(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
Some of you are aware of the fact that I am the President of our Flirter's Union Local #59876 in Second Life ®.
The following are bits and pieces of some of my flirting that we use in our standard flirting coursework for the Journeymen-level flirting trainees, during their 5-year Flirting Apprenticeship. These convos were taken from various time periods of my flirting history, and should not be construed to mean that I am cheating on anyone.
The time periods are mixed up.
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Marco: Baby, I have to go eat lunch, then mow the lawn...be back later.
TJ: ha ive done mine
Marco: come do me?
Marco: I mean, mine?
Marco: ;)
TJ: no.......get on with it
Marco: that wasn't a Freudian slip, more of a Freudian two-step.
TJ: ha ha
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CrowGurl: you are still typing? You must have a stuck key.
Marco: uh ohhhh it must be thinking of you...and is stuck on U
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Marco: When I walk in the room, and see you...my insides light up.
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Marco: How is work?
DLicious: busy - I need to take mental health day - so I'm taking Friday - lol
Marco: gee, what a great idea! I could sure USE some mental health.
DLicious: no in your case it helps to be a little looney tunes
Marco: lol
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Marco: OH MY....CrowGurl, methinks you have found a new gentleman worthy of your flirtations. Please keep me informed as to how this plays out!
Marco: :).
CrowGurl: hahahaha
CrowGurl: nothing will happen dear ... but it is kinda nice isnt it?
CrowGurl: sweet if u und
Marco: A good flirtation is a lovely thing to behold. ;)
CrowGurl: yp:)
Marco: It is filled with curtsies, and bows, and sashays and swirls. :)
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Marco: I love watching the butterflies sewn on your butt.
DLicious: oh your gonna be my bad boy arent u
Marco: I sure hope so.
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Marco: baby
DV: mmhmmm
Marco: laying here with you. inhaling your breath.
Marco: this is ecstasy for me.
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Marco: DV, I don't know where we are going yet for sure, but I sure like where we have been so far.
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Marco: wow, what a nice guy you are seeing!
DLicious: he really is
Marco: let me know when the wedding is, lol
DLicious: if I ever would get married you're gonna be my maid of honor
DLicious: and you're not a girl whats that tell you
Marco: but I have a Sally the Corpse Girl Avie. complete with lactating boobs from BigUns.
DLicious: omg you're a whack job do u know that - lol
Marco: well, duh.
DLicious: maybe we could have fester as best man
Marco: sure!
Marco: and hang the ring on his axe handle.
DLicious: haha you're too willing
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SeXXyKat: okies...but if i crash its ur fault..lol
Marcophoto Upshaw: what a hot thing to say!
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Marco: How is my Frenchy friend?
JudyFrenchGirl: good and u hun?
Marco: doing good!
JudyFrenchGirl: good to hear :)
Marco: haven't seen you around gol
JudyFrenchGirl: was there all night
JudyFrenchGirl: lol
Marco: we must have just missed each other.
JudyFrenchGirl: too bad :(
Marco: Yes I know, my heart was breaking....reluctantly I dragged myself off to bed.
JudyFrenchGirl: :)
Marco: I searched the halls of GOL shouting "JUdeeeee,...JUdeeeeee......where are you my Judy?"
JudyFrenchGirl: rofl
Marco: *wink
JudyFrenchGirl: ^^
Marco: lol
Marco: you are fun to tease
JudyFrenchGirl: :) u're funny
Marco: thank you.
Marco: gotta run, ttyl.
Marco: :)
JudyFrenchGirl: u tc marco :))
JudyFrenchGirl gives u a lil kiss
Marco: ooooo
Marco: THATA SOUNDS PROMISING!
JudyFrenchGirl: lol :p
Marco: *Pulls you close and kisses your eyelids* mmm
JudyFrenchGirl: oh niceeeeee
Marco: mmmhmm
Marco: hard to leave all of a sudden, but I must :(
JudyFrenchGirl: :p bye bye Mr tease :D
Marco: lol, that's me.
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Marcophoto Upshaw: crash?
DiaMond: No lol waitin to rezz
Marcophoto Upshaw: oh there you are.
DiaMond: haha yeah
Marcophoto Upshaw: Well I am so pleased I made you cum.
DiaMond: I've been working for all of 20 minutes, I need a good break.
Marcophoto Upshaw: goood
Marcophoto Upshaw: you sexy gal.
DiaMond: Now now Marco flirting already?
Marcophoto Upshaw: always.
DiaMond: hehe
Marcophoto Upshaw: it gives me energy...and blogs.
DiaMond: Well, that is true.
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Marcophoto Upshaw: mmmm you gotta a whoooole lotta hotness goin on
DiaMond: Do I now? Can't tell, I'm still half asleep.
Marcophoto Upshaw: lol
Marcophoto Upshaw: hottie
DiaMond: hehehe
DiaMond: Up for a tiny event at my club? Best in Tiny?
Marcophoto Upshaw: Best in Tits? Honey, you win!
DiaMond: omg! did I seriously write that?
Marcophoto Upshaw: lol
Marcophoto Upshaw: no
DiaMond: You little booger
Marcophoto Upshaw: kik
Marcophoto Upshaw: lol
DiaMond: Sleep deprivated typos? Or just not good at spelling?
Marcophoto Upshaw: It is the effect you have on me my love...my whole world is shifted off key.
DiaMond: Well then pull the keyboard over with ya, Im not very fluent in typonese this mornin
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DLicious: coffee aint cutting it
Marco: tired? take a nap
DLicious: oooo don't tempt me
Marco: not with me silly
DLicious: damn turned down again
Marco: lool
DLicious: you're gonna crush my ego here
Marco: oh no!
DLicious: gonna feel like I look like Uncle Fester - I think I'm gonna cry!
Marco: look like Uncle Fester? Ooooo with an axe in your skull? **getting excited**
DLicious: you're so sick - I love it
Marco: I'll show you my coffin sometime...we can take a nap after I bite you.
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Marco: come dance, hot stuff?
SweetSyrup: in just a sec handsome!! =)
Marco: mmm good!
SweetSyrup: i swear i will in just a minute =)
Marco: ok, sorry
Marco: I am just impatient to see your lovliness...been too long
SweetSyrup: nooo dont be..i am in a boring conversation trying to get out of it
SweetSyrup: lol ok
Marco: tell him/her you have to go watch a hot guy dance
Marco: casual wear
Marco: it is a strip club
SweetSyrup: tp please
Marco: I should warn you...I have a new job,...as a stripper....
SweetSyrup: omg lmaoo
Marco: can you handle it? .....I hope?
SweetSyrup: I hope so =)
Marco: lol...are you seeing Marco in a whole new light?
SweetSyrup: o m g is all I can say =)
Marco: it is a bit embarassing....but oh well.
Marco: did you leave?
SweetSyrup: nope I am here babe
Marco: good...I will dress in a few minutes, then come dance with you.
SweetSyrup: =) sweet
Marco: we are supposed to talk dirty....weird.
SweetSyrup: lol
SweetSyrup: *puts fingers in ears*
Marco: me too
SweetSyrup: hahahaha
Marco: looks like I'm stuck, the gal I am dancing for keeps tipping me.
SweetSyrup: lol
SweetSyrup: then i shall tp in a partner for me sweety
SweetSyrup: =)
Marco: good
SweetSyrup: =)
SweetSyrup: but I still luv ya baby! =)
Marco: this is so weird
SweetSyrup: hahaha yes it is =)
SweetSyrup: I love your voice by the way
Marco: you hear? oooooo
SweetSyrup: lmaooo
SweetSyrup: everybody heard hahaha
Marco: I might have to make love to you alllll night.
SweetSyrup: lol
Marco: on the house.
Marco: I'll loan you the fee
SweetSyrup: hahaha
SweetSyrup: ok =)
Marco: lol
Marco: this job is kinda nice...I can get my freak out...
SweetSyrup: lmaoo yes everyone needs that i guess
Marco: god. you look good in those jeans.
SweetSyrup: ty sweety..you look great too 0.0
Marco: I had to start making money again....the blog is expensive....why do I feel embarassed ...oh well.
Marco: lol
SweetSyrup: lol
SweetSyrup: you are fine ..i dont think any less of you
Marco: thank you SweetSyrup :)
SweetSyrup: yw my sweet =)
Marco: mmmm sexy gal...damn sexy.
SweetSyrup: awww ...oops ..you did mean me right?? lol
Marco: I sure did.
Marco: you about knocked me out at the Blue note...that gold outfit...mmmmmmmmm
SweetSyrup: awww...*kisses to Marco*
Marco: ooooooo
Marco: *Marco locks his right leg around you, pulls you close, and gives yoiu a tender kiss on your lips.* I know we shouldn't SweetSyrup...but damn....I can't resist you.
SweetSyrup: awww *blushes*
Marco: lol
SweetSyrup: =)
Marco: you know I tried hard to be a good boy with you...was I good?
SweetSyrup: yes, you were very good. I was duly impressed
Marco: unlike tonight eh?
SweetSyrup: lol I am soo out of place here heehee
SweetSyrup: omg she is awful lol
Marco: yesssss
Marco: yeah she is.
SweetSyrup: no pride lol
Marco: quite a show eh?
SweetSyrup: mm hmm lol
Marco: Are the monkey's at the zoo as good as this?
SweetSyrup: omg lmaoo
Marco: yikes
Marco: this is so damn weird
SweetSyrup: lol
SweetSyrup: yes it is
Marco: she probably is as ugly as an Orangutang in RL
SweetSyrup: lmaooo yep
SweetSyrup: and blotchy skin
Marco: eeeeewwwwwwwwwww
SweetSyrup: lol
Marco: and armpit hair
Marco: eeeewwww
SweetSyrup: ewwww and leg hair you could braid
Marco: eeeeeewwwwww
SweetSyrup: but its a WalMart special *shrugs* =)
SweetSyrup: I'm checking-out sweety. c ya tomorrow?
Marco: Ok...and I owe you a dance at Franks...dressed
SweetSyrup: lol yes you do...after tonight you owe me two lol
Marco: lol!
Marco: but what a night! you so a whole nother side of sl!
SweetSyrup: yes i did lmaoo
Marco: heheheheeeee
SweetSyrup: the things I do for you haha
Marco: oooooo
Marco: *Kiss*
SweetSyrup: *kiss*
Marco: ooo
Marco: mmmmm SweetSyrup kisses!
SweetSyrup: =)
Marco: lord
SweetSyrup: Mine are the best! *winks at Marco*
Marco: they are...I agree.
SweetSyrup: =)
Marco: You know I could get in trouble with you.
Marco: at least I hope so.
SweetSyrup: mm hmm *smiles wickedly*
Marco: ooooo
Marco: dayam
Marco: for some reason, I suddenly feel rock.......hard
SweetSyrup: lol
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Marco: You are STILL doing that cute dance.....can't hardly resist you.
YouraHottie: lol hello Marco :)
Marco: hey cutie.
YouraHottie: How are you ?
Marco: really good.
YouraHottie: I have had 2 dates since I saw you last.
YouraHottie: both failed
Marco: yeah?
YouraHottie: lmao
YouraHottie: yeah
YouraHottie: I can't keep a good man down lol
YouraHottie: I give up in fact
YouraHottie: lol
Marco: even if you sit on his face?
YouraHottie: I don't get that far lmao
YouraHottie: they annoy me before tht
YouraHottie: lmao
Marco: ohhh
Marco: sorry to hear that.
YouraHottie: lol
YouraHottie: it's funny no problem
Marco: i'm surprised, really...you are so damn hot.
YouraHottie: well they tend to annoy me before i get them to bed lol
Marco: what annoys you most?
YouraHottie: when a guy asks me out and sweet talks me on day one then doesnt even say hi on day 2
YouraHottie: so I figure its best to say bye bye
Marco: why do guys do that?
YouraHottie: you tell me!
Marco: when I connect with someone, I can't wait to see them again.
Marco: Now, some guys are intimidated by a hot cutiepie
Marco: and think "she was just being polite and does not really want to see me again."
YouraHottie: ummm doubt it
YouraHottie: why ask me in the first place lol
YouraHottie: Good I am not sure what I want really yet in sl
YouraHottie: one min I want a guy then I don't lol crazy
Marco: I understand completely.
Marco: they say when you stop looking for love, that it will come and sit on your shoulder....
YouraHottie: yeah I hope one day to find love but until then I will keep messing up lol
Marco: awww Baby.....
Marco: I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
YouraHottie: and your legs lol
Marco: haha
YouraHottie: lmao
Marco: yeah,
YouraHottie: yes
YouraHottie: lol
Marco: "Down Boy!"
YouraHottie: lmao
Marco: "Big George" is supposed to stay down in the basement and babysit "the Twins." but sometimes he rears his ugly head
YouraHottie: lol well he has to behave :)
Marco: damn right!
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DiaMond: muahahah! I could so find you sales
Marco: yes? I would love to have you working with me.
DiaMond: Totally, I already go mall hopping I can ask em about promoting the blog too
Marco: Coool...I will add you to the list....am just getting started on the sales aspect for the blog...so I will be in touch soon....we have a lot of details to work out.
DiaMond: heheh okies, Ill be waitin
Marco: things are moving fast...
DiaMond: Heheh, Yeah you send out a cry for help people usually come running
Marco: I'm really blessed to have friends like you gals!
DiaMond: Hehe, as long as it keeps the blog running Im always willin to help with anytihng
DiaMond: Well, within reason that is
Marco: damn
DiaMond: hahaha
Marco: now look, if my blog were "within reason" would anybody read it?
DiaMond: hahaha would have to be what reasons it was within
Marco: loool
DiaMond: So boss, what's on the schedule for today?
Marco: well, first I have to beat off all these damn female admirerers....then,...beat off...then...ooops still with me? then write a blog....
DiaMond: hahaha, just another typical day huh
Marco: yeah, that is about it...I wade throught the room with 5 ladies grasping each leg **sigh** It is a burden being so irresistable.
DiaMond: Must be hard having women grovel at your feet
Marco: I enjoy the ego strokes of course....and all the constant attention just fires me up.
DiaMond: Well, of course it does.
Marco: but seriously, I do enjoy flirting...
DiaMond: As does pretty much every one else
DiaMond: When there not sweating to death that is, like I am *cranks her fan up*
Marco: It is hot here too...where did you say you live?
DiaMond: Sudbury
Marco: duh! yeah, that's right.
DiaMond: heheh, yups. true canadian lol
Marco: what is weird, the night we were dancing at 5th I met another Canadian, who was from my Father's home town in Kenora, Ont.
Marco: I love all you Canadian girls.....and US girls, British, French, European, Serbian, all girls pretty much....Moon girls, Martian girls, Jupiterian....
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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