(P.S. Some of these tidbits are taken from various times in my SL life, and should not be misconstrued to mean that I am cheating on anybody! :-)
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>>>>>Joys Qunhua: Hi Marco I am Joys. I have found your blogs very fun, entertaining and a lift when they show up so do carry on. I have spent half my life travelling with comedians and magicians; I appreciate the oddest humour and that is meant in the best sense. So just cheering you on!
Editor Marco says... WOW, THANK YOU Joys! You would not believe how timely your remarks were....I NEEDED THAT LIFT just now. Thanks!
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>>>>>Xandra Delight: I ran into a super cool shop this weekend, called Grim Brothers. It had some pretty funny stuff...the place made me smile. lol I'll send ya the LM
>>>>>Xandra Delight: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Clematis%20Island/158/98/29
Picture by Xandra Delight
Marco: ewwwwwww!!...god! tomorrow's blog! yeah, send the link!
>>>>>Xandra Delight: at least it's original lmao...I also just bought a pair of shoes with teeth...and eyes that look at ya and wink...it just made my day lmao
Picture by Xandra Delight
Marco: hahaha
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A CLASSY FIRST DATE WITH IVY...
Recently I took Ivy L. dancing at Salacious. We jumped onto an Intan couples dance. The very first dance that came up was a "missionary position" sex animation on the dance floor. What a sight that was, Ivy all dolled up in a beautiful evening gown, stretched out on her back on the floor with moi on top of her. It was one of our first dates and I was trying to impress her with my gentlemanly manners. Talk about having an SL Moment!! Boy, was I embarassed.
Marco: sorry Ivy, that is a glitch in this system.
>>>>>Ivy : mmhmm
Marco: hahaha, no really.
>>>>>Wesley: is that man bothering you ivy?
>>>>>Ivy : hahahha
Marco: they have a bunch of sex poses on the intan...along with regular couples dances, and sometimes it starts out with a sex pose.
>>>>>Ivy : suuuure :p
>>>>>Melody: likely story
Marco: ok ok, you caught me...the intan read my mind, ok? hehe
>>>>>Talkin: that is one smart intan...i saw it grab someone's ass the other day
Marco: my Freudian slip got into the intan.
>>>>>Shelby: yes, I love that Intan
>>>>>Ivy : haha
>>>>>Shelby: it is sexual bingo
Marco: wow! I never liked bingo before. *looks at it with new appreciation.*
>>>>>Talkin: well, what do you expect from something that looks like hairless balls, hehe
>>>>>Shelby: hahaha
Marco: hairless psychedelic balls.
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SPEAKING OF "CLASSY": ...SL ORGIES...
Marco.....I watched an SL orgy recently....it looked very impersonal.
>>>>>Sexy Gurl: Orgies are just brutal... NOT good rp at all.
Marco.....yeah... I don't care for them...maybe different in rl...but not sl...I have never done it in either world.
>>>>>Sexy Gurl: Well, I have no plans on doing it in rl lol...tried it once in sl and said no thanks pretty fast.
Marco.....yeah, I was really turned off watching it....the Hostess laid down and invited all comers.
>>>>>Sexy Gurl: Yea, a planned orgy would be awkward
Marco.....it was. She laid down, spread her legs, and announced the start of the "event." Too weird!
>>>>>Sexy Gurl: that IS bizarre lmao
Marco.....it was like...."Best dick inside the Hostess, starting NOW..tp your friends...L$500 on the board!"
>>>>>Sexy Gurl: omg LOL...not my thing at all hahaha
Marco.....no, I am joking of course...but that is about how sensual it was.
>>>>>Sexy Gurl: LOL
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THE BEST REVENGE ON A TWO TIMING JERKWAD IN SECOND LIFE...
My friend "A" tpd me yesterday to see "something funny." On arriving, I was greeted by the most shocking sight.... a residential home, COVERED with erotic pictures of some dude porking some gal.
"A" was getting revenge on this two timing SL male. It seems he had been ardently pursuing her, telling her how much he loved her...telling her that he wanted to partner with her. Day after day he declared his "true love" and begged her to partner with him.
Then, yesterday, a friend of hers saw him on Skinny Dip Island sex beach having wild sex with another gal. The friend took pictures and sent them to my friend A.
She framed them, and then did this to his SL home...
Pictures by Marcophoto Upshaw
I was shocked....and worried. I pointed out to A that the frames all had HER name on them. It seemed obvious to me that SOMEONE was going to report her to the Lindens for big-time griefing...either the jerkwad male in question....or the landowner....or the neighbors.
She saw the light and took them all down, AFTER she took pictures of the house and sent them to him.....and to all his current "girlfriends."
Perfect.
Ladies...what have YOU done to exact revenge on a two-timing, jerkwad male in Second Life? Or men, what have you done to get back at a flaming tart that ruined YOUR life? Please add your comments at the very bottom of this column, or send them to marco_photo@yahoo.com. May I use your name, or should I disguise it?
--Marco
CUT RATE WEDDINGS...GETCHER QUICKIE ELOPEMENT AT A LOW-LOW PRICE!!!!
Lol, my tone is in jest, but the wedding service is not... From Monday, August 17th through Friday, August 21st my lovely friend and very experienced wedding officiant...Tovah Bravin is offering a sleek, quickie elopement package for JUST L$500 at her wedding venue, LET'S KNOT AND SAY I DO WEDDINGS. Do you and your honey want a lovely yet simple, fast wedding? She can put YOUR wedding together with as little as one hour advance notice! She also offers full-service weddings. Contact her inworld for all the details at Tovah Bravin, or by email at TovahBravin@rocketmail.com --Marco http://slurl.com/secondlife/April%20Island/206/206/502
WAS YOUR NAME MENTIONED ABOVE? Maybe it will be, tomorrow... Check back! Do you have a TASTY TIDBIT for Marco? Would you like a free plug for your new business? Have you been to a funny, interesting, strange or just plain weird sim? Tell us all about it! Send a note to me...with your link and pictures...either to marco_photo@yahoo.com, OR drop a notecard on my profile in Second Life... Marco. THANKS!
Please leave a comment about anything in today's issue of Marco's SL Humor Blog:
by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA
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