OUTRAGEOUS Second Life Pickup LInes #1, with new comments, and a CONTEST.

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: M.E.L. USA

Long ago when I was a noob, I witnessed this incident at Dance Island, I will never forget it.

I was dancing with a cluster of folks, and a little way away, a very pretty girl was dancing alone. Suddenly, this guy walks up to her, and pulls out this HUGE pecker. You know the type, these graphic peckers that are 10 feet long....bigger than the guy's whole damn body.

And he says to her, in open chat, "You are so beautiful honey, I want to take you into the bathroom and spank you with this!"

Hmmmm....did it work? Did he get a date? Sorta...he got a date with outerspace! Our Security Gal, BONITA Dagostino boosted him into orbit faster than you could say, "Zip-It-Up, Mac!"

I was sooo impressed. Right then I decided I wanted to be a Dance Island Security Officer too!
And shortly after that I became one. I worked there as a Security Officer/Host for about seven months.

How about you ladies and germs? How about we have a little impromptu contest here? Whoever sends me the craziest Second Life pickup line will get a free prize from me. It will be something very untasteful, and sure to bring a laugh. Hmmmm....

"What will the prize be....?

1) A penis bike?

2) A pussy bike?

3) A Penis sipper? This is a penis-shaped drinking cup--complete with nuts--with a straw sticking out of the tip. It is a howl to give out at parties.

4) A 10 foot long attachable flexi cock complete with ugly nuts?

A prank gift you can give somebody? It claims to be something innocent, but when they put it on--hopefully in public--they suddenly find they are wearing either...

5) Prank gift a)...A gigantic penis on their head,

OR

6) Prank gift b)...A giant inflatable female blow-up doll attached to their waistline.

I tell you what, this will be the easiest contest in the world because EVERYBODY WINS! Just send in an actual outrageous Second Life pickup line...and...YOU WIN! EVERYBODY WHO LEAVES A COMMENT WILL RECEIVE A BOX WITH ALL 6 OF THE ABOVE PRIZES INSIDE. Or, send a comment to me privately at marco_photo@yahoo.com, or leave an im inworld to Marcophoto Upshaw. If you send a conversation, be aware that I will PROBABLY publish it, but I will change ALL names before doing so.

You don't have to be original, just tell me any crazy pickup line that someone has said to YOU in Second Life. Some examples would be:

"Pardon me, I did not hear you because I was staring at your breasts."

or

"If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

or

"If I named your left leg "Christmas" and your right leg "Easter," may I visit you between the holidays?

and of course, the perennial favorite of noob men in Second Life....

"Nice tits, can I fuck them?"

Send me your lines, and I will send you the prize package with the 6 prizes listed above....and PLEASE, share your line in the comment section below! You can always send a separate note to me with your full SL name.

--Marco
P.S. Pleaaaaase, fill in one or all of the 6 surveys waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy down at the bottom of this page. Just scroll aaaaaaallllllllllll the way down. Thanks!

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Sayyyy, if you liked this posting today, would you tell a friend or two? Just copy/paste the paragraph below to a friend. Thank you so much!...

"Wow, you gotta read the crazy, funny stuff this guy writes!"
Read all about it today in Marco's SL Humor Blog at: http://marcosslhumorblog.blogspot.com/

P.S. I sure would appreciate it if you would take a moment and fill in the 6 polls...waaaaaaaayyyyyy down at the bottom of this page. They are very brief. Just scrolll aaaaalll the way down. Thanks!