Springtime in Second Life

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA

Springtime in Second Life,
by Evelyn Zehetbauer

This is part of Evelyn Zehetbauer's "Memoirs of My First Year in SL." It is funny as hell, and I asked her for permission to reprint it in my blog. Eve is German, and her written "accent" reminds me of Marlene Dietrich. I think it is VERRRRY sexy :)

--Marco

P.S. If you wish, contact Eve directly to receive copies of her other chapters. You can find her blog by doing a Search under Groups, and then type in: "Eves Blog Group" with quotes (no apostrophe).

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Hello Friends of Marco!

I hope you are not sitting in front of your pc or notebook just waiting for my blog. Because here is the main point SPRING HAS STARTED IN GERMANY!!!!!! Woot thank you global warming for having about 10° C in February and then after a few snow fall in march about 20° C today. So get your ass off and enjoy sun outside. Oh spring started not yet? You live in the southern part of the world and autumn just begins? Well stay on sl. The place the sun always shines!!!!!

Well when I first entered sl first thing I recognized was the warm sun, that was shining.... and still I can say, wow I love sl weather. I love to wear mini skirts, short shirts, no jacket and NO UMBRELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn´t sl weather boring? Always sun, always warm, always spring and summer.................

Some sims had snowfall in december, even one of my favourite clubs had snowpartys in december (well ahm rest of the club is burning, but snow still kept the ground filled) But hey I do not want to see snow in sl, I do not want to see rain in sl (except it is a warm blood rain falling down right into my mouth). Because it is springtime!!!

But well let´s not talk about the weather (somebody could think that I do not know what to write about today) Let´s talk about feelings spring brings to us........ And we have to make a difference between male feelings and female feelings!!!!!!

Let´s start with the male:

The sun is shining, Mr. X wakes up, opens the window and feels a warm sun shining on him. He feels good, he feels fine, he is the one and only guy that can make a girl happy! He dresses, shorts, T-Shirt, taking a deep breath of this special smelling air. He is a king!!!!!!!! He steps out of the door, sees all the ladys running around in skirts, feeling the heat of the sun or is it the heat between his legs?! It doesn´t matter, he just feels good! Time to smile, time to laugh, time to feel good, time to FLIRT!!!!!!! Every girl he looks at is smiling, every girl he sees is in a very very good mood! He knows he can get em all, he knows that he is MR. Cool, he knows that he is the strongest, the wildest the most desirable guy in this fucking world! Yes he rocks!!!!!!!!!!! And he knows it! Welcome to springtime! The time, where he can get every girl!!!!

So well to be a guy is cool huh? But watch out. Here is what women think about spring time:

The sun is shining, Ms. Y wakes up, opens the window and feels a warm sun shining on her. She feels good, she feels fine, she knows that she can play with boys today! She dresses, the shortest skirt she has, a shirt that allows people to get a half look to her breasts, going to the bathroom, giving herself a makeup style that shows a little shy glance but keeps it sexy, some nice boots, and her skin shines in a soft glance of her body lotion, she exactly knows what she does, taking a deep breath of this special smelling air. She is a bitch!!!!! She steps out of the door, sees all the boys running around looking at every girl that is showing her skin. She feels the heat of the sun. She just feels good.

Time to smile ( don´t those boys get neck ache while spinning their heads that much?), time to laugh (HAHAHA this boy over there walked right into a pole set on the walkway while watching her in her mini skirt), time to feel good (hell those guys are totally funny when spring begins), time to FLIRT (of course a flirt is always fun especially when it is that easy to play with boys when they are in spring mood)!!!!!! She has to smile at every boy (because she knows that this testosterone overload is so funny) and she shows her very very good mood! She knows she is the one who can choose the male, she wants to play with, she makes him believe that he is Mr. Cool, she knows that she has the power to controll him, she knows how to give him a feeling that he is desired by her. Yes she makes him believe that he rocks, because it brings more and more testosterone to him and makes him act much more funnier than before while her smile becomes an evil grin. And she knows she has the power! Welcome to springtime! The time where she knows she can make boys go crazy!!!!!!!!!

Psssssssssssssst, dear male friends, how a girl thinks about boys in spring is normaly a secret, so read this blog and forget what you read!!! Or just keep this secret. Otherwise it would be less fun to get a spring day started while knowing that every boy knows why we give you a smile in spring!!! So please shhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

So we all can do what we like to do in spring! Watch and show SKIN!

Let´s be addicted together,

Eve

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