Friday, March 7, 2008

Wacky Groups of Second Life #1

by Marcophoto Upshaw
(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)

Hello Friend! Today for your reading pleasure, I bring you several weird and wacky groups from Second Life ®. These groups actually exist; I found them today, 3-8-08. Some are merely strange, but others made me laugh out loud. The spellings are reproduced exactly as I found them, i.e. any bad spelling or bad grammar is faithfully reproduced. Enjoy! P.S. If you know of a funny group, or a funny profile, please let me know right away, because I am looking for more of these. Thank you, my friend; I appreciate all my friends. :) --Marco

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Friends of Kinky Boy
Founded by /Sigfred Rodenberger

A group for people who wants to follow the adventures of Kinky Boy.
Kinky Boy is an international superhero fighting against humanism, selfrighteousness and the european way of life in limegreen spandex.
Kinky Boy is also a resident in SL.

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Boy
founded by Dayvid Orman

For those who want their name to be preceded by the title "Boy." ^_^

(And trust me, with some of the avatars I've seen, a label would be helpful!)

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Has a Cheating Boy Friend
Founded by kissangel Fall

(no description)

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Pretentious Wine Snobs of SL
by Jameson Newchurch

All wine, all day makes Jack a great boy.

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Orgasm Denial
by Rod Deledda

Femdom group

For women who like to take a boy right to the very edge and leave him dangling.

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Ass Smackin' Society
by Ivana Sin

At the ASS, we believe that every naughty boy and girl deserves a good spankin'... but due to recent discrimination lawsuits, we now dole them out to the good boys and girls too. If you need to be slapped on the ass with a resounding *thwack!* please let us know!

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The Devil's Rejects
by Dragula Vanvleck

Oh I remember now, Docter Satan!
God damnit why does everyone wanna see docter Satan.
boy you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna let ya meet the old bastard.
It's all true the boogieman is real, and you found him.

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Furry's Agains Voice Chat!
by Zero Riel

Ugh. This is all we need now; SL is buggy and unstable as it is. Crashes GALORE and what does LL do? Gives us the ability to hear your favorite friend turn out to be a 12 year old boy just hitting puberty. Yea sorry folks, That M Cup'd fox you yiffed last night turned out to be a 40something construction worker.

Next those retards will be scritching and yiff on voice chat making obscene MEOWWLLLING AND PURRPURR NOIZES

STOP THE SHIT. GET RID OF VOICE.
FIX SL OR GTFO.

Anti Anti-Voice Furry Talk Chat

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Crazy Cat Ladies
by DesuDesu Donburi

To grow old alone, bitter, and with 81 cats.

We are the crazy cat ladies, and we've probably beaten you senseless with a cane for treading on our lawn at one point in your childhood.

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Cat Punters of SL
by Floog Stuart

This is the rival group to Cat Lovers of SL.

We are dedicated kickers of all things kitty-like. Nekos, Furs, Small-furry creatures, we kick them all.

We are not liable for any damages to property or cats while punting them.

DONT ACTUALLY PUNT YOUR CAT, ITS BAD. THIS GROUP IS JUST A JOKE.

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Little Cat House on the Prairy
by Randi Grigorovich

Group CharterTO PROMOTE THE JOYS OF THE BEST LITTLE CAT HOUSE IN SL:)

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Fine Actors Roleplay Theatre (FART)
by Aislin Fitzgerald

Fine Actors Roleplay Theatre (FART) is a group of roleplayers that gathers to explore their expression of creativity through guided improvisational roleplay. If you've ever wanted to push the boundaries of decorum with silent but deadly accuracy, then come and FART with us. IM Aislin Fitzgerald or Ronan Thunders to join in at the old Dutch Oven Theatre.

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*No I Wont F*ck A Noob*
by Lisette Aquacade

No we wont fuck those ugly azz noobs!
No we dont want your two tone cockz!
Ya dig ma nizzle?

N for all u noob bitchez
We dont want ur lil freebie lookin asses
ya dig u bezzie?

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I wanna fuck a Noob!
by Chanel Uriza

We are a group of residents, committed to keeping the noob dream alive. Therefore, we generously offer our body and soul to any noob in dire need of a good fucking.
We worship the noob in his/her most primitive form and strongly encourage the noob to remain dickless and maintain his/her clay-like, shit-caked complexion and saggy arse.

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Freddy's Fuck Friends
by Frederick Ferlinghetti

Group Charter

You love it, I love it. Let's face it, we all love it.

If you can't fuck with your friends, who can you fuck with?

Let's all do it together.

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Aardvark Erections
by Kevin Amat

To become a major builder and supplier of quality homes for consumers.We want to provide well built designed and constructed houses across a wide range of prices.Houses we build are also available to rent in our own well established Aardvark One,Two & Three Villages. Search for 'Aardvark' using the old search facility.
Aardvark Construction - for all your erections'

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Nude Builders
by Sgadowqyube Maltz

A group for builders, but not just any builder. No shirt, no shoes.. heck off with the pants! Let's build something!

That's right, this group is for those who like showing off their building talent while showing off everything else! So join up and start building... nude!

Doesn't hurt to kick up your feet and do a little dancing either!

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Milking Cow
by Alyce Beaumont

For all thoes who love big breast and milking!
we love it all!! Big boobs, milking, cow-girls, plumpers, bbw, pregnant, furry, titty fucking, getting used, getting milked, and so much more.
Join the group if you are a cow-girl or just love big breasts and milking! ^^
(o)(o)

only the kinky belong here! :P

If you're looking for a place to meet fellow Milking Cows, Check out The Milking Cow Club, located in Meerkat Sea.

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Six Feet Under
by Zen Ramona

Too many tall people in SL!

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Wal-Mart Shoes
by Tripp Plunkett

People who could give a shit less about their shoes. If it covers the feet, then shit, it's good enough. :P

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SL Homeless AV Assitance and Advice (sic)
by Bade Lane

If Your Homless, And Penniless In Second Life ® We Are Here To Help And Advise You.To All Who Join We Give A Free Homless Box And Your Own Barrel Fire. Hot Drink And Food.And All The Advice On How To Get Back On Your Feet In SL . For Help Or Just A Friendly Chat IM Me. Anytime.

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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®?  If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below?  Your kind words keep me inspired!  Thank you!  --Marco

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