Fun with Dick and Jane ...or... "Survey Says!"

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: M.E.L. USA

I don't know why this is so, but it is: women generally like polls and surveys and men hate them. Witness my poll asking how you feel about the "Green Script" messages I send out every day to Second Life dwellers. Seventy-nine percent--79%--of responders are female. The other 21% consist of males and other lowlifes. Hehe.

Has anyone else noticed how FULL Second Life is with females these days? I am beginning to think the above statistics may in fact reveal in a backhanded way that SL really does consist of 79% females.

Which makes sense, because think about it, how many guys do you know who like to play with dolls?

NOT grown-up "dolls," cause most of us guys very much like to play with THOSE! Noooooo, I am speaking of play-dolls, doll-dolls...like Barbie-dolls. And how many guys do you know who like to play with doll houses? Dressing up their play dolls, equipping a doll-house, having tea parties? Not many.

In fact many of us guys consider owning a home in SL, complete with fine furniture, kitchen, and bathrooms to be really dumb. We don't eat, we don't pee in SL, so what's the point? Personally, I do have a home in SL; a beautiful two-story wood and stone structure fully equipped with the most important guy furniture of all: a bed.

My bed is an Akaesha Sex Bed to be more precise. It has the most romantic, authentic and splenderific poses and animations known to mankind; approximately 3 gazillion sex poses. You can cuddle, huddle, shackle, and snuggle with abandon. It will accommodate twosomes, threesomes and foursomes. It has special poses for subs and slaves. It will hand out chains, gags, whips and god knows what else; though I seriously doubt even god knows what all this bed can do. It is without doubt the most amazing bed I have ever seen in SL. I suppose it can even dice, chop and prepare food. So that is all I have in my home. Not another thing. Nada. Zip. Empty.

What's the point? I just need a place to take my lovelies for a little "doll" action. Ohhh, I suppose I could drag out all my "accessories" like my Love Scenes 1 & 2 sex animations, and my Resolution 1,2,3 foreplay poses. Those are reeeeaaaaallllly hot, and will definitely get the blood moving in the veins of any sweet lass. And I suppose I could put in some rugs and dance poses like the "Sky Duet," and the "Hot Salsa." After all, if I invite a hot sweetie to my pad we should at least TRY to maintain the falsehood that "we are just there for a romantic dance." Surrrrrrre. Dancing in the sheets, right?

BUT DON'T ASK ME TO FILL OUT ANY OF THE SIX POLLS BELOW! Groaaaaaaan!

--Marco

P.S. I sure would appreciate it if you would take a moment and fill in the 6 polls...waaaaaaaayyyyyy down at the bottom of this page. They are very brief. Just scrolll aaaaalll the way down. Thanks!

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P.S. Would you help me out by voting in the 6 polls waaaaaaaayyyy down at the bottom of this page? I sure would appreciate it. --Marco