(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
What are those three little words I long to hear? Can you guess? Noooo, not "I love you." Come now! In Second Life ®? Naaaaah those aren't the "three little words" I long to hear! Not even close. No. The "three little words" that set my heart to pitty-patting are "Only in Second Life ®!!" How many times do you find yourself uttering those three little words when you see something truly bizarre and wonderful that could only exist in this weird and wonderful world we call "Second Life ®" And as a writer, when I hear those three little words, I rub my hands with glee because I know something juicy is about to pop up.
Today for your viewing pleasure I present a series of pictures demonstrating that theme, "Only in SL!"
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First, a girl walking her flying snakes. Now that by itself seems to be a bit of an oxymoron (look it up...go on...get your dictionary, we can wait..."hmm da dee tum, tum....tap, tap, tap.) Ok, did you look it up? good. So now you understand what I mean when I say it is almost an "oxymoron" to talk about "walking your flying snakes."
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Next, we have "Mr. Bent Legs." So what is the big deal about bending your legs? Well, nothing if they are bent the right way, but if you look closely, at the picture below you can see that there is definitely something ODD about the way that chap's legs are bent. I took this picture on the dance floor of a popular club. After a few minutes Second Life ® drew his legs properly...i.e. with the normal angle of bending.
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You know the signs that someone is "looking you over": the cute guy or gal is suddenly dancing right in front of you. And I mean RIGHT in front of you. Sometimes INSIDE you. Only in Second Life ® can someone who wants to "look you over" do it from inside your body, looking out at the world from the back side of YOUR nostrils.
These "errant avies" come dancing up to you, slip RIGHT INSIDE YOUR BODY, and dance the boogy-woogy from inside YOUR pants. Hmmm I knew my pants were getting a little loose from all the time I spent onSecond Life ®, but I did not realize they were loose enough to fit a whole 'nother person inside them. Cozy. Now just think, if I INVITED a sexy thang to come dance inside my pants I'd get slapped for sure. Let me try it out, "Hiya Sexy Gal, would you care to come dance inside my pants with me?" SLAAAAPPPP! Oh well, "another one bites the dust."
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Speaking of "overdressed"...check out this strange apparition that showed up on Marco's deck...the one on the right. They guy on the left is the OLD Marco, in skin number 4. No, the strange creature on the right was one of my neighbors...a rather nice person I might add.... TriGen
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And now for something completely different, I present Mr. Penis Head! I have been hearing gals remark for years that we guys only think with our you-know-whats, and apparently it is true in his case.
It is a bit hard to tell in this picture, but this GIGANTIC 30 meter LONG penis and testicles was firmly attached to the shoulders of the guy kneeling in the picture. Do you suppose he is "compensating?"
Some people say that our Second Life ® avs are "compensating" for certain areas of "lack" we feel in our RL lives. I can certainly understand that because ya know there are a hell of a lot more muscular guys in SL than the RL world could possibly support. It is certainly true in MY case....Marco represents my "inner stud". In RL I am just your average portly, middle-aged man...age 54, 6'1", 232 lb average guy. But in RL, "AAAAHHH" Marco is this studly 26-year-old Fireman, 6'11", 285 lbs of pure rippling male testosterone!
So maybe "Mr. Penis Head" is compensating. Ewwww, does that mean that his RL penis is only 30 micrometers long, instead of 30 meters long? Microscopic!
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Next we have the "Kissing Dallis," so named because the picture looks sorta-like a painting by Salvador Dali.
Momma always told me when I was growing up that I had an empty head, but this is ridiculous! This is yet another example of the weird and wonderful world of Second Life ®. The photo is of two cuties (moi and another) kissing on a table top. But the perspective...via good old SL is a bit off.
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These 2 pictures were submitted by Friend!....MiaGrace Jameson, along with this brief copy, titled, "The Dangers of Going AFK"
For those of you who don't know, the initials AFK stand for "Away From Keyboard." They refer to that sad state of affairs where you have abandoned your avatar to get a drink, or go potty or whatever, and stayed away too long. Your poor avie sorta goes into a stupor, with head and hair hanging down, looking like it is dead drunk, yet miraculously, still standing on it's feet.
Here is what MiaGrace had to say about this poor chap:
" What do you get when you mix boredom, a guy who has unfortunately fallen asleep whilst dancing on a poseball and 4 girls and their naughty minds Don't know? Take a look and find out:
"And so boys and girls, what is the lesson to be learnt from this devastating yet hilariously amusing incident?...
...Yes thats right... You can never have enough penis-shaped prims... I mean...DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON POSEBALLS!! YOU'RE JUST ASKIN FOR TROUBLE!! Love Mia xxxx
PS: Did I mention that "guy" is also my boss? Yeah.. bad move..."
Marco's Note: As you may have guessed, I left OUT a few pictures..there were a few XXX pics in the bunch...sheesh.
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Now I present you with that weird Second Life ® phenomena, called, being Ruthed. This is where a normal, healthy, studly male is suddenly drawn as a short woman with hairy tits. Don't ask me why this happens, it is beyond understanding. I now present you with three pictures of me, (moi), first, the totally normal studly Marco, next the Ruthed Marco, and finally the allmost-back-to-normal Marco:
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The next picture represents the ultimate horror: there you are, suavely dancing at you favorite club, jiving to the beat, hoping to make your best, sexiest impression. Hoping that your sexi moves will compel SOMEBODY to sweep you off your feet and take you home with them. And then it happens....no...not what you want, but rather, someone IM's you and says, "Ahhh, hunny, I sure hate to tell you this, but you might want to Edit your Appearance....ahhh you look kinda funny." And in a state of abject fear you swing your camera controls around to get a look at the front of your avatar, and in absolute horror you gaze upon, "The Case of the Weird, Eye-popping Orbitals!!!"
I DID IM her about her shocking appearance and she suddenly "poofed" but came back in a few minutes looking totally normal. Then she sent me a message telling me of her total gratitude and offering her first-born son to me in a state of sheer blissful thankfulness. I thanked her but declined the baby.
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Now for your final delight, I offer four pictures of "Demo Gurrrrl." I have been holding on to these, not sure where to use them, and this blog seems perfect. Recently I wandered into Club Ripley, and saw this strange apparition rolling around on the floor. At first I thought it was a purple alligator holding some poor soul in it's mouth and thrashing out it's life in a death roll. But no, it was just Angela, dancing the "boogie woogie" in her new demo skin, demo nipple spikes, demo hair, demo boots, and demo-damn-near-everything. Lol., quite a sight to see, Angela S. !!!
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Did you like this post? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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