A Penis Brain Spouts Off

by Marcophoto Upshaw
(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)

In case you haven't noticed, Second Life ® can be very hard on romantic relationships. You date, fall in love, partner, marry, then divorce within 8 months. Sadly that is the maximum AVERAGE length of a Second Life ® romance. Second Life ® tends to intensify romantic inclinations one hundred fold, and speeds up the timeline of the normal cycle of friendship and love by the same amount.

One time after a very painful breakup, I was out on a date with a honeypie I will call XD. She had very much "softened my landing" from the previous breakup.

So one night XD and I were out visiting the Lotus cock and pussy shop. Time for a change *wink. Only in sl can you go shopping for a new cock as part of a date. Can you imagine that in RL? You have a nice date with your gal, go to a movie, then afterwards you go for a walk in the mall, holding hands, and stop in at "Ye Olde Royale Cock & Pussie" shop. So we are walking though this romantic shoppe when XD suddenly says to me:

"Hey Marco...since you are changing-out your girlfriend,
how about if I buy you a new cock too? My treat."

"Ohhh Baby! You are sooooo good to me! You buy the cock, I'll buy the cock tattoo to go with it."

After we bought the "state-of-the-art" Lotus Cock Evolution Gold 3.2, and the "barbed wire" tattoo we continued walking around to the pussy side, holding hands and "window shopping." Just behind us an attractive gal began looking at the displays. Suddenly a pasty-faced noob male landed next to her. Instantly my "bullshit radar" howled to life, telling me to get my shovel ready. I did not have long to wait for his first "deposit."

PenisBrain: hello
D.Pickens: hi
PenisBrain: how's it goin?
D.Pickens: goin good
PenisBrain: what're you up to?
D.Pickens: getting ready to go to work
PenisBrain: oh?

PenisBrain: where do you live?
D.Pickens: live?
PenisBrain: where're you from?
D.Pickens: oh cali
PenisBrain: gotcha

PenisBrain: come here to fuck often?
D.Pickens: never been here, do you?

Marco: what a JERK!!!

PenisBrain: i haven't
D.Pickens: lolol
PenisBrain: so why're you here?
D.Pickens: what the hell, gonna ask for my id next?

Marco: Hey PB, you are a DAMN jerk!!
PenisBrain: am i?
Marco: yes you are.
PenisBrain: i'm just lookin' to fuck.
D.Pickens: never gonna get it like that trust me.
PenisBrain: heh

I ran over and pushed PB away from the girl; couldn't orbit him with my weapons since it was a "no-push" sim; so I just physically pushed him away from her. I was really ticked off.


Marco: you damn noob
Marco: that is no way to speak to a woman!
PenisBrain: aye, that i am marcophoto
Marco: go get yourself a sheep
PenisBrain: i could give a fuck.
D.Pickens: you could fuck a sheep!
Marco: you ass
D.Pickens: hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Marco: you insult all men when you say such things
Marco: go to an orgy room
PenisBrain: i should do that
D.Pickens: get lots there with that hair lol
XD: hahahahahaha
PenisBrain: probably would

Then, I turned back to D.Pickens (she told me to use her name in this format.):

Marco: DP, on behalf of all the men of Second Life ® who know how to flirt properly, please accept my apology for that noob.
D.Pickens: *curtsies* thank you Marco
D.Pickens: (this is fun)

PenisBrain: lmfao
PenisBrain: :D
PenisBrain: isn't that sweet?
PenisBrain: that's just fucking precious!

XD: yo PenisBrain, tone down the attitude k mate ?
XD: bad enough u don't know how to talk to a lady
PenisBrain: whatcha gonna do if i don't Xandra?
XD: baby, i don't waste my time on dumbasses like u
Marco: I am stunned at your crudity PB
Marco: shame on you

Marco: DP, I write extensively about the art of flirting, and that ass did the very worst job I have ever heard.
D.Pickens: true

PenisBrain: this is my idea of flirting: nice tits you have, can i fuck them?
Marco: well how is that working for you PB?
PenisBrain: on the sluts, it works well

XD: well PB, good luck. Coz with that mouth u'll be looking a LOOOOOOOONNNG time to get laid
PenisBrain: not if i find a slut
D.Pickens: you couldnt even get any payin with that tude
PenisBrain: a skank
Marco: on the girls that let you pay them?
PenisBrain: a stupid cunt

PenisBrain: i didn't haveta pay the other day when some bitch sucked me off
D.Pickens: well you should stick with her for life LMAO
PenisBrain: some brainless cow? no thanks
XD: oh my gawd dude
XD: we're u born an idiot ?
PenisBrain: nah, i've gottae work on it XD ;)
XD: sheesh, can u believe these noobs ? they get worse by the day
Marco: Well, well, your mouth tells us how you feel about women. thank you for the warning.

XD: how much u guys wanna bet he's 16 and pimpled faced? probably never fucked a woman in his life
D.Pickens: must have been on some D/s site before he came here
PenisBrain: i don't fuck around
PenisBrain: i get right to the fuckin' point
Marco: PB, you are really sad..please go back to your slut.
XD: and how's that working out for ya ?

D.Pickens: Ok ok it worked! I'm ready, PB, let's fuck!!!
XD: hahahahahaahahah lol DP
Marco: Yeah DP is all ready...me too...come do me PB...wooo hooo can't wait!!

PenisBrain: if some stupid brainless twat wants to fuck, i go for it
PenisBrain: anyhow, i'm bored of you cunts, it's been fun
XD: tataa now
D.Pickens: LMA f'in O
XD: sheesh, some men :(
D.Pickens: that was so funny

Marco: Wow, he will make a great Master some day.
D.Pickens: oh yea i'll be all over that
XD: hahahahaha, Oh i don't think so lol
D.Pickens: hahahaha

XD: virgin for life is my bet lol
Marco: haahahah...maybe in Gor, where he can order his Pet arund
D.Pickens: he's broke, he can't afford a pet lolol
XD: he has to find one first lol

D.Pickens: well it was lovely to meet the two of you anyway ;)
XD: dito DP:)
D.Pickens: im going back to my club where it's safe lol
D.Pickens: thanks Marco
Marco: yeah, I am always ready to rescue a lady from the "Horns of a Dilemma"
D.Pickens: :D
XD: have a nice night hun :)
D.Pickens: you too :

Later, XD and I walked along, hand in hand:
XD: btw, you're so cool the way u stood up to that noob
Marco: why "Thank you ma'am!" *bows
XD: *giggles*
Marco: I was just dumbfounded
XD: didn't hear the beginning of the conversation, he was just out of chat range for me :(
Marco: I have the whole conversation in chat.
Marco: want me to find it for you?
XD: naaa, I'll read it in your blog very very soon I have a feeling lol
Marco: hahahah I think so.
XD: see what buying a new cock is all good for ? lmao

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