(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
Hellooooooo All my crazy friends in Second Life ®! Oh now, don't act all offended. If you weren't just a little nutz you wouldn't be reading, and enjoying my Second Life ® humor blog so much, now would you? And you definitely would not be doing Second Life ® for 23 hours and 55 minutes every day of the week.
And what about the other 5 minutes? Well, ya have to have SOME time to go to the bathroom doncha? Sheesh. If you are anything like me then you do alllllll your eating at the computer and have 25 pounds of food wrappers shoved just behind your monitor. But of course you can't very well shove your "bathroom functions" behind your monitor. At least I HOPE you don't, Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! So you have to at least stand up now and then to pee into that bucket next to your chair. Hence the 5 minutes.
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And now, let's get to that Pizza Commercial mentioned waaaaay up there at the top, in the title of today's blog:
Marco: Que Tall, y'all?
AceGoodman: asi asi
HorniHoney: y'all?
Marco: Heyyyy Honni...and Ace too.
HotCabana: como estas marco
Marco: Hot Cabana!
HotCabana: lol
Marco: Esta muy bien
HotCabana: si yo estoy muy bien
HotCabana: lol
Marco: si?
Marco: mmmmmm bueno HotCabana, bueno
Marco: That's it! I've shot the wad on my Spanish.
HorniHoney: Hmmmm...shot it kind of quick, Marco...is that an ongoing issue for you?
Marco: was waiting for that.
HorniHoney curtseys, "Always happy to give the expected"
Marco: haha
Marco: actually, I can last for hours Honni.
Marco: You are talking about doing house work, right?
HotCabana: lol
Marco: Was that a "one shot" Honni?
HorniHoney grins, "Sorry...dancing naked and need to keep the clients happy as well....hours? Hmmm..."
HorniHoney: I think I want to inspect your timer...Marco
Marco: my timer?
HorniHoney nods, "I want to make sure that 60 minutes is really 60 minutes"
HorniHoney: Not that I'm all that suspicious, mind you...unless you have some video?
HorniHoney: I could watch that too....
HorniHoney grins
Marco: hmmmm would someone explain to me what Honni is talking about?
AceGoodman: I thought YOU knew Marco. lol
Marco: nope. lol
HorniHoney sighs, "You said you could last hours and hours, I just want to make sure that what you are using for a timer is actually reflecting a full hour!
Marco: ohhh ok.
HorniHoney slaps her forehead, "I think I'm punchy"
HorniHoney: I've heard so many guys say they can last for hours and hours...tell me..when is 45 minutes of begging and 15 minutes of the horizontal bop become hours and hours?
Marco: 15 minutes? they last that long?
HorniHoney laughs, "Actually, with viagra, they can last for hours, but that usually means an ER visit"
AceGoodman: lol
Marco: have you seen that pizza commercia. "Honey they said it will take 30 minutes for the delivery, I know something we can do during that time.."
and she answers, "ok, but what will we do with the OTHER 28 minutes?"
AceGoodman: yup
AceGoodman: lol
HorniHoney giggles delightedly
HorniHoney: Well, all shift is over and I'm going to go home and put my feet up!
HorniHoney: Y'all have a great night!
Marco: "spent" already eh?
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Did you like this post? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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