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HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME...Honni Clip
Marco: you are going to be famous...tomorrow.
Honni Clip: I am?!? What did I do? I was drunk...I didn't mean it...did I have a good time?
Marco: hahaha, tune in to the blog tomorrow.
Honni Clip: Ahhh. c'mon...give me a hint? I've got to go with the daughter tomorrow and I'll forget!
Marco: hint....just a little blurb.
Honni Clip: Blurb...dammit, this is so unfair! Remind me to go read it, OK?
Marco: lol
Honni Clip: Seriously!
Marco: ok
Marco: bye the way,
Marco: Honni....
Marco: be sure to read my blog tomorrow...
Honni Clip: MmmmmHmmmm.
Honni Clip puts one finger high in the air
Marco: where has that finger been?
Marco: Seriously though, I am starting a new section tomorrow, titled....
Marco: "NEW SECTION: MARCO'S TASTY TIDBITS for Friday 8/14/2009....i.e. FUNNY little tidbits and comments from blog friends. Is YOUR name mentioned?"
Honni Clip: Ahhhhhh....Cool! Great idea!
Marco: :D thanks. Ammm sooooo glad I kept that picture of me sticking it in your ears.
Honni Clip: LOL
Marco: HAHAHA, JOKING.
Honni Clip: I wasn't worried, I know you luv me and wouldn't do anything to embarrass me
Honni Clip: You let me do that all by myself
Marco: haha
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A BOYFRIEND TO DIE FOR........
AK: my last bf use to fuck anything with 2 legs...that don't mean i think EVERY man is like that
Marco: anything? birds? chickens? apes?
AK: mmm mostly girls..but if no girls around.. then yes.. anything..i would log in..get a im from him.. saying.. "hi darling.. i will be with you in 15 min"
AK: i would ask him.... "fucking?"
AK: he "yes.. hell yes.."
AK: so i took out my knitting :)
Marco: how did that make you feel?
AK: it was one the things he told me when we first met...that he fucked a lot...i joked.. and said.. even a dead dog? he said "oh yes.. and if you are lucky.. i even fuck you.."
Marco: you could die for such a man!
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THE TIMELY TALE OF A TARTAN TERROR....TODAY!
Marco: you're in the blog today
Blase Bracken: ehh? lill ol' me? in the name of god!...lol what for Marco?
Marco: no, in the name of Blase Bracken
Blase Bracken: omg I am famous?? if you could see and hear me now!
Marco: scroll down through today's post, to the new section.... Marco's Tasty Tidbits
Blase Bracken: lol lemme have a keek :)
Marco: a wee keek? aye
Marco: see how thee dein?
Blase Bracken: I thot you may have remembered about me having a keek :)...hmm that sounds more like a yorkshire accent then
Marco: smile, /me love yourn accent then lassie
Blase Bracken: and Marco .... ooooohhhh gosh I am so thrilled to be shown in your blog!
Blase Bracken: do I get a badge or a star or a pokie hat or summit? hey I could fly the flag fer Scotland!
Marco: SMILES oooo, yeah, we need a t-shirt.... "I'm One of Marco's Tasty Tidbits" or....right across the boobs... "Marco's Tasty Tidbit"
Blase Bracken: erm nooooooo!
Marco: hehe....
Blase Bracken: I'll keep my eye on the blog Marco any mention of a tartan terror I'll know it's me :)
Marco: lol, a tartan terror? how about a tartan tart?
Blase Bracken sends a tartan clad gloved slap all the way ta Chicagargoooo
Marco: he hee
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AN EYE FOR AN EYE...
Brianca Rossini: hello. how are you?
Marco: Helllo Bri. smiles...am good... flirting...
Brianca Rossini: great to hear...good for you lol
Marco: I have to leave in a few minutes...doctor's apt.
Brianca Rossini: ok hun, hope all is well and its good news :)
Marco: routine medical clearance to have cataract surgery in Sept.
Brianca Rossini: awww...sorry to hear that,
Marco: not a bit...and I am having serious problems with the cataracts.
Brianca Rossini: :((..then time to get it taken care of...those cataracts may prevent you from seeing a beautiful avie !!
Marco: ooooo !!! we can't have that!
Brianca Rossini: lol..absolutely not!!
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WOULD MONDAY AT 1 WORK FOR YOU, OR WOULD WEDNESDAY AT 7 BE BETTER?......
AK: to day i told my gf...that she needs a good solid fuck.. lol..she agreed :)
Marco: oh yes?
Marco: well, *looks at his schedule*
Marco: I dunno....I am pretty full up.
AK: hehehehe
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MARCO'S FAVORITE TEAM...
Lunahe Kaestner: hello mr upshaw
Marco: well, well, it is little miss Sexy Swede hereself! :))))
Lunahe Kaestner: haha
Lunahe Kaestner: oh that's just what everyone calls me :P
Marco: you ARE a member of the Swedish Bikini Team, right?
Lunahe Kaestner: yes yes every swedish girl is
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TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL....WITH CS...
Marco: uh oh...
CS: what????
Marco: we are in bigggg trouble.
CS: why
Marco: we missed our date for last weekend....so we have to have TWO this weekend.
CS: woohoo
Marco: yeah...so, two separate dates...or make love all night?
CS: mmmmm now you are talking!!
Marco: mmhmmm
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TWO FER 1, HALF OFF AT "YEE OLDE D/s SHOPPE?"
Dania Valois: hey sexy
Dania Valois: when u gonna tell Elke about you studying to be a D/s Master?
Marco: told her...I suppose you should ask her about our secret life as D/s together.
Dania Valois: oooooooooooooooo
Marco: go ahead, ask her.
Dania Valois: im asking
Dania Valois: ROFLAO
Elke Banting: Told him I didn't think you'd bite. You know me a little too well
Marco: haha
Dania Valois: roflao
Marco: Elke, for that insubordination you have to shop topless for a week.
Dania Valois: she gonna chop ur balls off
Marco: tsk tsk, so ladylike.
Elke Banting: LMFAO
Dania Valois: yeah i see u getting really far with that lol
Elke Banting: Sorry Marco. I got a knee-jerk response to anything....restrictive
Marco: tsk tsk....gonna whip your bottom and THEN send you to the mall topless.
Elke Banting:
Elke Banting: Guess that would be appropriate at a sale. 1/2 off
Marco: HAHAHAHA...YOU JUST MADE IT INTO THE BLOG. woohoo. good one!!!
Elke Banting: omfg
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GOOD "EMPLOYEE RELATIONS" WITH LM...
LM: Heya, how goes?
Marco: heyyyy there...good, and you?
Marco: my fair haired, blue eyed, total hottie.
LM: *Chuckle* Now-now-now...I'm going to be applying for a position on your blog. Bad form to flirt with the potential employee. ;>
Marco: hell no...I married one....my last Advertising Manager...Jade.
LM grins. Ohhh....interesting.
Marco: Gee, did I advertise for a hot F*** buddy? Hmmmm, that must have been the sixth position...
LM laughs! No, you advertised for a Roving Reporter. And as it happens, I think I'm uniquely qualified. However, you'll have to be the judge.
Marco: oh cool....well, no unduely influencing he boss...send in your notecard.
LM grins. I will, as soon as I finish it.
Marco: k good. be sure to put your sex experience down....I have to know what I am getting into. *wink.
LM snickers. Riiiight.
Marco: lol would you care to "rove" around my avie?
LM grins. Perhaps...we'll see. ;>
Marco: hahaha.
LM pokes you.
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I ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS....MY OWN...
Marco: DARLINGGGGGG......
Ivy Lamilton: Hey Marco
Marco: :))))))
Ivy Lamilton: How are you?
Marco: I'm good, just did some writing for the blog.
Ivy Lamilton: 0.0 oooh I'll have to read it :)
Marco: it will be in tomorrow....a new section...
Ivy Lamilton: oooh...did you ever write about me?
Marco: hmmm... not yet, but I am saving it for a big review of our wedding.
Ivy Lamilton: hahahahahahahha
Ivy Lamilton: it will be fabulous
Marco: gee, I wonder what I could write about for you?
Ivy Lamilton shrugs
Marco: JUST IN...MARCO HAS A PLATONIC FRIENSHIP...HEADLINES!!!.
Ivy Lamilton: 0.0
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/ME LURRRRVES TO DANCE!...
Marco: promise you won't hurt me?...you won't kiss me then throw me aside for all your other men?
Ivy Lamilton: I don't really have other men
Marco: you don't? *double take*
Ivy Lamilton: no, not really...nothing romantic anyway
Marco: somehow that makes me feel happy....hmmmm
Ivy Lamilton: :) But what about you?
Marco: nope. none. not a single other one.
Ivy Lamilton: 0.o none?
Marco: not a single man in my life.
Ivy Lamilton: ah ok...I knew there was a catch to that one
Marco: no married men either.
Marco: or furries either.
Ivy Lamilton: hahaha...way to dance around the question
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