by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA
I now present you with 20 funny, strange, and interesting SL groups I have collected. This is my 5th installment on this subject. Some of these groups are interesting, some are just strange, but others made me laugh out loud. I have faithfully pasted the original type, so any grammar or spelling mistakes were made by the profile owner, and not me. I have commented on all of them, in this format:
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My comments are sandwiched between
these lines.
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Enjoy! I appreciate all my friends. :) --Marco
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^,..,^ Malkavian Vampires ^,..,^
by Bubbles Bundy
Past fields of poppies burning bright
Into towers of Blackened Bone
Follow me, Bastard of Caine,
Come with me. I have no home.
As I drain your life's blood sweetly
As you sigh into my warm hands
As I suck your madness neatly
Streaming down like crimson bands
I dance the dance of the fool
And pray you find me mad
For if you lay hands upon the root
You'll know me, without illusion
And find me guilty of the truth ........ ^,..,^
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Oooooo that's deep! But not bad. I'm a vampire too...see my vampire pix in my profile picks. Oooo, that rhymes....I'm a poet and don't know it. groan.
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"Have to pee cover for me" group
by Lempicka Valeeva
A group for kajirae and kajirus who cover for eachother when they have to go pee :P
Lempicka Valeeva: i have to pee cover for me pls
Engel Bedrosian: LOL Ok, what do I do LOL
Lempicka Valeeva: smack me around a few times when i dont respond
Lempicka Valeeva: sighs in relief thaaanks sis
Engel Bedrosian: eyeballs no longer floating lol
* Lani Burali: Lem, pee for meh lani has to cover *
* know a funny tag? hit me a IM*
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A funny tag? hmmmmm.... how about. "peeeelease may I pee?" hmm, or "Don't pee in my pool" followed by, "And I won't swim in your toilet."
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~*Waggytails*~
by ann Newell
A warm welcome to WaggyTails!
We offer you a relaxed group, where you can expect flash parties and other fun events. Our HQ is based at Kitsune Valley where you can visit our open Tree House & Huge Garden. The door is always open!
You can "set home" here too, so you always have a nice place to start :)
Please use the group chat for ONLY group related subjects. Please do not argue!
Check FoxSan Yosuke's Profile for a LM
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I bet the Waggytails know all about peeing too. "Don't pee on the carpet!" or
"Carpet Pee-er" , all are good tags.
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50+ Guys to Gangbang Shaniqua Miles
by Shaniqua Miles
The 50+ Guys to Gangbang Shaniqua Miles group is the group to join if you would like to be in the events to gangbang Shaniqua. There will definitely be more than one of these events, I'm hoping for one a week. I will make announcements to give information about where and when the gangbangs will take place. If you like phat big round booty black girls then you'll really like Shaniqua and her body.
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I wonder if she has trouble peeing after that? Eeeewwww Where DO they come up with these sl groups?
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Arsehole Magnets
This is for all you people who just seem to attract total arseholes wherever you go !!...
if all u ever meet is , cheaters, 2 faced liars, spongers, cocks 'n' frocks, fillys with willys.... this is the Group for you!!!
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I met a "filly with a willy" once. This cute neighbor came over and was cuddling with me and suddenly "she" said, "Marco, I just have to tell you...you are such a nice guy that I have to be honest with you...my name in RL is Mark, too." Ohhhhhhh shit. "No more hugs for YOU" was all I could manage to say. End of cuddle time.
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Bitches with Gunz
by Jalissa Daniel
Some big bad ass bitches u dont fuck with
nothings more sexier than a girl with a piece who can handle her own ;)
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She sounds like just another version of a "filly with a willy." ......."Hey, are ya happy to see me Bitch? Or is that a gun in your pocket?" Wow. Too weird for my taste.
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Dance Island Blows
by Elsa Weatherwax
If you hate Dance Island.. the people, the music, or if you wish the Dance Island sim would reduce itself into a pile of rubble then this group is for YOU!
The place is filled with forty year old noobs who wear spaghetti stained wife-beaters and live in their Mother's dank basements. They have comb-overs and usually smell like coffee grounds and soot. They are most often the guys wearing the freebie tuxedo/suit. They like child avatars.
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Well, well Elsa, we meet again. I had the supreme pleasure of banning Elsa
and her sidekick Sal from Dance Island many moons ago, when I worked as a security officer there. They were a foul-mouthed dynamic duo THEN, and apparently still are today. Sure DI has some problems, don't we all? But in my book they are still one of the best clubs in SL. You ROCK, Deirdre, and Rox, and Rich and Sana, and Anita, and Xenin and all my other di friends!
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Exclamatory Grilled Meats
by OMGWTF Barbecue
a group dedicated to the goings-on of one Miss OMGWTF Barbecue. please join and come hang out with me!
i dj:
wednesdays - 9-11pm slt - the Velvet
fridays - 8-10pm slt - the Winchester
beijos!
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OMGWTF
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Fetish Fortress
by Alystin Dreamscape
The Fetish Fortress is a place for us to divulge in many dark desires. I have scoured second life for the highest quality furnishings and equipment to help you seek those dark desires that hide within us all. We are looking for fun open-minded people who appreciate these dark delights and who are respectful of others dark fantasies.
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Gee, I don't get it...what can they be doing in the dark? "Hey, somebody turn on the lights it's daaark in here.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
To support Pastafarianism within Second Life
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And somebody spent $100 lindens to start THIS? SHEESH. The next time you have the urge to start a dumbass group like this, just send your lindens directly to Marcophoto Upshaw. What the hell, I am feeling magnaminous....for YOU, make it $95, today only.
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Fucked Up Attitude
by Meoshe Aya
Group Charter
FUCK WHAT YA THINKING..... FUCK WHAT YA HEARD.... AND FUCK WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW!
OUR AGENDA IS NOT TO GIVE A FUCK AS OFTEN AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE
~~UNDERSTANDIN IS ZERO~~
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Frankly Meoshe, I DON'T GIVE A F***! Another stupid group.
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Get Drunk and Play Second Life
by Wank Cabaret
You know who you are. Cheers.
Default title is: "I'm A Drunk". Others are available including "Too Drunk to Type", "Let's Have a Drink!", and "Alcoholic".
I have to assign the other titles to you after you join, so please be patient. It might take a few days.
Please check out our sister group: "Get High and Play Second Life".
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Don't forget their third group. "Get fucked and fuck Second Life."
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Hang Em High
by Boo McCaw
Hang Em High...Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see.
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Ok Boo, and in the words of another Texan son, Dr. Phil, "How's that Working for ya?"
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I don't want sex
by Tit Tripsa
Teile deinem Mitmenschen einfach mit, das du keinen Sex wünschst.
Wear this Group Title to tell othes you dont will do Sex, nothing else.
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Hmmm, am I the only one to notice that it seems odd that an avie who does not want sex would choose the name "Tit" for her first name? And her last name is a bit odd too. Tit Tripsa? Is she trying to say that her tit trips ya? Is she THAT out of balance? I've heard that the left one often hangs down a little lower than the right one, but it sounds like HER left one is SERIOUSLY hanging low if it "trips ya." Gee Tit, hmm, maybe it is just me, but I think if you don't want sex that you need to find a better name with a new avie. Does that make sense? Tits? Tits? Sayyy Tittttts! Are you there? Ohhhhhhh Tits is off getting a new avie, named MyAss Waggles. She probably does not want sex either.
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I use my nose to type...
by Nomasha Syaka
You were probably forced to join this group against your will. But if you have gotten as far as reading the 'Group Charter', then you might as well stay in it.
You will be able to hear about new builds first, enter competitions to win guitars and statues and recieve freebies.
No spamming or advertising of products allowed.
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This group is the "brother" group to that highly touted group, "I use my Dick to type." They were "big" sometime back, but grew "too big for their britches."
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MooDSwings
by Sandra Dudek
* MooDSWiNGS *
This group is for all the lovely SL women who are TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH THE INCESSANT BULLSHIT of SL men....We are standing up and making ourselves known...
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| | | | | Any Questions?
This group is for ANGRY WOMEN who love TAGs ! We might even gather around the campfire now
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Ooooo Sandra, can I join? No? Why not? Oooooooo I'm one of THEM? WELL,
yeah, I guess so.
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Moody Bitches Inc.
by Kenzie Rutabaga
Preserving the right to be moody for all women, and actually men as well.
Yay for moodswings!
Having a bad day is not a crime! Whack on your "Moody Bitch" or other various fun & frisky titles, and be proud!
Why not? You're a moody bitch aren't you!?!? Enjoy it!!!!
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Ya see Sandra? I can be a "Moody Bitch" too! So there!
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My groups = My business...Nosey!
Don't like nosey people checking out your groups or joining them to see who is a member or spam their wares/services? Hide them! Don't know how? Ask me, i'll be glad to help. This is the only group I leave showing most of the time. It makes a statement: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! hehehehe
Don't worry; members are hidden; you have to be a member to see them.
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Well, and another good thing to know is that you can turn off specific groups so that no one knows that you secretly belong to the "Men for Monkey Love" group....or the "White girls for black men." ... yeah, that is an actual sl group....along with "White girls for Arab men." So you say you don't want yo Mamma to see that one? lol, ok.
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Mystical Slave Auctions
by NH Allen
MSA was established for slaves, who want to live out fantasies of being sold to the highest bidder at an auction and therefore entering an unknown future.
MSA is also established for bidders, who want to experience the feeling of buying slaves as property without knowing the character behind.
Dear slave or bidder, do you feel the exitement already, then join our group 'Mystical Slave Auctions' to keep track on upcoming events and as a slave to be enrolled for an auction.
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Ooooooo please, sell me! **Marco jumps up and down, his hand waving** Sell me?
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nogoodfernuthinbumsofsl
My left testicle for a bottle of wine.
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I already sold the left one. My right testicle anyone? Any takers? But I am hoping to upgrade to a bottle of vodka this time.
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"Wow, you gotta read the crazy shit this guy writes, it is so damn funny!"
Read all about it today in Marco's SL Humor Blog at: http://marcosslhumorblog.blogspot.com/
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