(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
Marco is missing-in-action
21:35] KK: where is the funny chat?
21:36] KK: knock knock
21:36] DS: i think Mr. Funny went to bed early today
21:36] KK: well that's not funny!
21:36] KK: *hugs* DS at least some of us are up late!
21:37] DS: or early, depends how u look at it, lol
21:37] KK: lol
21:37] KK: sleepy myself.
21:37] KK: DS, do you know if there are any events going on now that are fun?
21:38] DS: want me to count sheep to help u fall asleep ? lol
21:38] KK: rofl
21:38] DS: oh child, i haven't a clue
21:38] DS: sorry :)
21:38] KK: dangit
21:38] CW: hey
21:39] KK: hi
21:39] DS: hey CW
21:39] KK: are you sleep walking too CW?
Women are smarter than men? Says who?
21:39] Roberto: Hey there...Marco was around earlier, he gave me the blog for tomorrow, and I am assembling it right now.
21:40] CW: nopey...I'm a cerified member of the Nightowl association
21:40] DS: lol
21:40] Roberto: He has been really whipped lately, the pressure of finding something funny to write every day is hard....or so he tells me.
21:41] KK: lol
21:41] CW: then he should just write a weekly blog
21:41] CW: he is his own boss right?
21:42] CW: sl is nuts again this morning
21:42] KK: :)
21:42] CW: chat lag is bad
21:42] KK: and here I thought it was just me!
21:43] Roberto: CW, I will be sure to pass your opinion on to him. :)
21:43] CW: okey dokey
21:44] CW: makes sense to me for a weekly funny if it's pooping the poor guy
21:44] DS: I agree with CW, he shouldn't wipe himself out for the blog. just tell him to write when he's inspired
21:44] CW: See?
21:44] CW: Women have more common sense than men do
21:44] CW: :-))
21:44] DS: lol, always have
21:45] CW: exactly lol
21:45] WE: I agree, on both counts!
21:45] Roberto: Well, from what he has told me, he has a higher ambition...that of building the blog up to over 20,000 so he can sell advertising, and for that he needs daily blogs.
21:45] DS: and they say men have the bigger brain, right :)
21:45] CW: they'll jump right over easy and go for the hard
21:45] DS: conflicts with their ego's i think
21:45] WE: they never read the instruction manual
21:45] CW: or ask for directions..too proud
21:45] CW: Men always do stuff the hard way
21:46] KK: you're all putting suggestions in my head... rofl "easy, big, hard" do we have to use all these verbs!
21:46] KK: lol
21:46] KK: are they verbs? ROFL omg I don't even know
21:46] DS: hahaha
21:46] CW: well, there's always soft in the head
21:46] KK: lol
21:46] DS: lmao
21:46] CW: a lil double entendre there ;-)
21:46] KK: ROFL
You can please some of the ladies some of the time... (Or something like that.):
21:47] Roberto: But ladies, if he writes only weekly, then you humor-addicted ladies will beat his door down demanding your daily story.
21:47] CW: ok, then every other day
21:47] WE: tease us
21:47] WE: a paragraph a day ;)
21:47] CW: post one every other day
21:47] Roberto: That is why, he is trying to pay people to submit their work...to give him a break.
21:48] Roberto: But you all have some great ideas, and I am sure he will carefully consider them before filing them away.... :)
21:48] WE: agreed, you can't force humor
21:48] DS: just tell him to post the stuff he got sent in with his contest. that should give him a break for a while right ?
21:48] CW: Geez, I mean the poor guy does need some R&R occasionally
21:49] CW: in file 13 I bet
21:49] CW: lol
21:49] KK: lol
21:49] KK: should be file 69
21:49] DS: lol
21:49] CW: probalby a stubborn Taurus
21:49] Roberto: He did not receive that many submissions...only a handful....
21:49] KK: or an easy saggitarius
21:50] CW: well, maybe his own writing is so good he shames us poor non-writers
21:50] CW: so we just read and don't write
21:50] KK: :)
21:50] DS: shame, u would think ppl would love to write for the blog
21:50] KK: speak for yourself :)
21:51] CW: ok THIS poor non-writer
21:51] CW: lol
21:51] KK: :)
21:51] KK: Everyone is a writer.
21:52] CW: hmmm then that leaves no readers
21:52] DS: if it helps i don't mind looking at ppl's profiles and write down the names of the funny ones. that way he has one less blog to worry about
21:52] DS: ok, skip that idea lol
21:52] WE: hehe
Funny avatar names:
21:53] KK: I like my name, I think it's funny
21:53] CW: Well, at this moment I am buying trees and in a nother I'll be porting back to my land and doing some landscaping and then adjusting and texturing buildings
21:53] DS: it is, funny & way cute
21:53] CW: so it's kinda rough for me to help him out
21:54] KK: imagine a koala bear all snuggly and sleepy then you look at it again and it turns towards you with big red pucker lips *SWACK*
21:54] KK: haha
21:54] DS: lmao
21:55] CW: I like the "KK" haven't seen another av with it
21:55] KK: well someone once called me their little koala bear and since I was always writing *kisses* they said I was a KK
21:55] CW: Me, every name I tried to use was already taken so I happened to glance over at a roll of toilet tissue...thus my name lol
21:55] KK: then the last name was here when I joined so I got that name.
21:55] KK: lol
21:56] KK: it's CW to know someone so soft and squishy
21:56] Roberto: Ohh that's nice CW....to associate your name with ...uhhhhh. welll. errrrr
21:56] DS: lol
Another day, another dollar, and Mr Funny shows up this time.
18:13] Marco: Is this working today?
18:14] an: yes
18:14] Marco: woooHooo! It has been offline the last two days....I missed all my friends!
18:14] Marco: Hello NA :)
18:14] NA: hi
21:58] CW: how I got my name I mean lol
21:58] KK: lol
21:59] Marco: Hey...the chat is working again...gooood. It was offline for two days.
21:59] ZE: somehow it works. ;)
21:59] KK: hi Marcophoto
21:59] CW: well well, speak of the lil devil himself
21:59] CW: and he pops ion
21:59] KK: lol
22:00] Marco: KK? I don't believe we have met. Welcome to my Funny chat.
22:00] Marco: oh speaking of me again?
22:01] CW: yep...were your ears buring?
22:01] KK: lol
22:01] KK: CW you crack me up!
22:02] CW: need some tissue to help pack the crack??
22:02] CW: ;-)
22:02] DS: lol
22:02] KK: lol
22:02] Marco: KK, I like your first life quote! I will save it for my next Profiles Installment.
22:02] KK: OMG hahahahahahahaha
22:03] KK: oh Marco I love you but my anme is not Krissy. hehe
22:03] KK: it's KK :) *kisses kisses*
22:04] KK: and thank you :)
22:04] Marco: ooo soory. lol
22:06] Marco: ooo Kisses eh?
22:06] KK: if you need them?
22:06] CW: oh lordy! Thew dj in the crash helmet has a great sense of humor LOL
22:06] KK: :)~~~~
22:06] KK: it's ok
22:07] CW: awwwwww thank oyu for teh offer of freindship KK
22:07] KK: yw
22:07] Marco: hmmm KK,....I don't know...if word gets out that I am accepting *Kisses* from you, then my 8,987 gfs might get mad.
22:07] MK: that was funny Marco :)
22:08] Marco: Helllo MK!
22:08] KK: lol
22:08] KK: I'll kiss your 8,987 girlfriends too, then they wont be so jealous!
22:09] DS: guess i need more coffee to get awake then
22:09] CW: nope I ain't sure ...just testing Marcho to see if he knew
22:09] CW: :-)
22:09] DS: lmao
22:09] Marco: Marcho?
22:09] CW: oops
22:09] Marco: who dat?
22:09] CW: Marco
22:10] DS: yo frogiven
22:10] CW: so pardon my typos ojkwy dokey?
22:10] Marco: You will kiss them all KK? THAT will keep you busy...not even the great Marco could kiss them all tonight...it might take me a couple days.
22:11] CW: just skim and run Marco...get 'em all fast that way
22:11] Marco: Ok, TP...oops. I mean CW.
22:12] KK: well that's ok Marco we shall form two lines you can kiss the ones in your line and I shall kiss the ones in mine
22:12] KK: :)
22:12] CW: Hand waving in the air....
22:12] Marco: NO *stamps foot* They are MY gfs, and I want to kiss ALL of them.
22:12] CW: I wanan be in KK's line
22:13] Marco: CW! I did not know you "went that way"
22:13] KK: oh Marco you kiss them all
22:13] KK: and I watch O.O
22:13] KK: hehee
22:14] CW: heck...did you ask KK what gender he/she is?
22:14] KK: Ok, well maybe I will take pictures and sell them but ok whatever.
22:14] KK: LOL
22:14] KK: I'm 100% all sexy vixen .. female!
22:14] KK: :P
22:15] Marco: According to her profile whe looks verrrrrry feminine.
22:15] CW: well poot......drops waving arm and begs Marco's forgiveness for almost switching loyalties
22:15] Marco: lol
22:16] Marco: there there my child, all is forgiven
22:16] CW: Hey, I'm a female and thus able to multi=task...but I do have my limits
22:16] Marco: nice lips KK....they look very , ahh,...kissable.
22:16] KK: hehe
22:16] KK: I know I've been thinking about blowing kisses all night
22:16] KK: why did that sound so bad?
22:16] CW: van't red a blog, chat in hee, talk to my overseer, texture a fireplace..set out a treee anD read profiles too
22:17] Marco: nice groups KK, I picked up a couple for my next wacky groups blog
22:17] CW: I'm holding back a sob here Marco
22:18] CW: you didn't read mine or look at my pic.
22:18] KK: hehe Marco if you keep sneaking around all over my profile you're gonan be sneaking up on my avatar and then what will I have to hide from you?
22:18] Marco: mmhmmm
22:18] KK: lol
22:18] Marco: I used to be a Private Investigator...I know the techniques too.
22:19] KK: oh did ya ?
22:20] Marco: yeah, but I did not like the work...
22:20] Marco: They do good things,...but it was not for me.....
22:20] KK: ok this guy was totally coming on to me and he barely spoke english, asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said no and he said ok so me your bf now ok? I said to him, I like girls and he fianlly shut up
22:20] Marco: I like girls too.
22:20] KK: lol
22:21] KK: yah, but you don't shut up..
22:21] KK: I like that about you!
22:21] Marco: HAHAHAHAHAHA
22:21] KK: <- I know I'm funny. 22:21] Marco: VERY GOOD 22:21] KK: ~.~ 22:21] CW: ok, since Marco is totally ignoring me...I'm gonna swith genders 22:21] Marco: Maybe you can write some material for me....or at least suggest some ideas for me... 22:21] KK: I'll just sit here pretty and smile and in honesty I love men, not girls. 22:22] CW: Putting in an application for KK's gf 22:22] KK: if you want ideas from me you just have to chat to me, I am quick and come back with some funny things.. then you can use them I don't mind. 22:22] CW: ;-) 22:22] Marco: Ok CW....you gonan be a man now? 22:22] KK: lol CW! 22:22] CW: nope, I'm just being silly 22:22] KK: I love silly people they're so cute! 22:22] Marco: Well KK, anyone who chats with me here knows that is what will happpen...I save all convos, change the names, and use them in my blogs. 22:22] CW: gota stop though. 22:23] CW: really do have work to do 22:23] CW: nice chatting with all of oyu 22:23] CW: bye 22:23] Marco: Maybe I should get a female ave and go see KK. 22:23] KK: awww 22:23] KK: haha Marco 22:23] Marco: bye CW. 22:23] KK: just put on a dress and heels and be a man and I will like ya just fine! 22:23] Marco: so KK, if Marcessa comes calling.... 22:24] Marco: lol 22:24] KK: lol 22:26] KK: *sings* 22:29] KK: so, Marco.. I was curious, I was told you keep a blog? Is that like an online joke blog thing? 22:29] DS: what song u singing KK ? maybe we can start a duet ? 22:29] KK: hmm.. what was I singing.. 22:29] KK: singing in the rain I was singing in the rain 22:29] DS: lolz 22:30] Marco: KK, are you serious? 22:30] KK: I wish they hard rain in SL 22:30] KK: ok :) I'll hold the umbrella over you and we will try not to fall down 22:30] DS: sounds like a plan, lol 22:30] Marco: Yeah, I put out....stop....I publish a daily humor blog. 22:31] DS: u do the singing, i'll do the tapdancing 22:31] Marco: you can get rain in sl...I have seen it. 22:31] Marco: it is a particle script. 22:31] Marco: and lightening and snow too 22:31] KK: lol 22:31] KK: do you mind if I have the url to go bookmark it? 22:31] Marco: you could probably get frogs and stones raining down too 22:32] KK: lol 22:32] KK: I've seen hail the size of golf balls that was bad enough 22:32] Marco: KK it is not on the web....you join my group, and I will send it to you every morning....but I send it to members of this chat group too. so you should already have it. 22:33] Marco: I am planning to have a website too, after I do some research to find a site that will go along with my goals. 22:33] KK: kk :) 22:33] KK: I love comedians. 22:33] KK: and writers. 22:33] KK: I feel so comfortable with them. 22:33] Marco: do a Search in Groups for Friends of Marco. Meanwhile, I will send you some back issues. 22:34] KK: one of my dearest friends in real life is a stand up comedian and writer and one of my favorite people. 22:35] KK: thank you 22:35] KK: I joined. 22:36] DS: welcome to the family KK 22:38] KK: reading now thanks 22:41] Marco: Thank you KK! 22:42] KK: you're welcome Marco 22:46] Marco: so KK, how did you hear about this chat group? 22:47] KK: someone had it on their profile in groups and I thought OOoh I want to join a funny chat group 22:47] KK: so I joined. 22:48] Marco: coool! 22:48] KK: well Marco I need to go to bed.. because I have to wake up early 22:48] KK: but nice to chat and I love to laugh so I hope to chat again 22:49] Marco: Friends of Marco started as a small group of 50...then it grew and grew and grew, now it is over 1000 and a little late to change the name. 22:49] KK: yah, it's a nice group 22:49] KK: so far everyone I Have chatted to here tonight has been super nice... and funny. 22:50] KK: kisses~ n, Goodnight 22:51] Marco: it gets pretty damn crazy in here sometimes...read the blog, called Today in Marco's Funny Chat 3/25/08 13:34] Marco: Hello my friends...is anyone up for some crazy chat? 13:35] ZA: who you callin crazy? 13:35] WJ hugs marco 13:35] AB: I need something to take my mind off having to leave SL tomorrow 13:35] ZA: no AB, dont leave 13:35] MW: *hugs* 13:36] AB: I don't wanna! 13:36] HE: hugs marco 13:36] Marco: noooooooooooooo AB...do not leave.....we all feel like that from time to time....there are better ways to deal with the pain 13:36] ZA: why must you then? 13:36] AB: well 13:36] ZA: keep your avie and take time off 13:37] AB: flunking out of college really opens a girls eyes and makes her reassess her priorities 13:37] EL: real life is a horrid place lots of old people who smell like lavender 13:37] CT: trust me AB im going with ya 13:37] HE: Hi babe 13:37] MW: lol 13:37] Marco: I agree with ZA...the sanke girl 13:37] ZA: sssssssssssssss 13:37] AB: lmao 13:37] ZA: sssssssssstay 13:37] Marco: my personal strategy for dealing with sl pain, is to stand at the bottom of the ocean....ask my friends 13:38] AB: haha, I will keep my account, just have to leave for like a month or so 13:38] Marco: nooooo... leave for a week maybe...then come back and read all my funny blogs. 13:38] ZA: lol Marco 13:38] ZA: take care AB 13:39] AB: aww, ty ana 13:39] AB: I wanna, but it will be longer than that 13:39] AB: lol 13:39] Marco: no no no AB, I forbid you! 13:40] TM: forbid.....hmmmm there's a word 13:40] Marco: I NEED your laughter at my blogs. 13:41] AB: lmao, tell that to my dad. I still live under his roof, he's confiscating my comp 13:41] CT: someone that out stands what marco says!! Imagine that. DAd to the rescue!! 13:41] Marco: ok, ok, like I can forbid anyone, lol, but really, AB, please check in. 13:41] AB: lmao. I will, trust me 13:41] Marco: good 13:41] AB: in a month, when i get my comp back 13:41] AB: lol 13:42] Marco: KISSES TO AB (SHHHHHH don't tell my 8,987 gfs that I selected you for kisses, they might get mad. 13:42] AB: lol. I won't. and kisses back....shhhh don't tell my bf 13:42] Marco: AB, go to the public library and check in. 13:43] CT: NOT me I dont like sloppy seconds anyway!! LOLOL 13:43] AB: lol 13:43] Marco: (ok AB, can your bf see us under this blanket? KISSES, might as well take advantage of this blanket covering us up.) 13:44] AB: lmao 13:44] Marco: lol 13:44] Marco: CT BAYAYBY! Who said anything about sloppy seconds? Marco always washes between gfs. 13:45] AB: lmao 13:45] Marco: Every gf gets FIRST CRACK at me. 13:46] Marco: what a load of HS, eh? 13:46] AB: lmao 13:46] Marco: H=horse, S=? 13:47] AB: horsie poo! 13:47] AB: lmao 13:48] Marco: VERY GOOD AB! You win first prize! 13:49] AB: WOOO what do I win? 13:49] Marco: Truth be known, I work so many hours getting my blog out, that I have forgotten what sex IS. Can someone remind me? what is sex? 13:49] MW: awwwww Marco you are gettin so good with that and just think it all started with a *skoyc* LOL 13:49] Marco: MMMM AB, come over to my home, and under my blanket, and I will SHOW you what you win. 13:49] AB: lol 13:49] AB: naughty naughty 13:50] Marco: ooo 13:50] AB wiggles her eyebrows 13:52] Marco: Hello Texas AB...did I tell you...I used to live near San anton? and...you have a soft shoulder and a warm heart? I should hope so...how can it pump if it is not warm? 13:52] AB: omg Marco...lol 13:53] AB: My g-mom lives near SA 13:53] Marco: Pretty eyes, AB. 13:53] AB: aww, ty 13:53] Marco: what is a g-mom? 13:53] AB: grandmother 13:56] Marco: .Texas women have the biggest hearts? What, are they enlarged? Is it something in the water? Better call the EPA. 13:57] AB: lmao 13:57] AB: yep 13:57] AB: zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz 13:58] Marco: when I was in Texas, I was impressed with texas women too...they had big.....ummmm...welll....ahhhh...they had big somethings....not sure about their hearts. 13:59] Marco: loool 13:59] AB: lmao, such a man 13:59] AS: Marco I happen to be from texas :) 13:59] AB: yay for Texans 13:59] Marco: SEE? 13:59] AS: lol but yes i do have big....somethings 13:59] AM: lol...what am i stumbling upon... 13:59] AS: :) 13:59] Marco: and AS has big ....uhmmmms too! 14:00] AB: haha 14:00] AS: yup was cursed with them :) 14:00] AM: true that lol 14:00] Marco: I HAVE SEEN THEM 14:00] AS: Yes he has :) 14:00] AB: lol 14:00] AS: his last time through texas lol 14:00] Marco: mmmm babyme...let me help support your curse.......I will just stand behind you and "support" em 14:01] AS: oooooh :) 14:01] Marco: mmmm like that babyabybe? 14:02] Marco: AM,...you NEVER know what you will stumble into here. 14:02] AB: haha 14:02] AB: lol, my random friends...I'm gonna miss this place...lol 14:02] AS: lol yes i been working for awhile but i had to butt in with the bigg ummmms and texas and wooo!!! 14:02] Marco: you guys crack me up...you always give me a pick-me-up 14:02] Marco: lol 14:02] AM: haha 14:03] AB: lol 14:04] Marco: See AB? you can't leave...tell your dad that if he takes your computer, that Marco will come over at 2 am and pick you up in his hot-rod for a night of cruising. 14:04] AB: lmao. 14:04] AB: he will LOVE that 14:04] Marco: yes, I thought so. 14:05] Marco: "Cherry bayayby, can you come out tonight,...." 14:05] AB: haha, he will hunt you down, grab his shot gun, and give you another hole in the head 14:05] AB: lmao 14:05] AS: ooh and he sings too :) 14:06] AB: lol, so I see 14:07] Marco: awww, AB, just tell him I am giving you some "personal discipline." *right there baby....ahhhhhhhh* 14:08] AB: geez 14:08] AB: incest much? 14:08] AM: so when do i get to meet this ever so famous marco? lol 14:08] Marco: incest? Are we related? 14:08] AB: lmao 14:09] AS: see him when hes dancing! 14:09] AB: I thought you meant my dad.....hahahahahahaha 14:09] Marco: AM, I will be sexi-dancing at Quarters tonight from 4 till 8 pm tonight.... 14:09] ZA: and it is SEXY DanCIN 14:11] Marco: soft stripping....down to my thong....if you re lucky, loool 14:11] AB: ok lovies. I'm off to Teasers, I'll see you cool kids......in a month 14:11] Marco: It is how I raise money to pay for my blog.... 14:11] ZA: do and bring lots of Ls 14:11] Marco: speakng, of, I am thinking of changing the name of my blog, from..."Friends of Marco" to "MarcoPhoto's Funny Page" or something like it....anybody want to suggest a good name? 14:11] AM: haha...ill make sure and check it out 14:11] ZA: it wasnt Soft the last time i was there, Marco 14:14] Marco: HAHAHAHA anA....WOOOOHOOOOO>...YOU JUST BRING OUT THE EBST IN ME!!!
14:15] ZA: just tryin to keep it UP
16:06] Marco: Ahhhh I lovelies...I am at Quarters, starting an evening of sexi-dancing, waiting for all you sexi-girls to join me!
16:07] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/224/126/301
16:07] CB: hi marco
16:07] Marco: Double click that slurl to join. me.
16:07] Marco: hey theyre CG!
17:27] KK: *Knock Knock*
17:27] AM: whos there?
17:27] DS: who's there ?
17:28] DS: lol
17:28] KK: KK!
17:28] KK: whoe there
17:28] CW: Who's there?
17:28] Marco: Hi KK!
17:28] AM: KK who?
17:28] KK: KK will Kiss Everyone!
17:28] KK: *uah*
17:28] KK: lol
17:28] KK: *Muah* :) Rather..
17:28] CW: I'm first in line!
17:28] Marco: Sayyyyy Marco has room on the dance floor for a couple, maybe three or four more sexy gals.
17:28] KK: hi Marco, Hi CW and big hugs to you and to DS a big hug too!
17:28] NM: *runs away from marco*
17:29] CW: hi y'all
17:29] NM: GAH!
17:29] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/226/125/301
17:29] KK: I wanan come, TP me!
17:29] DS: hugz back KK
17:29] Marco: NMS I FOUND THE PERFECT GROUP FOR YOU
17:29] NM: OH NO
17:29] Marco: It is called
17:29] KK: I just wanted to say hi and huggies to everyone
17:29] Marco: Guillotine Girls
17:29] KK: ty ty
17:30] NM: lol SHUP
17:30] Marco: yep!
17:30] KK: hahaha I was like is that shut up or hey whatshhh upppp
17:30] Marco: KK...you just have to get used to NMs..
17:31] Marco: she has been featured in TWO of my blogs.
17:31] KK: I knows it.
17:31] KK: she's cute already I can tell!
17:31] Marco: she was the star of "Chopping your Stress Away in One Fell Swoop"
17:31] KK: lol
17:32] KK: graphic and cute :)
17:32] NM: lol
17:32] NM: *curtsies*
17:32] KK: *smiles*
17:32] NM: crap i'm lost underwater scuba diving
17:33] KK: aww
17:39] NM: i am always lost
17:39] NM: lol even with a couples animator i get lost
17:44] Marco: sounds like the NMs I know.
17:44] NM: yeppers
17:45] NM: are you dancing you naughty boy?
17:45] Marco: naughty dancing. yes.
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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