dining room, this group is perfect
for me!
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MadScience Test Subjects (updates)
by Rev Eponym
Product news, exclusive promotions, event invitations, FREE STUFF, and only occasional minor injuries from dangerous procedures.
When the cage door opens, you'll proceed to the surgical -- ahem, FREE STUFF!!
Dom/mes: If you're sensitive about being labeled 'Test Subject', IM Rev or Affinity to be added as a 'Testing Team' member.
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ME, ME *Marco waves his hands in the air wildly, and jumps up and down* PLEASE CHOOSE ME...I WANNA BE A MAD SCIENTIST TOO! "Oh, no?
I can't be a mad scientist? Gee, I always had fun mixing chemicals in those chemical sets my parents gave me for Christmas.", *How To Make
Cyanide In 5 Easy Steps, and Miracle Vanishing Cream in 10 Steps, and Turn Your Little Sister Into A Blue Elf (little person) With This Secret
Formula!.....Adult Supervision Required!!!!" Yeah, right like what adult in their right mind is gonna let me make Cyanide, or Vanishing Cream, or
turn my little sister into a pointy-eared little blue person? *Mom, you never let me do ANYTHING!* And ya know, maybe all SLers should be
members of this group, cause doesn't it seem like WE are the test subjects for the Lindens?
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Profile Junkie's of SL
by Mpress Cardway

For people who like to browse profiles, and love to look at how creative people can be with theirs.
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Profile Snoopers
by CD

Do you avidly read profiles?...do you spend most of your time at clubs..just reading profiles instead of really dancin? Do you read someones profile, notice spelling or grammar mistakes..and IM that person the correct spelling or string of grammar? If you answered yes to any of these questions then this is the right group for you, have no fear..your not a weirdo and even if people call you one at least your not alone!
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I hate to break the news to CD, but there were several spelling/grammar mistakes in her listing, including using "your" instead of "you're",
which of course is the proper English contraction for "you are." Other errors include "dancin" instead of "dancing" "...do you" instead of
"Do you" "clubs...just" instead of "clubs; just" and others. Hey, I make mistakes too, so please don't send me 50 million IM's correcting me.
The difference is that I do not IM other people to correct THEM. But other than that, I am totally with CD. As you all know I lurrrrrrve to read
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SecondLife Hobos
by Orhalia Zander

Fer deh lost souls of deh streets an railroads. (The Original Hobo Group)
People working together to help build the kind of virtual village we wan t to live in.
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Oh boy, don't get me started. Read the my previous comments.
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Typign Errors Inc
by Got Boa

We Misspel iT So Yuo Don't Have Too

quotes contributors; Karin McElroy, Katar Supercharge
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OMG
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SERBIAN MAFIA
by Comismeker Kohime

=====ELITE GRUOP======
KO IH JEBE NAJJACI SMO SRBIJA
--------SERBIAN MAFIA----------
Join the group,fun,gambling: poker,roulette and many more
We sell weapons, houses, land, vehicles, clothes and jewely etc.
If you join you will be armed and will be protected by the rest of the group, you will also have a chance to earn money. We can also be hired as armed guards to protect you or someone else. (Contact me for pricing and info). Thanks,SERBIAN Mafia Leader.
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Do ya suppose we could hire these guys to strong-arm the Lindens into providing a stable platform for us?
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Sexiest Avatar Alive
by Carl Go

Group of Good Looking Avis
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Hmmm....there seems to have been a terrible mistake made here; they have not invited Marco
(moi, yours truly) to join this group. Tsk Tsk.
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Sexy Assed Title's
by Willow Zander

bored of the same old titles... join this group and get a new one EVERY day! or every other day :/
Titles to choose From
Plug and play
Lost Innit? Aight!
Typing with nose...
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Typing with nose! I can relate to that!
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The AFK tagger
by Rebecca Logan

A group with an AFK - Leave An IM message for anyone who likes to let people know they are AFK. IM Rebecca Logan for an Invite. :-)
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"Dear Rebecca, I need an 'invite.' Oh, no dear, not for me. I need it for the Lindens, because
obviously THEY are AFK (Away From Keyboard). Thank you dear, --Marco"
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PLEASE, would you leave a comment? I read and answer all comments, usually within the hour. Of course I DO log off now and then, to sleep, eat, and take care of OTHER bodily functions; though sometimes I just do them at my desk. I'll leave you to figure out WHICH.

C'monnnnn, I know you are shy, so just use "Anonymous" as your name...gowaaaannnn, you KNOW you wanna!

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"Wacky Groups of Second Life #4 ...Twenty Five Weird and Funny Groups"
Read all about it today at Marco's SL Humor Blog at: http://marcosslhumorblog.blogspot.com/

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