(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
Hello my friends, it is that time of the month. Nooooo not THAT time, I am a man after all. And no, it is not the bill-paying time of the month. No, I save material from my every-day Second Life ® life into various folders, according to topic. One of those topics is whacky groups. I have been saving them from the profiles of people I see as I cruise around in Second Life ®. So instead of giving you some witty prose, I now present you with 27 funny, strange, and interesting Second Life ® groups I have collected during the past month. This is my 7th installment on this subject. Some of these groups are interesting, some are just strange, but others made me laugh out loud. I have faithfully pasted the original type, so any grammar or spelling mistakes were made by the group founder, and not me. I have commented on all of them, in this format:
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Marco: My comments are sandwiched between these lines.
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Enjoy! I appreciate all my friends. :) --Marco
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Blood Line Conspiracy
**~* VICTIM *~**
Kiss me...
( You don't know what you're asking for.)
Please? Just once?
( Just once is right.)
Please?
( The kisses are scorching.)
Your lips are setting me on fire.
( The passion soars.)
Don't stop
( I trail kisses down your neck.)
That feels good
( Looking for the right place.)
( Found it !!!)
Ahhh
( You scream as my fangs sink into your neck.)
So cold...
( I warned you.)
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Marco: Oooooo this one sends delightful shivers down my spine! Well done vampire writer! Being that I myself am a vampire, it inspires me to go a hunting again; such erotic harvesting mmmmhmmmm! You did not know I was a vampire? Oh Yes, I have centuries under my belt...besides OTHER things under there. Yes, yes, I was sucking Indian blood before the Dutch came. Those dang Dutch came a lot. You heard "The British are cuming, the
British are cuming!" They weren't the only ones. *wink!
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Button Pushing Drunk Monkey
by Slarti Barbasz
Thats right, I pretend to be a "DJ" here on Second Life ®. Though Im more of a button masher, since I dont actually mix anything (except a mean martini!)
However I will play you your favorite songs and flirt my bum off with you!
Yes this is a fan club list....but I love to give people fun tags. So let me know if you have one!
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Marco: You aren't the only one pardner. I've heard other dj's that just mash buttons too! But there are a lot of excellent djs out there too..and a skilled
dj can make a club. Are you listening club owners?
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Capo's chigger Pickers
by Opal Lei
Groupies of Capos Calderwood, including:
* Chigger pickers
* Former zygotes
* Breast men
* Two brainers
and other fun and funny characters
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Marco: Gosh I wish I had two brains too! Or even half a brain would be nice! If I moved up from my current "lame brain" status to a full brain, just think how much more writing I could get done! And TWO brains! My god I could out-write Shakespeare. But then again, perhaps it is my "no brainer" statusthat enables me to write such delightful drivel. Stay tuned!
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Crazy but Sane
by Sam Adria
Oh sure, we're the crazy ones. In fact, we're proud to be crazy. Forget this man! I'm gonna go freak out some nub... >.> You know why? BECAUSE I'M WEIRD LIKE THAT!
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Marco: Hmmm, "Welcome fellow 'No brainer.'
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Don't Bother
by RubyStarlight Writer
If ya see us wearing this tag, means we're not in any mood to get hit on, fucked with or generally annoyed. That's right... we're in bitch mode... or asshole mode for guys... so for your own safety... just DON'T BOTHER.
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Marco: Wooo Hooo! Lay it on me sista! Don't beat around the bush, tell me how you REALLY feel! I bet You're a fun date!
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Don't Push The Cat
by Sa Mannonen
Just go around please.
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Marco: Ha ha, I love this one! So simple, so elegant, so weird. Perfect.
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Girls who tease,
by Luscious Kendall
Women who enjoy the art of teasing and denial, with a particular emphasis on denial :)
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Marco: Hmmm I thought they called that "Marriage"???
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I Know Clarke!
Oh hai guys!
It's very nice to know you all!
I throw parties and give my friends fun things, and your my friend so come dance with me!
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Marco: Hi Clarke! Nice to know ya! (And I thought I was the narcissistic one in sl.)
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Invite me to your parties.
I want party invitations. Stop making me feel like such a loner. You want party invitations too? Join and share! No being stingey with those invites now!
Please don't send your club's SLUrl loads of times in a short period of time. If nobody shows up after the 15th invite in ten minutes, I think it's fair to assume they won't be showing up at all!
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Marco: HaHa, yessssss I agree fully on the party notice thing....sheesh, I get soooooooooo sick of being spammed 5 times to come some club party. Didya hear that club owners, managers, etc? Invite us ONCE....maybe a second time after 30 minutes...but anymore than that and I am for sure leaving your group. I hate to do leave; you may be a close friend after all. But I constantly receive receive these club notices and I get soooooo sick of them. So if you keep spamming me with your invitations, or WORSE YET, spam me with your dang IM chat, then I am soooooooooo outta your group! Hate that shit. Keep it up, it is the surest way to decimate your group and doom your club. *Marco gets off his soap box* I'm done ranting. For now. But wait, let me tell you 6 more times..... Maybe you missed it the first time.
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Jacki's Mental Asylum
This group is for all my mental fucking friends & any other mental people you lot wanna invite :P
Being Mental Is Fun, Don't Let Anyone Tell You Different!!
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Marco: "If you're Looney and you know it Lick your Lips." clap clap "If you're Looney and you know it Lick your Lips." clap clap, "If you're Looney and you know it take your Real Life and just stow it, if you're Looney and you know it Lick your lips." clap clap. "Loonies R Us!"
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Lost Souls
This Group is open to everybody who feels alone, depressed, lonely or lost...
The Group is also open to the dark creatures of Second Life, who are walking in the shadows..
Titles:
++Lost Soul++
++ Fallen Angel ++
+ Inanimate +
(Muted)
+ Lonely +
inanimate
If you like to get another title, just IM me..
Celya Blumentha
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Marco: Hmmm, whatcha think, "Dark Angel?" Yeah, I agree. *Marco steps up on his box and says, "We might be dark creatures of the night, but we aren't lost, thank you very much, we enjoy life and living...even if it means sucking on your miserable blood. Get a life. Or, take one."
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Mindslave Technologies
by Aurelia Yutani
Mindslave Technologies is the industry leader in mind controlled and conditioned slaves for recreational and labor uses.
With our slightly-used GLADaS (General Lifeform Acquisition, Detention, and Slaving) AI System managing operations, creating the perfect sex drone or pleasure slave has never been easier. In fact, most of our founding staff are now as enslaved as the property they sell!
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Marco: Woooo..."most of our founding staff are now as enslaved as the property they sell!" That sounds like a twisted form of masturbation!
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Newbie Heaven
Is a place for fun and friendly people to meet and call home, we've endeavoured to make it a one stop shop for newbies and established residents alike.Our focus is fun and helping new users who visit our land.
1,000's Free Items!
Hippie Pay Free Lindens
Advertising
Jobs
Cool Places
Lessons
& more...
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Marco: OoooK, I'm heading right over! Sounds good.
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No Drama Inc!
by KarenMichelle Lane
This a club for empowered girlfriends. We're here for each other, always. The couch is always open and the coffee is always fresh! Shopping and dancing therapy practiced regularly; hugs given freely. Tears wiped often.
Need a membership? Just ask one one of the members for an invite!
Counselor Karen Michelle Lane is always at your service. Mother, Grandmother, Love Doctor, Friend Wrangler, Relationship Counselor, Muse, Minx, Marketing Advisor, founder of the Redhead Mafia.
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Marco: Ooooo Red heads, my favorites! You can wipe my tears away ANYtime Red! Mmmm Mmmm, sounds DeeeLicious!! *wink!
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Party People of Second Life
A non denonominational group for the people who like to find out about events and partys at clubs across second life we like to party its free to join and open to any enrolment
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Marco: Mmmm sounds perfect, I lurrrrve non-denominational groups...none of that overly organized junk for me.
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People Huggers
by Enaid Miklos
I oringally made this group to kind of dedicate it to a childhood where i wasn't really given many hugs oddly enough then i found out about a campaign about well FREE HUGS! to learn more about the free hug campaign go to any of these links!
http://www.freehugscampaign.org/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
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Marco: Hug, hug,hug! Yippee for free hugs! But then, is somegroup CHARGING for hugs? I can just picture it; you walk down your block and see ...not a lemonade for 10 cents a cup, buta hugging stand? Hmmm.
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RL Currently On Hold
Founded by Remember slade
Jersy & Slade's family, all here to help each other through the highs & lows of life, a group of friends that enjoy parties,events,
water sports,security & comfort of each other,
Love U All
J&S
xx
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Marco: Water sports? I sure hope they are talking about water polo and not....eeeeew! Please, I'm all for "group events" but anything involving group you-know-what, eeeewwww! You can certainly "Hold" THAT dose of RL thank-you-very-much. {Translation for a certain Serbian friend named CrowGurl: the term "water sports" is used to describe certain sexual bdsm rituals involving urine, and urinating on other participants. EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!} GAG! SPIT SPIT!
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Sex Theme Park First Free Fuck-Vip
SEX THEME PARK "First Free Fuck" at Sex Theme Park!
Cum have sex in our ever changing attractions!
STP has a fantastic mall with many great stores! Support our renters... they are who make STP free for your use!!!
$550/wk for 50 prims, $350/wk for 30 prims
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Marco: OoooooK. I hope this is not a WATER SPORTS theme park!
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Shemalla the Dancing Drag Queen
The only fan group dedicated to the best drag queen in SL. Ian Navarathna aka Shemalla the Dancing Drag Queen.
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Marco: the dancing drag queen. Has a certain rhythm to it: "Just follow the bouncing: "ball."
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The Ancient Order of Bumbling Twits
by Renatus Voom
OI! Prepare for the coming of tentacled madnesssssss!!!!
Also, Cheese and bacon = good!
That is all.
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Marco: Ahhh, it is so nice to get back to the normal order of things. THIS kind of craziness I can go for.
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The Flying soulmates
You are addicted to fly in Second Life? Join our group of Pilots and Passengers of our various flying vehicles. We fly Spacecrafts, Carpets, Helicopter, Blimps and Planes - and if you find a toilet who is flyable just tell us...we would fly it too...
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Marco: A flying toilet? Maybe a flying turd? Maybe I should tell them about the flying vibrator? Naaaaaa....who would EVER believe there is a flying vibrator in SL?
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The High Holy Church of Cheese
byAmber Hargrave
And lo, verily, the Great and Mighty Cheese did creatth the Heavens and the Earth. Cheese gaveth onto the beings that the Great and Mighty Cheese hath madeth all that Great Cheese hath made, entrusting them to protect all the Mighty One had designed. And lo, from The Great Throne of Dairy Heaven. Cheese looked down, and saw that it was good. However, Cheeses great enemy Salsa had long laid in wait for the designs of The MIghty One to come to fruition, and tricked man into
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Marco: I love cheese. I was born in the cheese state. Yes, there really is a cheese state in the U.S, the state of Wisconsin. That state produces more cheese than any other state in the U.S. THAT explains why fans of the Green Bay Packers football team are called "cheeseheads" and also explains why they wear these big yellow "cheesehead" hats to football games.
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Tryst
by Sue Stonebender
SPAMMING THIS GROUP = INSTANT EJECTION after we strip the skin from your body & toss you to the group : )
Product & Special Event Updates for the Sanctum Sanctorum, Intemptesta Nox, & Templum ex Obscurum SIMs, including patrons of Relic & Serendipity Studios.
Regards from hosts,
Baron Grayson & Sue Stonebender
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Marco: INSTANT ERECTION....oh oh, no ejection. ok. Interesting group name. Even more interesting that is was founded by someone with the name "Stonebender." As in, "yes, honey I can give you 12 inches, but I will have to fold it in half, first." Now THAT'S a mouthful!
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Weetie's Weed Whackers
Our goal is to spend 80% of our time in SL completely baked, 10% fucking and 10% asleep....cum join the party!
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Marco: well, interesting group. However, it is my experience that when one is "baked" they won't get even that 10% f****** quota filled, however, the sleeping quota will be filled many times over.
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Weird and Proud
by spoooky yip
Do people call you a weirdo?
Do you feel flattered when they do?
Well this is the group for you :P
Every one should be able to send group invites so go ahead and invite every weirdo you know. Lets make this the biggest weirdo group in sl :)
Also I have a Livejournal community called openlyweird so feel free to join it ;)
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Marco: Sorry charlie, I have you beat already. My blog membership has already exceeded 12,000 subscribers...WE are the WEIRDEST GROUP IN SL!!! WOOOT WOOOT!!!
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Nerds of the Pond
This group is for ALL NERDS to talk about nerdy stuff.
Like Technologies, computer architechture, Flux capacitors and exponential charts. oh and LAG...hmm or is that SLAG.
You also might want to ask a nerd a question.
We Nerds usually know a lot about everything.
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Marco: Hmmm SLag...I like that. Yes, you nerds know a lot ABOUT stuff. But do you know how to DO stuff. I mean, I see a lot of you folks on the dance floors, acting totally...well...nerdy. Have you ever considered how much your life might improve if you put away your computer C++ books for a spell, and picked up a copy of "Marco's Flirting 101 for Nerds"??? With just a leeeetle practice I can help you move from such classics of inept Nerdy Flirtations like,"Nice tits, can I fuck them?" to such classics as:
You: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Her: Oh Really. What is that?
You: Its just that...your number is not in it.
Or: That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
Or: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Or: Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say one cute girl kissed me tonight?
Or: If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have: five cents.
By the way, all these came from this web site: http://www.gotlines.com/lines/funny.php there are lots more.
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Zark's Barflies
by Zarkof Illyar
Know Ye that this be the Kingdom of Kicks -- Wine, Bikes, Drugs and Chicks!
A nice corner biker bar that offers playable pool, arm wrestling, mudwrestling, live DJ and of course motersickles and naked wimmen. What more could you want? come on down.. grab a beer
Zark's is home to the BARFLIES SL/MC and neutral turf for all MC clubs.
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Marco: motersickles and nekid wimmen???? AHHHH life is GOOD!!!
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Did you like this post? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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