(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
A few times a week--at unplanned times--I log in to Second Life ® and strike up a conversation with the weirdest, funniest people I know: my readers. We cut up and screw around and have a ball. If you would like to join-in on the fun, just go to Edit, Search, then press the ALL tab and type in Marco's Funny Chat. DON'T go to the Group window. This is Second Life ® and nothing works properly, capiche? Type it in the ALL window, and let the craziness begin. Glad to have ya, I appreciate ALL my friends. --Marco.
This is the actual chat record from Wed 8/13/08. I've changed all the names to protect the guilty, but they know who they are, lol.
Marco: How are my friends?
HotCabana: good how r u
HorniHonni frowns, "Horny, working and bummed"
HorniHonni shrugs, "At least I'm honest"
Marco: awwww some of my fave gals.
LoonyLady: hi marco
OddBod: I'm smexy!! *hugs for all*
HotCabana: hehe
Marco: HIIIII LL...Hi smexy, nice to meet you.
Marco: Horni Honni...that has a nice rhythmn to it.
OddBod: *rolls eyes* oldest. joke. ever.
Marco: still sounds nice.
HorniHonni: Oooohhh...if I go shemale, I could be Hung Horni Honni...now THAT'S an alliteration!
{Editor Marco's Note: From the Webster's Dictionary, "al-lit-er-a-tion, n. The occurrence in a line or phrase of speech of two or more words having the same initial sound." (For you, CrowGurl)
OddBod: hehee
HorniHonni: (can't spell though)
OddBod: I LOVE alliteration
Marco: alliteration....something you do with your tongue? hehe
HorniHonni: If you have to ask, Marco, you'll have to get DLightful to show you how it's done
OddBod: *sticks tongue out and wags it around*
Marco: haha
Marco: well, I don't want to embarrass DLightful....but my "alliteration" skills are pretty good I think.
DLightful: omg he needs lessons? who did I hook up with?
OddBod: lol
Marco: lol
Marco: good one.
HorniHonni grins, "Hi DLightful! They all can use practice! At least that's what I tell them, just do it some more...practice...practice.."
aGoodman: hey marco
DLightful is laughing
Marco: hi Goodman...step up to the plate feller, we are being maligned.
Marco: but, Honni, you didn't complain about my skills last night.
OddBod: oh! get 'em DLightful!
Marco: haha
HotCabana: hehe
Marco: Honni is quiet.
Marco: bright red?
HorniHonni rolls,"Was that you?"
aGoodman: lol
OddBod: snap marco
Marco: hoo hooooo ho
Marco: ok, Marco is struggling to think of a snappy comback.
Marco: usually, the only time I am speechless is when my mouth is full
HorniHonni laughs, "Don't strain yourself sweetie, save it for your blog!"
Marco: we are writing it right now.
Marco: lol
OddBod: that'd be especially true if honni was doing that shemale thing she mentioned
Marco: ooooo OddBod!
Marco: sheesh!
OddBod: lol
Marco: I don't do guys, haha
HorniHonni: Oooohhhh...I suppose if I were, then I would also have to develop penis envy, huh?
Marco: no comment.
Marco: Ask DLightful
Marco: I haven't waggled my wanger in public for quite some time.
OddBod: LOL
aGoodman: lol
HorniHonni: I'll bet, when you did, you were a wonderful wanger waggler....
Marco: DLightful won't let me at her club.
HorniHonni: You would intimidate all the other guys.....I'm sure that's the reason
HorniHonni: (I'm practicing my strokes here, how am I doing?)
aGoodman: lol
Marco: yeeah, Honni, I bet, and you should know, you are a Master wanger wrangler....
Marco: hahaha
aGoodman: either that or scare away the girls
aGoodman: lol
Marco: so I hear.
Marco: *wink.
HorniHonni: Oh, I'm not a master yet, I'm still in the apprentice stage, always looking for some good practice material
Marco: all in fun hun
Marco: there ya go Goodman.
HorniHonni laughs
aGoodman: lmao
Marco: This wanger has been claimed.
OddBod: awwww
OddBod: ^^
Marco: It is a dedicated wanger now....
Marco: course it always WAS dedicated before...
DLightful slaps the "CLAIMED" sticker on Marco's back
HorniHonni sighs, "Ah yes, but so many wangers, and so little time"
HorniHonni: (pssst, DLightful, his "back" isn't where that sticker needs to go)
Marco: Ooooo DLightful....phew...was afraid you were gonna stick it somewhere else.
DLightful: uhh don't want to cover it up
Marco: yeah, she hates getting that sticky stuff in her .....well...you can imagine
Marco: oh my.
DLightful blushes and goes back to dancing
Marco: are we REALLY having this little chat?
HorniHonni hands DLightful an embroidered ring that says "CLAIMED", "Here, this isn't sticky at all and will help with....well other things as well"
Marco: hahaha
Marco: *slowly slinks toward the door.*
Marco: Yeah, we old vampires need the wanger ring to help us *keep it up*
HorniHonni giggles and apologizes to Marco's group, "I'm in a mood tonight, I do apologize if I have offended anyone"
Marco: If you DON'T offend us, we will insist on an apology.
HorniHonni grins, "Oh....OK..then"
Marco: this is after all Marco's Funny Chat...not Marco's Old Lady Knitting Group.
OddBod: but....I like knitting
DLightful twirls the embroidered thingy on her finger
Marco: are you an old lady?
OddBod: not by a long shot
Marco: some of those old ladies are pretty randy
HorniHonni bounces.....her 20-something avi breasts bouncing wildly, "I am! I'm just not drawn that way"
HorniHonni remembers a recent blog about that
Marco: wow, you have 20 something breasts? That's a mouthful!
Marco: where do you find a 20-cup bra?
HorniHonni looks down and rummages in inventory for a tape measure, "I think so, I can't seem to button any of my shirts"
HorniHonni rolls her eyes at Marco, "This is SL, you can find anything!"
Marco: but 20 breasts? I would need 20 hands or 20 mouths to attend to you properly.
HorniHonni grins, "And NOW you know why I am still single"
Marco: hmm, I would think you would be VERY popular...especially with the noobs....."nice tits...can I fuck them?"
Marco: this is really crazy.
HorniHonni: Well, I do try to stay away from areas where that might be an issue, like furniture stores
Marco: hahahah
Marco: Is that where I should go to meet a nice girl? well, I already have.
HorniHonni laughs, "Not a NICE one"
Marco: oh, I ass-sure you she has a VERY "nice" one.
HorniHonni: Oh, I know DLightful is nice!
HorniHonni: But you asked if you could meet someone NICE in furniture stores...and ...ahh hell, nevermind
Marco: DLightful HAS a "nice" one.
HorniHonni: Well, I was too polite to look
Marco: what KIND of furniture stores?
HorniHonni: LOL
OddBod: *puts hands over ears* lalalalala
Marco: hahaha
OddBod: I'm too innocent for this talk of furniture stores
Marco: dirty furniture no doubt.
HorniHonni: Low Prim
HorniHonni: But they did look wiped down
OddBod: I'm off
OddBod: night ya'll
HorniHonni: Night OddBod!
Marco: yes you are...that is why you fit in so well.
OddBod: I'm a right nutter
Marco: .sounds English.
Marco: Carry On girl.
OddBod: might be a bit like ;)
OddBod: g'night ya'll
Marco: g'night nutter.
Marco: well Honni...wagling wangers....20-breast cups....alliteration...sticky labels...wanger wranglers....penis envy...shemales....nice asses....furniture stores.....have we missed anything?
Marco: oh
Marco: Horny Honeys
HorniHonni laughs, "No, I think you got pretty much all of it!"
HorniHonni: I was in a bit of a mood tonight, wasn't I?
Marco: I love it.
Marco: moods are good.
HorniHonni: Sometimes, if they are good ones
HorniHonni winks and goes back to dancing, blowing a sweet kiss to Marco
Marco: ooooo
Marco: I better let that kiss blow past me....My kissy face has been claimed.
HorniHonni: Naaah, I sent enough to share with DLightful
Marco: hahaha
HorniHonni: Although it is only good on the cheek, you can choose which oneMarco: yes, there are 4 to choose from
PLEASE join my Second Life ® group, "Marco's Funny Chat" because we need MORE witfull wanger wranglers.
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Did you like this post? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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