KittyKat #1: Herrrrrre kittttty kittttty kittttty... Marco loves those Neko Gals in Second Life!

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA

On a recent blog I wrote about the mysterious affect in Second Life of objects "squirting" off through the walls of our homes, only to come to rest in midair somewhere in the tops of nearby trees.

That inspired the following back-and-forth series of comments from one of my prized readers...NekoGirl.

(Oh, and by-the-way, for those who don't know, a Neko, as defined by Wikipedia is short for "Nekomusume" ...i.e. "catgirls, female anime characters or cosplayers with nekomimi (cat ears) in Japanese popular culture." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekomusume.

1) NekoGirl:

Oh boy such a blog is near and dear to my heart! LOL. You should see the gumph I find flying around my own sim...NekoGirl points and looks suprised...ooooh I lost that furniture bed 6 months ago...Oh so its been at 1000 Meters in the air all this time sigh...NekoGirl laughs and starts searching her sim inch by inch, meter by meter wondering what else is stuck up in teh air...

2) Marco:

Your tail. Aren't the tails of all kitty kats stuck up in the air? I know my little kittykat walks around all day with her tail pointed straight up to the heavens. My theory is that the tail on a kittykat is a conduit. Yes. All the sweetness of the angels flows down that pointed tail to the little furry kitty body. THAT is why kittykat tails are stuck in the air...they are sucking up all that celestial sweetness. The Heavenly teat. And there you have it, the world according to Marco. Thanks NekoGirl!

3) NekoGirl:

NekoGirl fluffs her tail at Marco and sniffs. "I dun need no sweetness and angelicness stuffs to be sweet an cute an cuddly an loveable." Mews and rubs herself along your leg, Tail fluffing and twitching in teh air.

4) Marco:

Mmmm I lurrrrve KittyKats! I just love to pick up MY little kittyKat...her name is "KitKat"...hold her close and bury my face in her fur, inhaling deeply--AFTER taking my antihistimines, of course. She always has such a nice clean, "kittykat smell"...fresh licked, clean, sweet, nice. Better than Channel #5. Perhaps she should bottle it. Call it KKN #5..for KittyKatNice. She likes YOU too, NekoGirl...she purrs happily when you are around. Good enough for me! *reaches down and softly tugs at your tail, feeling your soft, sensual curves.* "Now coming to a blog near you!"


5) My Comments:

Ahhhh life is GOOD! Neko's and kittykats alike are a gift from above. So soft, sweet, furry, warm, cuddly, nice. Except for those claws of course, but if one is careful they are not a problem. Most of the time they are sheathed. Most of the time. Most.

The story of how I came to be associated with my little fur ball...KitKat...is unique. Let me share it with you. I did not adopt her...she adopted ME. Yes.

At the time, I was married, living in the St. Louis, Missouri, USA area. We had two big dogs, and a large doggy door, down in our basement patio door.

This doggy door consisted of a good sized rectangular hole cut inside a wooden door. Heavy plastic sheeting hung down in strips over the outside and inside of the hole. The idea was that the dogs could run in and out of the house whenever they wanted, into our fenced-in back yard. The strips closed again after they passed through, to keep out the weather. I made it myself and it worked very well. (orders now being taken, lol)

Anyway KitKat adopted US by coming IN through that doggy door, and staying. I discovered her one day sleeping high up on a shelf in the basement. I was so surprised, but she just smiled her little kitty kat smile and purred to me. I put her back out, figuring she had lost her way. She was back the next day. And the next day, and the day after that. She was wearing a faded orange collar, was a bit skinny, but well groomed, and had no front claws, indicating someone had lovingly cared for her, but had her declawed.

I had remembered seeing hand-written signs stuck on stop signs in our subdivision asking if anyone had seen a lost cat. But that had been about a month before. I had not seen any signs lately. I drove around the neighborhood looking for the signs, but of course now that I had a lost cat the signs were all gone.

We took her to the vet to see if she had a chip implanted. These are little microchips the size of a grain of rice that can be implanted beneath the skin of a cherished pet. The ownership information about the pet is encoded on the chip. The Vet simply waves a reading wand over the animal, and if it has an implant then a number appears on the screen of the wand. From there the vet can tap into a certain web site, type in the number, and receive a complete medical and ownership history of the pet.

We figured that since someone had gone to the trouble and expense of having the cat declawed that they must love her very much, and would probably have had a chip implanted.

No chip.

After fruitlessly looking around the neighborhood for a few more weeks, and asking the neighbors if they knew of a missing cat, we gave up and accepted our new-found treasure. We had a new kittykat, and she loved us, or more specifically, she loved ME...purring loudly whenever I walked into the room. Sigh...eat your heart out fellas....some guys just have a way with the chicks! Tomorrow, I will tell you more about "Life with KitKat."

Meanwhile, "Herrrrrre kittttty, kittttty, kittttty..." *Marco lovingly strokes soft little NekoGirl, listens to her deep, contented purrrrr, holding her close, snuggling his nose into her sweet cuddliness.*

--Marco

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Thoughts for YOU to comment on today:

What do you think about declawing cats?

Some say it is an act of love, some say it is barbarian. What do YOU say?

If you are a neko girl, would you come to Marco for a little cuddle? Call me inworld or send an email to marco_photo@yahoo.com. PURRRRRRRR!

PLEASE, would you leave a comment? I read and answer all comments, usually within the hour. Of course I DO log off now and then, to sleep, eat, and take care of OTHER bodily functions; though sometimes I just do them at my desk. I'll leave you to figure out WHICH.

C'monnnnn, I know you are shy, so just use "Anonymous" as your name...gowaaaannnn, you KNOW you wanna!

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"Herrrrrre kittttty, kittttty, kittttty... Marco loves those Neko Gals!"
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