Amusing--and Scary--Profiles of Second Life Part 1

by Marcophoto Upshaw
AKA: Mark E Lodge, USA

For your Second Life ® reading enjoyment today, Boys and Girls, I bring you a glimpse into the world of Second Life ® Profiles. For some time I have collecting interesting profiles. Some are very funny, some are very insulting. Others are scary, and many just weird. All, are very individualistic. Here, in a very brief space, one has a chance to bare one's soul...to deliver to all who read, a very personal message. There will be more installments of these in the future.

In almost all the cases I've used, I have either disguised or eliminated the true name of the profile owner. True, these profiles are VERY PUBLIC, but then again, you never know what crazy person might complain that they did not want the public to read it. So the names are disguised to protect both the idiots AND the nice people.
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Profile of AD

I'm like a twisted Mary Poppins... practically, sickeningly, perfect in every way. HA Can you imagine what it would be like if Second Life ® wrote the profile for you? Not saying you're wrong, but would you really want everyone to know? Imagine the taunts, teases, incredibly funny jokes!! *laughing madly*, I could say a lot more things that nobody want to know but I won't make your eyes suffer the indignity... YET! Just wait tho; I can make you suffer with the best of them. *bloody kisses*

Yes I have a first life, and it's obviously so full and rich that I feel the need to enhance it with a second one! I can do all the things here that would shatter my bones or just land me in the prison orange, RL. I look terrible in orange!

I Want To: Rule the world with an army of killer sea creatures.

Skills: Pointing out the Obvious; Teasing Others; Twisted Humour

Languages: Americanized English...yes we slaughter it.

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Profile of RL

My Info is in a Locked cabinet inside the FBI HQ. To access them visit the CIA branch office in New york, tell them that Johnny3eyes sent you. They should give you a 4 digit number,head to Mexico Int. Airport. A man named Rodriguez will explain the rest.

Skills: NOBODY SAID I NEEDED A SKILL!!

Languages: Canadian ya Hoser!

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Profile of CV

What ELEPHANT in WHAT room? There is an Elephant in the room??? *looks under the rug...ah yes, no wonder I was tripping over that spot! :-))

I won't tell you the standard line: "I am here to explore, chat and have fun...IM me..." Truth is...I have been around. If you are new to me, know that I play...simple. If you are known to me, know that to know me is to love me...simpler.

"Thunder only happens when it's raining. Players only love you when they're playing..." -Fleetwood Mac

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1st Life Profile of DJ with picture of him wearing a motorcycle helmet

My first life is much like my second life, I can fly around, teleport where ever I want.... The doctors say I will be out of this place soon... I just have to keep taking my medication.
(I wear the helmet because I keep crashing into buildings)

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Profile of EB

Winner of Prestigous Second Life ® award
"Most Boring Profile 2007"

1st L
English.. Divorced ..Small Kids
RL even more confused than Second Life ®

Slight Temper
Slightly Unhinged
..but enough about my good points ..

Pretty much what you see is what you get

Like I care what you think anyway :)

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Profile of MS

What do you write in this little box...i suppose something witty....so here goes..

*something witty*
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Profile by NH

I have 7 different personalities. And one of them is evil. So if you are lucky. You won't run into her. Other than that I'm sweet and darling... yeah. right.

been on second life since sept 2006. thank god i got a new computer. now i can actually move.

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Profile by RD

Just remember there is a real person behind every AV and they do have feelings ....well most do !

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Profile of BL

My favorite quotes are all from the same person - bonus points if you know who! *~*When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.*~*I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.*~*

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Profile of MM

You will find here an Easy ,outgoing,and Spontaneous, CRAZY girl that love to dance, laugh, play, lol
and love all her friends and care for them alottt
welll and last but not least
SHOP-A-HOLICC
addicted to all kinds of shopping lol


well,RL=Second Life ® for me ....if u asked maybe i am gonna tell u :P

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Profile of AS

NO I DONT WANT YOU AND I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!

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Profile of CT

Not sure what I should be saying here... sooooooo. Um. Yeah. I'm not really all that nice, so if that is your thing, I suppose I'm your gal. if not... lol, I advise you to leave your dignity intact.... it's in your best interest.

but with that out of the way, HUGS WITH BOOBS FOR ALL! ... Just for you puf......

Yeah...... too many freaking stalkers to dare fuck around with this......... AND NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY FUCKING NUMBER! lol...... oy. I know i'm awesome, deal with it. At a distance. ha!

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Profile of HB

COMPLIMENTS! YOU LOOK MY PROFILE BUT YOU BETTER ASK TO ME THESE INFORMATIONS. THIS MEAN THAT YOU DON'T TRUST ME SO BEFORE YOU CONTINUE TO TALK THINK ABOUT THIS.

1st Life
COMPLIMENTS AGAIN! YOU LOOK MY 1ST LIFE PROFILE AFTER YOU READ WHAT IT'S WRITTEN IN MY 2ND LIFE PROFILE. THIS MEAN THAT YOU AREN'T REALLY SMART SO BEFORE YOU CONTINUE TO TALK THINK ABOUT THIS.

I Want to do: NOTHING

Skills: NOTHING

Languages: I DON'T TALK

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Profile of LA

looking at me? Well I'm looking back at u! 34 from the usa wanna know more ask?
pople r like slinkies i have no use for em but if i push em down a flight of stairs it brings a smile to my face :O

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Profile of SS

I like to fun and make friends. You RESPECT me and i RESPECT you. If you cant do that then we cant be friends and just to let you know i'm as nice as they come but dont take my kindness for any thing but just that kindness. I hate LIERES. These r my rule and if u dont like then the u can kick rockz and if u dont like me then do the same :-P.


Love,hugs and kisses
Check ya later

I have a husband who is a US Marine and thats all u need to know. If i want u to know more ill tell u more. If u cant respect that then kick rockz and if u dont like me do the same :-P

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Profile of Chizuko H

☠❤☠T0XiC☠❤☠

❤The name is Chizuko❤

❤ Also known as Chizu or Chiz or Chizzle or Chizmo or ❤ ❤Chizzy or Chizzer or Chizzlemanizzle Chucky or❤ ❤Chez... etc...❤

✖ Dont get it Twisted, Just looking for some fun!
✖ Doesn't accept random friend request!!!!!
☠ W0N'T DEAL WITH UNNESESSARY DRAMA ☠

“Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!” Bob Marley
❤RASTA LUV.

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Profile of NE

I am insane. (that's the 1st warning folks) and happy.
“Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.”
Oscar Wilde
[9:35] J: IM AM NOT A PIXEL

She knew she could not have reached this white serenity except as the sum of all the colors, of all the violence she had known. ~ Ayn Rand

1st Life:
-slurpees-
-art-
-dj-
-modernism-
-architecture-
-urban fashion-
-drumNbass-
-classical-
-jazz-
-psy trance-
-house-
-piano-
-idm-
-graphic design-
-videogames-
-independance-
-sketching-
-hopeless romantic-
-freedom-
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco