i.e., funny, strange, weird, cautionary or nice little tidbits and comments.... Is YOUR name mentioned?"
(P.S. These tidbits are taken from various times in my SL life, and should not be misconstrued to mean that I am cheating on anybody! :-)
Monday, August 31, 2009
Dear Friends...today I bring you a collection of 11 funny, interesting, strange or profound SL profile quotes that I have collected along the way. Some names have been disguised. My comments are below each one, looking like this: >>>Marco:
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Honni Clip
This avatar contains adult oriented material of a graphic and sexual nature, and may be objectionable to some persons. This material is intended for persons over 21 years of age, and may be against the law in some areas.
>>>Marco: Ooooo HOOOnnniiiiii...I've always wanted to meet a girl that was "against the law!" Cum here often?
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Nix Foxclaw
Don't go away mad ....
just go away!
I am a cunning linguist and master debator!
>>>Marco: Love it Nix! It reminds me of the time we called up my ex-mother-in-law, pretending to be from the local police department, and informed her that, "Your son has been arrested for masticating in a restaurant!!!"
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Blaze B.
won't be intimate w/ a rl married man
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Love has nothing to do with what you’re expecting to get; it’s what you’re expecting to give--which is everything.
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel; it is inexorable as the tides and in its wake, life and death follow.
Love is like a ground hog's shadow: long sought after and seldom found.
PICKS...
(picture of a guy here)
Puppy dog tails....
Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails is what little boys r made of...then they grow into men and try to have their cake and eat it too..only to end up going hungery....so how hungery r u now?
>>>Marco: Thank GOD, Blaze...someone with morals. I too refuse to be intimate with married men!
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Mizuko Xue
Profile v3.1
Hi!
Plz don't try to friend me, or I will eat u. It makes me so sad to say no. Well, not really since I don't even know u. But if I like u, who knows, I may try to friend *u*. It's a girl's prerogative.
Rude people, welcome to my MUTE abyss.
:p
>>>Marco: Oooooo Mizuko, most men would LOVE to be eaten by a beauty like YOU!
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Cheriedawn Jewell
Sorry Won't fix anything
Sorry Will only cover up cuts and bruises
Can't say sorry Cause it won't help any
Sorry Will hurt you more
Sorry Accidental or intentionally
Sorry Will make you cry even more
Sorry Will make you think about the hurt
You don't want to feel anymore
Sorry I made a mistake
Sorry cause I cant fix it
sorry cause I hurt you
I'm sorry But sorry dont help me any
Sorry
Is something I don't want to say
Not cause I did what I did to hurt you
But cause sorry won't take anything back or away
>>>Marco: I'M SORRY Cherie...did I say something wrong?
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Stefff Erin
Friendship isn't about sex or love, but how often and long you're willing spending time with her/him together.
Enjoy yourself ;-)
(\ _/)
( x _x)
c('')('') ...
>>>Marco: Ooooh Stefff baby, I would LOVE to spend some time with you. :D
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anoushka Klaar
1st Life:
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@~ ( o.o ) ~@
/___ ( * )___\
..../ `U' \
>>>Marco: (.) (.) oooh bayaby... are your headlights on for ME?
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WikkedBytch Whitfield
Iron Games
I WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM HERE!! I PAID 5000L FOR BOWLING AND COULD NOT GET IT TO REZ PROPERLY. I HAVE REQUESTED SUPPORT 6 TIMES AND HAVE NOT RECIEVED ANY RESPONSE. TRY RAMOS DESIGNS!!!
Iron Perth, Iron Games, Iron (215, 243, 36)
>>>Marco: Fair warning on an alleged SL scammer.
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☠*✰*+ Serenity Prayer+*✰*☠
by Zafire Luminos
I am hoping that I am Granted the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!!!
>>>Marco: Well said, Zaffie!
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by Zafire Luminos
Apparently I have been kicked out of RL I now live here in SL.
Update: "They" let me back in but I decided to cancel that account so I have no idea of what is going on there.
>>>Marco: Ha ha, I understand completely, Zaffie, personally, I deleted my RL account a long time ago. I was never there, and it was just way too damn expensive. Gotta cut back SOMEWHERE.
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Zafire Luminos
The discussion of politics and religion are and will be frowned upon, as commentary typically offends people who share your naive political views and crazy religious beliefs.
>>>Marco: Well said, AGAIN, Zaffie. I always tell those nut cases, "When I want YOUR opinion, I'll GIVE it to you!"
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DEAR READERS: if YOU see a cute, funny, weird or obnoxious profile, PLEASE send it in to me so that we ALL can enjoy it. :)
--Marco
by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA
Copyrighted today, all rights reserved, except for Guest Commentators, who retain their own copyrights, and whose materials are used by permission.
WAS YOUR NAME MENTIONED ABOVE? Maybe it will be, tomorrow... Check back! Do you have a TASTY TIDBIT for Marco? Would you like a free plug for your new business? Have you been to a funny, interesting, strange or just plain weird sim? Tell us all about it! Send a note to me...with your link and pictures...either to marco_photo@yahoo.com, OR drop a notecard on my profile in Second Life... Marcophoto Upshaw. THANKS!
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