"MARCO IS A LADIES MAN...OR...AIN'T HE BOOBALICIOUS"

"All names have been changed to protect the guilty!"

Q-tie: Welcome to Salacious! http://slurl.com/secondlife/Poppen/107/147/30
Q-tie: about 8 minutes till our BOOTS and BOOBS event starts

Hally: wait, I was all set to whine about pink, but it's boots and boobs?
Q-tie: I was gonna do pretty in pink in honor of John Hughes but Jenn beat me to it

Q-tie: ok guys event is starting. Gets those boots on and those boobs out!
Q-tie: I'll open the contest boards in a minute. 25L to enter the contest
Q-tie: 500 minimum prize money

Katie: You guys might as well go home.
Hally: and miss out on ogling your boobers? :P

Marcophoto: wanna dance Baby?
Anita: marco.. lol.. you are so sick... lol
Anita: couldn't you find anything just a bit bigger.. hehehehe



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Margret: Hiiiii! Feeling a little INADEQUATE??
Katie: XD
Marcophoto: haha
Marcophoto: I'm a Ladies Man

Hally checks Marco's boobs for lumps
Anita: lol
Anita: or milk

Caper: That color looks a little unnatural man...
Caper: back off the bronzer
Hally: too much coppertone

Katie: Marco, I don't even wanna know WHY you have those.
Hally bets he gives chocolate milk
SamaraiGirl: oh my
Marcophoto: got milk?

Q-tie: omg Marco LOL
Hally: what cup size is THAT, Marco?
Hally: OCTO-ZZZZZZZZ?

Anita: can i have a little sip ? :)
Marcophoto: sure honey.
Marcophoto: stand back
Q-tie holds out her coffee cup under marcos BOOB
Anita: open my mouth wide
Anita: ewwww..warm milk---
Anita: don't stand in the sun all day...
Marcophoto: what, you expected refrigerated milk?
Marcophoto: get real lady
Anita: yes.. or at least with ice cubes in it..
Anita: is that to much to ask ?? :
Marcophoto: hehe
Marcophoto: tell you what, put some ice cubes in your mouth, then add he milk.

Q-tie: The boards are open. Get your BOOTS on and your BOOBS out! :))

Anita: lol Marco.. you can titty-fuck your self.. hahahaha
Anita: that would give me a night off.. lol
Marcophoto: good one!
Hally: LOL
Marcophoto: hahaha

Marcophoto: hard to balance.
Marcophoto: god, my back aches.

Q-tie: Get your names on the board boys!
Q-tie: oooo damn Caper!
Caper: Woot! I'm in it to winit!
Q-tie: WOOHOOO!!!!

Marcophoto: first prize, a gallon of fresh milk!
Q-tie: OMG marco lol

Anita: hey.. Marco.. dont knock me over with those tits
Anita: lol
Marcophoto: com on Anita, lets rub titties
Hally: OMG griefer tits! :)

Q-tie: I"m not going near him
Hally: if he leaks, he cleans it up!
Caper: More kitty litter
Marcophoto: group suck, group suck!
Anita: uhmmm Marco... let us.. just do that... :)
Q-tie: YES! YES! YES! YES!

Marcophoto: I'm gonna go to the Boob Dr. for a boob implant.
Anita: yes marco... you do need one'
Anita: so flat chested.. it is a disgrace

Katie: I feel a disturbance in the force!
Katie: 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

Q-tie: get your names up on those boards :))
Marcophoto: wouldn't it be more fun to get our names up on the broads?

Q-tie: BOOBIEEEES!!!
Katie: BOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! (o)(o)
Marcophoto: AND THIS IS THE BOOBIE HATCH
Marcophoto: OR PATCH

Katie: Mine are more like... ( o ) ( o )
Marcophoto: Good thing I have broad shoulders
Katie: I bet I can out boobie Marco.

Q-tie: owww concussion from marcos boob!

Jenn: How's everyone?
Marcophoto: Marco pole dances for y'alls entertainment

Jenn: MARCO! dear god those are enormous! LOL
Andy: i ve heard the weather broadcast for boobstorm in the area and i couldn't miss the event

Caper: Ok Marco your boobs are making me uncomfortable.
Q-tie: Are they making you hard Caper?
Caper: I'm having strange feelings.
Hally: happy in your secret place, Caper?
Q-tie watches the sock stiffen
Caper: No, you're doing that I think

Q-tie: I"m hiding behind Marco cause I'm so shy
Marcophoto: Can anybody tell me where the Big Man's Bra Shop is?
Katie: They're gonna swallow SL!
Caper feels gravitational effects
Katie: ROFL

Q-tie: Get on the boards. You can't win if your don't enter!

Katie: You may now orbit my tits.
Caper: That's no moon!
Jenn: lol
Marcophoto: lol
Katie: Whew. Much better.
Marcophoto: ok ok, I made them a leeetle smaller for you, sheesh.
Caper: Whew, that gravity well was about to pull my sock off
Marcophoto: nobody appreciates an artist.
Hally laughs
Andy: lol

Marcophoto: performance art
Q-tie: LOL Marco
Katie: XD

Andy: i love art
Andy: let me make some art here
Andy pours his baileys on his chest

Marcophoto: I'm gonna water paint in a minute.
Marcophoto: well, milk paint
Andy: thats art;)
Katie: Do your tits make squeaky noises, Marco?

Q-tie: Are you gonna hose us down later Marco?
Marcophoto: yeah Q.
Marcophoto: wash off all your sweat.

Q-tie: People pay big money for milk baths you know?
Marcophoto: its the fountain of youth
Q-tie: WHOA!!!

Marcophoto: I always did like boobies
Jenn: hehe
Marcophoto: I just wish they would stop hitting my knee
Q-tie: you are gonna need chiropractic care after this marco :)
Marcophoto: hehe
Marcophoto: wonder if the chiropractor could crack this case?
Anita: naaa.. i just give Marco a good back rub..
Q-tie: hehe
Anita: and he will be good as new.. :)

Marcophoto: bye the way, I have room for three girls here.
Q-tie: where?
Marcophoto: one on each nip, and one in the the middle.

Marcophoto: thank god .the milk finally ran out.
Q-tie: yeah thanks god and they are way smaller. I can see you balls now :P

Anita: wow..i must really fall into the wall.. hehehe¨
Q-tie: We can't see you that well next to Marco :P
Marcophoto: Yeah, Q, they ARE smaller....I did not want to draw attention to myself.
Q-tie: uh huh I know Marco :P
Caper: Little late

Q-tie: ok everyone Anita is over here now LOL
Anita: yes.. keeping to the corner. :)

Q-tie: Don't forget to enter the contest. Voting starts in a few minutes!
Q-tie: Voting in 5 minutes. Get on the boards if you haven't yet :)

Second Life: Your region will restart in 5 minutes and 0 seconds for maintenance.

Hally: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Andy: omg
Cheryl: ouch
Katie: Awesome timing.
Q-tie: aw crap restart
Hally: RESTART, YOU FUCKERS
Andy: u got to be kidding
Cris: you gotta be fucking kidding me
Q-tie: dammit
Caper: VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL STOP THE RESET!
Hally wants her $25L back
Doomy: no!!!!...
Caper: lol
Andy: LL sucks
Shelbzz: ohhhhhh crapola
Shelbzz: we just HAD one this morning!
Katie: shoot

Marcophoto: LAST NIGHT MY REGION RESTARTED WHILE I WAS MAKING LOVE...I WAS TPD TO AN INFO-HUB...BUCK NAKED, FULLY ERECT.
Shelbzz: haha
Andy: hahaha
Marcophoto: going home for the ride.

Marcophoto: cradles my baby
Katie: xD
Q-tie: Your baby is gonna drown Marco
Q-tie: LOL Anita is in trouble now
Q-tie: she's trapped



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Anita: naaa.. i can handle it :)
Q-tie: oh he's leaking
Anita: Marco likes me trapped :)
Marcophoto: the godfather says to keep your friends close to ya
Anita: and your enemies closer!

Q-tie: Vote everyone. I'm shutting it down at 2:30

Jenn: you're leaking marco lol
Shelbzz pops those with a tranq dart
Nave takes a shower under Marco's boobs.

Q-tie: voting for 8 more minutes!

Jenn: shakes her boobies to the music
Marcophoto: Marco tries to shake his to the beat...but.....kinda hard to catch up to the beat.

Q-tie: LOL Marco is still lactating :P
Marcophoto turns off the faucet
Q-tie: thanks Marco
Q-tie: My boots are wet

Contest Board V2.20F Pro: Boots n Boobs--25L to join: We have a winner with 4 votes.
Contest Board V2.20F Pro: Winner is Q-tie and receives L$675.
Contest Board V2.20F Pro: Congratulations!
Contest Board V2.20M Pro: Boots n Boobs--25L to join: We have a winner with 2 votes.
Contest Board V2.20M Pro: Winner is Drag and receives L$600.
Contest Board V2.20M Pro: Congratulations!
Q-tie: WOOHOOO
Caged: Hoooo!
Cris congratulates Q-tie and Drag
Shelbzz whoohooooos and throws confetti
Q-tie: yipppeeee shoe shopping
Jenn: WTG WINNERS

Marcophoto: yayyyy winners!
Marcophoto: thank god, I finally dropped that load.
Q-tie: LOL Marco
Jenn: hahaaaa

Q-tie: those boobs were bothering me
Marcophoto: what? Q did not like my boobs? Cries. boo hoo
Jenn: lol
Jenn: gives marco a kleenex

Samuel: I've never heard of bothering boobs
Samuel: unless they are on a man
Anita: lol.. nor have i hehehe
Shelbzz: they took up 1/4 of the sim, Samuel
Samuel: ah
Shelbzz: lol
Samuel: Well, that is just disgusting
Samuel: Was it that Kay Chic?
Shelbzz: looked like OctoMom invaded SL
Jenn: yes that was the one with the big hooters
Shelbzz: no they were Marco's...LOL
Jenn: Kay's were bigger




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Samuel likes Shelbzz and does not want to throw up on your floor
Jenn: they were as bit as those rocks there
Samuel: OMG Jenn
Marcophoto: hehe
Jenn: smiles

Q-tie: I gotta go everyone. Thanks for the fun. Have a good night!
Cris: Seeya Q!
Cody: bye Q:)
Shelbzz: another awesome event Q <3 Jenn: TOtally! Jenn: see you all tonight Shelbzz: wooot!

Bra Buster Nutrient Growth Powder is sold by the lovely Icon Allen in her store...called ICON at Big'Uns Club & Mall, http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mammatus/163/51/26

Teleport completed from Salacious! http://slurl.com/secondlife/Poppen/107/147/30


by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA

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