A Krazy Chat About Sex in Second Life

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA

A while back I was chatting with my friend BadGurrrl, about the new escort club she and her Second Life ® partner, KrazyMan were about to open. All names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Marco: Very nice club...and a unique idea
BadGurrrl: I was explaining our concept of team effort
KrazyMan: Bad and me always work as a team ... at least when she lets me
BadGurrrl: ahahahahah, slaps Krazy on the bum
KrazyMan: hehehe
Marco: yeah, Bad just wanted a reason to grab that bum.
BadGurrrl gasps shouting "Moi?"
KrazyMan: she doesn't normally wait for a reason
BadGurrrl: LMAO, now now dear----don't be telling all

Marco: Well let me know when you are getting ready to open, so I can try to persuade you to purchase an expensive advertising package in my humor blog.
BadGurrrl: Ok Marco---I definitely will :-D
Marco: and you better have some male dancers to satisfy all my ladies.....I'm trying to "take care of" my girls, but even the great Marco needs a little help now and then. Hell maybe I will give up the blog and come "dance"

BadGurrrl: hmmmm we hadn't given men much thought---Krazy was going to take care of all our female clients
Marco: haha, what a concept! Where do I find a girl like her Krazy?
BadGurrrl: between testing the escorts and keeping up with the female clients I will be lucky to get a kiss.
Marco: ok Bad, I'll come kiss ya.

Marco: Well, I don't know if you have any first hand experience with the bisexual crowd...but wow...the lesbian action in sl is extremely hot; you would do well to have some lesbian escorts. SL opens up soooo many avenues for fantasy. I used to work as a private investigator, and had a lesbian alt. Wow. All I can say is wow.
BadGurrrl: well most men are lesbians in my experience.
Marco: and most lesbians here are men.

KrazyMan: WHAT?
BadGurrrl: LMAO
KrazyMan: I'm a lesbian?
BadGurrrl: yes you are dear, you like girls don't you?
KrazyMan takes a good look in the mirror
BadGurrrl: dying laughing
KrazyMan: who wants to hide as a GIRL?

Marco: yes exactly, as a lesbian in sl you get more girls, and get them faster.
BadGurrrl: please stop Marcooooo you're breaking my ribs
Marco: I used to fantasize about threesomes...geez that is the coin of the realm in sl, for lesbians or bisexual gals.

KrazyMan looking in his dictionary about lesbians, looking at wiki for lesbians
Marco: shouldn't that be liki?
BadGurrrl: hahahahhahaha, gonna have broken ribs pleasse STOP
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KrazyMan: Save the world lick a lesbian today
BadGurrrl: ohhhhhhh GOD
Marco: Krazy...hahaha, I'm willing to try, ...one for the Gipper
BadGurrrl: Well if I have to choose between a lez or a man getting after me I will pick a man all day long
KrazyMan: hmmmmm I'm the reverse honey

Marco: you two are fun, my kind of people...

BadGurrrl: what i hate is I really like a girl and think she's a good friend then *bam* she makes a pass at me.
Marco: Yeah, I hate it too. *winks*, smile.
BadGurrrl: at least I know what direction most men are cumming from.

KrazyMan: Do lesbians cum in pairs?
Marco: I don't know Krazy, but you've heard the old Beatles song,.."Cum together....right now...over me."
KrazyMan: ohhh yes
Marco: lesbians no doubt.
BadGurrrl: ROFLMAOOOOOOO, y'all are killin me!

BadGurrrl: Changing the subject here, hows the weather today fellows?
KrazyMan: cumming and going; sunshine that is
Marco: Hot and cumid,...I mean humid
BadGurrrl: I cannot win
Marco: good one Krazy. oh god. can you believe we are having this convo?
BadGurrrl: nooooooooooooooooo
KrazyMan: I am denying everything until my lawyer gets here

Marco: as for me, I have seriously confessed too much, and now you can blackmail me for life. But well hell, you know I am just writing my blog for tomorrow. All names changed to protect the guilty.

BadGurrrl: killing me---murder murder
Marco: ahhh we must all be seriously overworked...getting punchy.
KrazyMan: true, I just got home from work and I haven't even got my boots off yet

Marco: Imagine, we come to sl to relax...then start a business....ARE WE NUTS?
BadGurrrl: OMMMMGGGGGGG, ROFLMAOOOOOOOO
BadGurrrl: but I love your biz Marco ---bravo

KrazyMan: Did you know that putting the suitcase down is the 2nd thing a soldier does when he comes home?
BadGurrrl: LMAAAAAAAAOOOOO
Marco: what is the first?
KrazyMan: Ohhhh Marco!
BadGurrrl: dyyyyyyying, Krazy is a soldier, a horny one, haha
KrazyMan: and I got into this convo without even taking my boots off!

Marco: *moves away from Krazy a little*
KrazyMan: Its ok .... I am an Officer and a Gentleman Marco
BadGurrrl wonders if she is gonna survive this
KrazyMan: You'll hear me draw the sword before I strike

Marco: So, do you Brit soldiers bang her while holding the suitcase?
KrazyMan: Noooo .... we let HER bang US, we are too tired to do any work
BadGurrrl: i'm dying, call 911, heart failure
Marco: see now that is where we American soldiers differ: we put the suitcase down first, THEN bang her.
KrazyMan: wasting time Marco
BadGurrrl: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooo I can't take anymore, please, it hurts
KrazyMan: Thats what she always says

Marco: I always heard, "The British are cumming, the British are cumming." but I had no idea they were holding a suitcase while doing it!
BadGurrrl: ohhhhhh GOD
KrazyMan: Only with one hand ...

BadGurrrl: I can't BREATHE, tears streaming from my eyes
Marco: talented bunch...I know where the other hand is,.but how do you squeeze out the KY lube with one hand?
KrazyMan: Marco ... when she knows I'm coming home ... she's all wet and ready :-)

Marco: So Bad, you're in the front lawn watering the garden and all wet when he comes home?
BadGurrrl: yes Marco thats its :-)) yall crazy, you both are double teaming me; is this fair? I CANNOT BREATHE
KrazyMan: Hehehe
Marco: I suppose you put your hose into his other hand.
BadGurrrl: GOD

Marco: You ARE a woman right? not a man? in RL?
KrazyMan: who me?
Marco: no, Bad. I was wondering about that hose she is putting in your hand.
BadGurrrl: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Marco: Geeze Krazy, maybe you and I should team up as a comedy team.
KrazyMan: Help me out here Bad
BadGurrrl: YOU SHOULD
Marco: we could go to the clubs and just talk.
BadGurrrl: OMG what a hit
KrazyMan: No I'm way too serious for that
BadGurrrl: I may hire you to just sit here Marco
Marco: charge $5000 lindens for the two of us.
Marco: hahaha. yeah, that would be a hoot. that is basically what I did at as a Male Dancer..brought my own fans in, and talked dirty/flirty with them...

BadGurrrl: I don't know how Mrs. Upshaw would like it though
Marco: actually, she LOVES IT.
Marco: I tried to change my Busy message, and she INSISTED i keep it.
Marco: said it cracks her up when she sees it.

BUSY MESSAGE: "Mr. Casanova has a Cutie Pie in bed with him....you are next. Please wait so I can give her a good time, and then I will show YOU a good time also. Females only. You are male? Please exit the line, thank you. --Don Juan de Marco"

BadGurrrl: well I will def hire you and call it Marco's Comedy Hours
KrazyMan: I must think of a busy message for me

Marco: Hmmmm, that's not a bad idea you know.
BadGurrrl: well I def want you
Marco: Well Bad shhhhhh don't let Krazy know......but I always knew you wanted me.
BadGurrrl: OMMMMGGGGGG

Marco comments on Bad's new dress that has a moving animation of
stars swirling in the night sky:
Marco: By the way Bad. I would love to spend an evening on my back looking up under your stars.....
BadGurrrl: ahahahahahha, paramedicssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Marco: well, this was fun, I guess I need to go back to work now.
BadGurrrl: bye Marco YOU ARE HIRED
KrazyMan: Shout at me if you need a writer

Green Script: KrazyMan would like to kiss you Bad, forever!!!
Marco: now if you two are gonna get romantic, may I stay and watch?
BadGurrrl: O.O
KrazyMan: Marcos! ... hehehehe
BadGurrrl: we are both virgins Marco
Marco: hahaha... thought so. cya later alligators!
KrazyMan: bye

COMMENT SECTION:

Dear Reader, could you leave a few crazy comments for us? Here are some nutty questions to get you started...

Do you put the suitcase down before making love?

Are you in the garden watering the plants before your lover comes home?

Are you "wet and ready" from the garden hose?

Is your lover male or female?

Are YOU male or female?

Do you have a dress with animated stars swirling across them?

May I lay on my back and look up under your stars?

Thanks! I will look forward to your crazy comments. Smile :-)

--Marco

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