(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
And now, here is a passage from Marco's Funny Chat group, where we talked about making funny products for a humor store I dream of having, some day.
Marco: How are my friends tonight?
Marco: Are any of you designers?
TrueGritt: I design clubs :)
Marco: I am opening a store to sell weird/funny/strange items...if you know any designers of stuff like that, let me know.
HotAz: I design bank robberies
Marco: bank robberies,cool!
HotAz: it's a cool idea though, the funny stuff store
HotAz: We should all brainstorm what type of stuff is funny.
Marco: Well, I rented a store, now I have to fill it...
Marco: Ohhhh you know, the types of products I write about in my blog.
Marco: lol, I am hoping to find designers/scripters that have built a few things...not enough to build a store with, but who will let me sell for them.
TrueGritt: hold a contest, weirdest thing wins :)
Marco: that is an interesting idea TrueGritt.
TrueGritt: I get ideas but not enough skill to make them reality..lol
TrueGritt: any limits on how wierd?
Marco: the weirder the better...as long as it does not become obscene....or at least not tooooo obscene.
CmentMan: like a hat that says "place crotch here?"
CmentMan: thats weird and obscene
Marco: I like it.
Marco: do you have one?
aGoodman: lol
Marco: better yet, ....a tattoo for a bald head that says that!
CmentMan: can't be hard to make lol
TrueGritt: I can think of pretty wierd stuff..lol
TrueGritt: Insane even..lol
HotAz: vagina lipstick?
CmentMan: lolol
CmentMan: ok az
CmentMan: back up there
HotCabana: lol
Marco: vagina lipstick woot woot!
HotAz: no?
HotAz: we have a buyer!
Marco: I like it!
CmentMan: lolol
Marco: as long as it is flavored!
HotCabana: hahaha wow
Marco: strawberry flavored vagina lipstick! woot!
HotAz: We have salmon and sardine flavored
Marco: oooo
HotCabana: omg
Marco: tuna!
CmentMan: hahaha
HotCabana: lol
HotAz: We can have breakfast omlet flavored one for the early wakers.
Marco: EEEEEWWWWWWW
Marco: I prefer strawberry vaginas,...not fishy....yuck.
Marco: hahaha
Marco: let's stay away from the fish motif. lol
HotCabana: ty
CmentMan: i guess anything goes then
CmentMan: lmfao
Marco: oh god, we might be on to something.
HotCabana: yeah u said it marco
Marco: let's see...ahhh....vagina lipstick underwear...put it on and have ....wow...I can just see those ruby red lips!
HotCabana: hey about a kit for the girls to enjoy, like an ice cream sunday but for the guys if u know what i mean
CmentMan: lolol
HotAz: no banana on it please
CmentMan: haha
Marco: ooooo I like it...men's undies, and when you wear them, the animation has you laying on your back, and your crotch area becomes a big banana split, with icecream, and a spoon, and the banana is.....guess what!
CmentMan: lol
HotCabana: hahahaha
HotCabana: yeah
HotCabana: marco u got it
Marco: that sounds great!
Marco: Yay HotCabana! two great ideas in 5 minutes!
Marco: oh my what a team!
HotCabana: spoon anyone?
HotAz: RND department
Marco: yeah really. lol.
CmentMan: might bite the wrong thing
HotCabana: pass the whipped cream please
HotAz: you bring your own.
HotAz: oh, now that we're headed in this direction I could use muff diving gear, like a snorkle where I can breathe without having to come up for air.
Marco: muff diving snorkel...hmmmm
CmentMan: a penis hat that gives you an animation to headbutt a chick's ovaries
Marco: and I like TrueGritt's idea... a contest... or something like it....
Marco: a weird idea contest.
TrueGritt: like a science fair tradeshow
Marco: thank's TrueGritt! good idea, I will have to think about that.
Marco: well my new store is big enough for something like that.
aGoodman: weird Idea huh?
Marco: of course anything sex related ...that is really funny...should be a hit.
HotAz: inflatable blowup doll
CmentMan: omg a hat in the shape of an entire woman
HotCabana: lolol
CmentMan: and your head goes....you can imagine lol
Marco: ohh. you can get the blowup dolls at Weird Shit.
CmentMan: How about a dashboard confessional?
TrueGritt: new gestures always crack me up.. :)
HotCabana: lolol
Marco: Say Cment, what is emo music...I saw that in your profile?
CmentMan: basically music that makes you sad
CmentMan: songs that go "oh i hate my life, what did i do to deserve this i am in so much pain"
CmentMan: depressing music
Marco: ohhhh yuck..who needs sad.....my ex was like that.
CmentMan: exactly
HotCabana: lol
Marco: the last time I heard from her, she sent me a message, "I'm so sad, I'm thinking of leaving sl."
Marco: I told her not to let the door hit her in the ass on the way out. I don't mean to sound so cold,
but I hate being manipulated and whined at.
CmentMan: lol
HotCabana: lolol
HotAz: I tried to kill my self in Second Life ® once.
HotCabana: hahaha
HotAz: HotCabana pushed me before I could change my mind.
CmentMan: que?
CmentMan: HotCabana!
HotCabana: no I fell off the hill before he did
Marco: I hate whining and manipulation...Ohhhh HotAz...I've tried drowning myself in sl a few times...after breakups.
Marco: I would go sit in the bottom of the ocean and look at the ripples in the sand
HotCabana: lol
CmentMan: I once put myself in cement shoes
CmentMan: anyone wanna see the pic?
Marco: yeah, send the pic.
Marco: oh wow Cment! where did yu find that??
CmentMan: by a boat underwater
Marco: Cment, could I use that picture?
CmentMan: go ahead
Marco: thanks...
CmentMan: lololol
Marco: that's great...It could be part of our sl suicide kit.
aGoodman: I crashed into a clubs outdoor stage while skydiving once in Second Life ®
Marco: wow...we could come up with a line of "Second Life ® Breakup Products."
aGoodman: oooh
Marco: like a drowning poseball.
CmentMan: i have it lol
HotCabana: tissue that makes u cry
aGoodman: Second Life ® Compatability tester
HotAz: Second Life ® compatibility test sounds good
HotAz: the compatibility test could be a thing you both touch and it'll rate your compatibity with detailed information about why it won't work out.
aGoodman: lol
Marco: Like, "Voted Most Likely to Spend 20 ours a day on sl"?? Like that
HotAz: no make it real it must always say your relationship is not going to work out.
CmentMan: lolol
HotCabana: hmmm are u, or are u not going to be good partners!
aGoodman: "Its not going to work out, Go outside and meet real people"
HotAz: Second Life ® pregnancy test
HotCabana: lol
Marco: lol hahahahah
HotCabana: they have it
aGoodman: noooo
CmentMan: lol
GreenBrown: Second Life ® pregnancy test.?... hmmm... got Second Life ® DNA test too???
TrueGritt: toilet paper stuck on your shoe...lol
Marco: TrueGritt, one time, I saw a guy come out of a public restroom, with toilet paper stuck to his shoe....and I swear to god...it was trailing 30 feet from the hallway back into the bathroom stall.
TrueGritt: lol my boss did the same, only it was coming out the back of his pants..lol
CmentMan: lololol
TrueGritt: a whole roll...lol
Marco: hahaha
Marco: yu guys are too much fun.
Marco: mmmm looking at Cment's profile picks....we could have a Certificate of Insanity....in sl.
CmentMan: XD
GreenBrown looking at Cment's Picks...at the Marriage Certificate: How long is Second Life ®'s forever anyways???
CmentMan: >_>
aGoodman: I thought insanity was a requirement for Second Life ®?
Marco: yes. either you come to sl seriously deranged, or sl deranges you.
HotAz: People tell me I used to be normal.
Marco: My condolences Az.....and welcome to the club.
Marco: we like you better, crazy.
CmentMan: you're crazy too?
CmentMan: we have club jackets
aGoodman: yup
Marco: Somewhere I have a For Rent sign that escorts can wear over their heads.
CmentMan: have the same thing
CmentMan: but on their chest pointing down
TrueGritt: Ron Jeremy avatar..lol
CmentMan: hey how about a chastity belt?
HotCabana: they have it
Marco: hmmmm....put a mouth on it, with teeth...and an animation that bites off your cock and spurts blood...that would be perfect.
CmentMan: =O
HotCabana: eww
Marco: .kinda gross. but.
Marco: lol.
CmentMan: underwear that turns your cock into a log of wood?
Marco: ummm...just go to an orgy room and you will see those logs.
CmentMan: lol
HotCabana: lolol
Marco: all the noobs with their 4 foot clubs.
CmentMan: or just a wooden rooster?
CmentMan: it's a pun all itself
Marco: yeah.
Marco: An Second Life ® baseball kit...."He kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls."
CmentMan: what about the runs?
Marco: eeeewww not scat.
CmentMan: hahahahaha
Marco: y'alll are crazy...you fit in perfectly.
aGoodman: yup...if you only knew marco
aGoodman: lol
Marco: oh I do. lol.
CmentMan: marco knows all O_O
Marco: not all lol, but......."Stop that Cment! Is it legal to touch her that way?"
Marco: joking.
HotCabana: lololol
CmentMan: O_o
CmentMan: she likes it that way
CmentMan: lol
Marco: haha
HotCabana: omg
CmentMan: don't you love?
CmentMan: lmfao
Marco: gosh I had no idea you could put it in that far!
CmentMan: thats what she said
HotCabana: i will not admit a few things
HotCabana: lol
Marco: "Film at 11"
Marco: Well guys, thanks for a great chat...and this will make a great blog!
Marco: "All names changed to protect the guilty...Cment and HotCabana"
HotCabana: night marco
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Did you like this post? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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