More Weird Shit in Second Life: Deposit #2

by Marcophoto Upshaw
(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)

[Editor Marco's Note: The name of this store has been changed, from "Weird Shit" to "Weirdiculous." They also have an exciting new store and a new look.]

Hello Friends! You may remember that some time back I did a blog about the weirdly wonderful deposits that designer Moon Cole makes into her store, which she calls, Weird Shit. She "produces" her own stuff--as most of us do--and has a "movement" nearly every day to place in her store. Good going Moon!

Giving you Shit since 2006

They say you have to have a good you-know-what every day to stay healthy, or else things get "backed up." I find that a good philosophy for writing my blog. If I "do it" every day, then everything "moves along" nicely. But if I skip a few days using reprints, then my "production" tends to get "stopped up." One time the writer Stephen King talked about some certain food source as being good for our digestive system because, as he said, it "keeps the mail moving." Hence the old saying, "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away." Apparently if you don't get that good fiber into your system every day your mail gets backed up and blocks your "delivery system." That is why I try to write my humor and deposit it in my blog every day....it keeps me regular. Personally I think the envelopes are what did ME in. Those dang things get wadded up in my alimentary canal every time. But I digress.

Back to Weird Shit. Moon told me that early in her designing career, a guy came into her store, looked at her strange array of products, and said, "Man, you have some Weird Shit here!" The name stuck in her mind like flies on you-know-what, and she has been shoveling it into her store just-about-every-day ever since.

So today, I bring you More Weird Shit, Deposit #2

As a lead-off, what could be more appropriate than to show you the product she calls
"Stepped in Shit." Rezz this to the ground and you will see a LOVERLY pile of you-know-what, complete with flies. If someone steps in it, look for some green script that boldly calls out their name and says, "So-and-so stepped in shit, eeeeeewwwwwwww!" I love the flies.

The Shit of the Day Step in Shit, See What Happens! Stepped-in-shit Ad from Weird Shit


A little different, but somewhat related is the product she calls Swan Troopers. WEAR this zany costume, and your avie will be transformed into a "beautiful" Momma Swan, complete with her "ducks -in-a-row" that march behind her. As you walk, your legs pop out, but other than that it is a really cute illusion. As for shit,....have you ever seen the droppings geese lay? My god, I live in the U.S. Geese are a protected species here, so we can't just put out Geese-zappers. The goose poop is EVERYWHERE. In covers the ground in some communities. Keep that in mind when you march around town with your Swan Troopers and puhleeze, pick up after your troops!



Swan-Troopers Covering The Ground

Swan-Troop Ad


Here's a great product to help those Swans of yours take a cooling dip! The Kiddie Pool. Uncle Fester Adaams took a dip in it the other day, and he doesn't look too happy. You would not be too happy either if you just found a nice pile of "ducky doo" in your pool. I once saw a sign next to a public swimming pool that said, "We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool." or poop there either I could add.
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Uncle Fester Adaams in the Kiddie Pool


Kiddie Pool ad from Weird Shit

The Kiddie Pool from Weird Shit comes complete with inflated pool, water, beer cans laying around the pool, pose balls (no sex), and a duck, swimming around the pool.

What would a public outting to the pool be with out wasps flying around? Wear this King Bee costume and you can "be the bee"

King Bee

And if it rains while you are sitting in your pool? Why just wear this fine Umbrella hat.

Marco's Umbrella Hat


http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk172/marcosslhumor/Weird%20Shit%202/Umbrella-HatAdfromWeirdShit.jpg Umbrella Hat Ad from Weird Shit

Well now, the day is finally done...the kids have homework to do, so Uncle Fester Adaams sent his loony relatives home--the swans and ducks--and asked Morticia to go order a delivery pizza while he cleaned up the swimming mess. So she goes into the house to call the Pizza place, and Uncle Fester tidys up in the back yard. He picks up the beer cans, empties the water...cleans up the yard, goes into the house, changes out of his swim suit., and just then the door bell rings. Morticia yells, "I'll get it!" and goes to answer the door. The pizza man is. here. She opens the door and in walks Jack Skellitor (The Pumpkin King). With a big grin on his face.

Grinning Jack Delivers a Pizza


Why the big grin? Uncle Fester soon finds out:
That's Not a Pepperoni Pizza, Jack!!!!!!!


Oh MY GOD! It seems Jack has a naughty sense of humor!!!

Naughty Jack's Sausage Pizza

hmmmm, this doesn't look like the pepperoni pizza Uncle Fester ordered... "Jack, I think you brought us a Sausage Pizza by mistake!"


"Take out" your own Sausage Pizza from Weird Shit today, complete with a cock...or you can use your own!

It looks like Jack really stepped in it THIS time and Uncle Fester soon took care of business....looks like he wasn't tooo happy about Jack showing his wanger to Morticia.....Uncle Fester broke Jack's arm, broke his leg, and gave his neck a good throttling too! You don't mess with a guy who has been in the ground for twenty years like Uncle Fester! But Jack still has that silly "shit-eating" grin on his face!

Jack is a Real Klutz

Klutz, from Weird Shit, get one today!

Klutz Ad from Weird Shit

That's it for this blog of More Weird Shit, Deposit #2. Keep up the good "work" Moon, we KNOW you have more good shit in ya!!

As for you, folks, "trot" on over to her store and pick up a pile of shit today!!!


Weird Shit, OLD Sign & Logo


http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pheosia/146/220/24

[Editor Marco's Note: The name of this store has been changed, from "Weird Shit" to "Weirdiculous"]


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