USA Tax Filing Day, April 15: Marco's "Stimulus Package" with a "Cutie Pie."

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA

I wrote this blog for my 2008 tax filing i.e. last year. At the time, President Bush was offering an "Economic Stimulus Package" to all US citizens to try to kick-start the economy.

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Yesterday, April 14, instead of doing something BORING like writing a blog, I decided to have FUN filling out my US Federal and State Income Tax forms, Yipeeeeeeee Yaaa Hooooo! Great fun I had surfing through piles of receipts and forms. I finished and filed my forms ON TIME. But, sadly, I had no blog ready for today, April 15, because I then celebrated with a Cutie Pie, and went to bed early ;) But wait till you see my blog for today, about my celebratory "Stimulus Package" with a "Cutie Pie"... Woo Hoo!

CP = Cutie Pie

15:24] CP: BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:24] Marco: HONEYBUNNY!!!
15:25] CP: (mmeeeeellllltttiinnngggggggg!!))))))
15:25] Marco: I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD STILL BE UP!!
15:25] CP: and i am!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:25] Marco: Cutie Pie!
15:25] CP: blink blink
15:25] Marco: it is 12:30 am there?
15:26] CP: yp
15:26] Marco: I finished all my tax forms for Federal and State...then had to wait in line at the Post Office for 40 minutes...
15:27] Marco: then went for groceries...
15:27] Marco: and now I am home, jiggity jog.
15:27] CP: (only 40 min?)
15:27] Marco: racing home, hoping a certain Cutie Pie would still be up.
15:27] Marco: 40 minutes is a lonnnnng time to wait at the Post Office.
15:27] Marco: usually only 10 minutes, at the most.
15:28] CP: hahahah
15:28] CP: not here
15:28] Marco: wow
15:28] CP: 30-40 usualy
15:28] CP: hahahah
15:28] CP: god!
15:28] Marco: wow
15:28] CP: where are u?
15:28] Marco: In bed with my clothes off waiting for you, lol,
15:29] CP: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
15:30] CP: will u send me tp to that bed?

When a beautiful Cutie Pie asks you for a tp to your bed, you don't mess around! TP sent!

15:31] CP: hahaha
15:31] CP: why am i on the roof lol!
15:31] Marco: are you stuck?
15:32] Marco: hahahaha

Stupid SL! Cutie Pie arrives, but her head and shoulders are stuck in the ceiling! Can you imagine that happening in RL?

15:32] Marco: look! I have a cock today! Praise the Gods of SL!!
15:32] CP: hahahah
15:33] CP: yes u dooooo
15:33] Marco: I should publish this as my blog tonight. lol
15:33] CP: hahahahaha
15:33] CP: finally your cock is attached lol!
15:34] Marco: It is so rare that the SL Gods have allowed me to wear my cock!
15:34] Marco: hahaha
15:34] CP: specialy when im around


But, there's still one little problem:

15:34] CP: dear?
15:34] Marco: yes?
15:35] CP: i think im kissing ur ass hun
15:35] Marco: nooooo
15:35] CP: will u come down
15:35] Marco: you look fine to me.
15:35] CP: hahahahah
15:35] Marco: in my window I am kissing your lips
15:35] CP: ?????????????????????
15:35] Marco: take a picture and send it to me.
15:35] CP: hahahah
15:35] CP: oh noooooo
15:36] Marco: please, I want to see.
15:36] CP: u are standing up lol
15:37] Marco: now. you send a picture to me...let us compare.
15:38] Marco: I want to see what crazy SL is doing.

So we each take pictures of what we look like on our screens. My picture shows me kissing Cutie Pie on her lips. But HER picture shows Marco standing up, arms spread wide and it looks like she is kissing my butt!

15:38] CP: see?
15:38] Marco: hahahaha
15:39] Marco: so it is YOUR computer!!
15:39] Marco: hahaha
15:39] CP: yp
15:39] Marco: that will look great in my blog!
15:39] CP: let me log out and back
15:41] Marco: So I will title this blog, "Cutie Pie kisses My Butt"
15:41] CP: dear...u are still standing up

So Marco logs out, and back in.

15:41] CP: ok now
15:42] Marco: how do I look now?
15:42] CP: perfect baby:)))
15:43] Marco: my Hud panel has disappeared.
15:43] CP: hud panel?
15:43] Marco: my Xcite hud panel
15:44] Marco: this is insane...let me relog.

Marco relogs:

15:45] CP: wb baby
15:45] Marco: the control panel is still missing!
15:45] Marco: geeze!
15:45] Marco: I hate sl sometimes!
15:45] CP: hahhah
15:46] Marco: either the cock is missing, or the control panel is missing
15:46] Marco: ahh well...forget it ...lets kiss.
15:46] CP: :)))
15:46] Marco: pick a ball

She picks Resolution 1....one of the 5,000,000 sex balls in Marco's condo. He has NO furniture, but LOTS of sex balls. And a bed. HEY a man has to have his priorities!

15:47] Marco: good choice!
15:47] CP: how can i resist
15:47] Marco: mmmm Resolution 1
15:48] Marco: ohhhh baby, you loook soooo erotic against the wall, on my knee like that.... oooo your top vanished!
15:48] Marco: ooooo now something ELSE vanished!
15:49] Marco: Adam & Eve in Marco's garden of delights!.
15:49] CP: :)))))
15:49] Marco: wow!
15:49] CP: mmm baby
15:49] CP: u are so romantic
15:49] Marco: I have missed you!
15:49] Marco: lol

Marco get's his "Economic Package Stimulated."

15:49] Marco: Today I am giddy, my income tax forms have been filed, a day early!
15:50] CP: bravo baby ... well what ever that means..we dont do that here lol!
15:50] Marco: The US government is promising to give everyone an extra $600 back if they file on-time this year.
15:51] Marco: It is called President Bush's "Economic Stimulus Package" and believe me, it is stimulating MY "package" right now! hehe
15:51] CP: hahah...ur crazy lol!
15:52] Marco: lol
15:52] Marco: I did not owe any taxes, yet I will still get an extra $600 US? WOO HOO!
15:53] Marco: So you can understand why you find me running around my house nakey, with my cock attached, after filing my tax forms this afternoon, Yee Haaa!
15:53] Marco: Looool!
15:53] CP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
15:53] Marco: But of course, I am so happy that you are here to celebrate WITH me!
15:54] Marco: what shall I call this blog?
15:54] Marco: "Marco celebrates his Economic Stimulus Package?"
15:54] Marco: or
15:54] Marco: "A Cutie Pie stimulates Marco's Economic Package?"
15:54] Marco: or
15:55] Marco: "A Cutie Pie Economically Stimulates Marco's Package?"
15:55] CP: or
15:55] CP: "Will u shut up and kiss me?"
15:55] Marco: HAHAHA
15:55] CP: :)))))))))))))))))))
15:55] Marco: thank you for putting up with my nuttiness.
15:56] Marco: god you are so beautiful!

Marco changes his "Busy" message

15:59] Marco: and I set my World to Busy, so that everyone knows I am "with" you.
15:59] CP: wow!
15:59] Marco: so they know I am giving you the attention you deserve!
16:00] Marco: I should be honest, and change my Busy message.
16:00] Marco: as of now it says,.
16:00] Marco: HELLO MY FRIENDS, SORRY BUT I CAN'T TALK AT THE MOMENT, I AM TIED UP WITH A PROJECT, BUT FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I AM DONE! I APPRECIATE ALL MY FRIENDS, THANK YOU! --MARCO
16:00] Marco: I should change it to say....
16:01] Marco: "Mr. Casanova has a cutie pie in bed with him....you are next. Please wait so I can give her a good time,. and then I will show YOU a good time also.
16:01] CP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
16:01] Marco: What do you think eh?
16:02] CP: well dear if u think that only female person will call u lol!
16:02] Marco: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
16:02] Marco: P.S. Only for females. If you are male, just wait outside, thank you.

Marco chats with this Cutie Pie and give her more "personalized" attention:

16:04] Marco: Please excuse me, I am a little tipsy.
16:04] CP: tipsy?
16:04] Marco: drunk
16:04] Marco: just a tad.
16:04] CP: tad?
16:04] Marco: a smidgen
16:04] CP: what?
16:04] Marco: A leeeeetle bit.
16:04] CP: (what is this...english class lol)
16:05] CP: feeling good?
16:05] Marco: Just one drink....yes, feeling good
16:05] Marco: am acting silly.
16:05] CP: no hun
16:05] Marco: Believe me, having my
16:06] Marco: "Economic Package" stimulated is almost as good as sex....in fact, it is darn close.
16:06] CP: lol deeeaarrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:07] CP: im glad im "read" u happy:))
16:08] Marco: "read?"
16:08] CP: well can not say "see" can i?
16:08] Marco: ahhhh
16:08] Marco: ok now...
16:08] Marco: ********************************************************************
16:08] Marco: That is the end of the blog
16:08] Marco: now, I stop talking crazy.,
16:09] Marco: and pay attention to you, Cutie Pie.
16:09] CP: u have some button incorporated in u?
16:10] Marco: a button? haha...so I can stop being nuts?
16:10] CP: no ... listen to ur self ...
16:10] CP: [16:08] Marco: That is the end of the blog [16:08] Marco: now, I stop talking crazy.,
16:11] Marco: Well, before I was "Playing to the crowd"...now I stop that foolishness, and pay attention to you.
16:11] Marco: I am sorry hun,...I was being nutty Marco.
16:11] CP: why? lolololol
16:12] Marco: no no...I feared that I offended you.. no?
16:12] CP: baby..of course not hun

13 Minutes deleted...NYB.. (none of your "beeswax"!!)

16:25] CP: baby ... all i know is..i would like u to push me on that wall like this ...in RL hun
16:25] CP:to make a love to u
16:25] Marco: ohhhh GOD!
16:25] CP: for real
16:25] Marco: *moaaaan*
16:26] CP: to lay down after that naked on the bed and talk for hours ...for real

12 MORE minutes deleted *big grin* LOL

16:38] Marco: my gosh! I have FINALLY found a good "Busy" message...NO INTERRUPTIONS WOO HOOOO!
16:38] CP: hahahahahah
16:39] Marco: did you see it?
16:39] CP: no baby
16:40] Marco: oh...let me show you.
16:40] CP: oki
16:40] Marco: Mr. Casanova has a cutie pie in bed with him....you are next. Please wait so I can give her a good time,. and then I will show YOU a good time also. Females only. You are male? Please exit the line, thank you. --Marco
16:40] CP: hahahahahahahah
16:40] Marco: only one person has written...and she was laughing!
16:41] CP: it is good baby:))

38 Minutes More Deleted: (yeah, YOU are just jealous!)

17:19] Marco: Baby, I am kissing your neck...giving you a hickey! Explain THAT to your RL friends!
17:20] CP:: ?????????????
17:20] Marco: A "hickey" is when you suck on the skin of your lover, until a bruise appears.
17:20] CP: oh my
17:20] CP: i know
17:21] Marco: Everybody who sees it smiles...they KNOW.
17:21] CP: aha
17:22] CP: and i will not cover it baby
17:22] Marco: mmmm wow! you are MY kind of girl!
17:23] Marco: If you gave one to me, I would show it off. "Look!" I would say, "Look at what my BAYAYBY gave to me! Is that not the VERY BEST hickey you ever saw?!"
17:24] CP: ...and she wants u
17:25] Marco: It is 2:30 am for you....I am being a slow-poke today....very inconsiderate of me.
17:25] CP: oh hun ..who cares ...less sleep more sex....that is the right formula baby
17:26] Marco: oh god.
17:26] Marco: YOU are in command of my body...take from me what you will...I am a slave to your desires.
17:27] CP: oh baby i dont want much ....just...
17:27] CP: everything
17:27] Marco: ooooo

19 MORE minutes deleted....Marco's "Package" is being "Stimulated" VERY "Economically" !!

17:46] Marco: god , but you drive me into the depths of joy...may I drown in you and never come up!

3 minutes more:

17:49] Marco: as the song goes, "F****** you makes me bilingual!!!!!!!!!"
17:50] CP: god
17:50] Marco: oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,
17:50] Marco: see, you make me pray!
17:51] CP: i almost dropped the "blankety blank" thing from my lap
17:51] Marco: hahahahahaha

33 more blessed minutes in heaven, deleted ;)

18:24] Marco: God! It is almost 3:30 am for you?
18:24] CP: hihii
18:24] Marco: this is crazy! go to bed!
18:24] CP: I AM IN BED!
18:24] CP: With u baby
18:24] Marco: YES, YES! cover your body with paint, and roll on a sheet, and send it to me!
18:24] Marco: but
18:24] Marco: make sure...
18:24] Marco: that you are still rolled up in it.
18:25] CP: :)))))))))
18:25] CP: deal:))
18:26] Marco: I better tear myself away from you, and let you go to sleep.

A "Parting Gift" for this Cutie Pie: (Do you wonder what it was?)

18:40] Marco: ahhhh...I have the PERFECT thing to give you.....
18:40] CP: yes u have ...a kiss:))))
18:40] Marco: look at this *smile!
18:41] CP: what..to wear?
18:41] Marco: yes , wear it.
18:44] Marco: you need to rest...sleep.
18:44] CP: yes hun u are right
18:44] Marco: sleep, sleep
18:46] Marco: ok then young lady! go! and I will smile, thinking of you. mmmm
18:47] Second Life: User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.

--Marco

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