(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
I like to flirt in Second Life ®. I am sure this is a big surprise to those of you who know me....all 8,343 of my gal pals on Second Life ®. (Did you win the betting pool Belle?). What you may not know is that I am a proud union member, of Flirter's Local #59876. We are a branch of the International Brotherhood of Wood Workers. I myself am a Master Flirter, having served my 5 year apprenticeship. I now teach Journeyman level flirters down at the union hall.
You should be aware of the great contributions that Master Flirters like myself have made to the art of flirting. And if we should ever go on strike, OMG, watch out! Because then we men will have to revert to some of the old cheesy lines for meeting gals. Lines like, "If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" or, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name George?"
There are all kinds of flirting, and I will try to help you learn, "grasshopper." Why flirt? Well, why not? For one thing, it is good for the soul. It is a way of saying, "I like you" but in a lighthearted, funny, socially-acceptable manner. GUYS, TAKE NOTE: Girls LIKE IT when you flirt. But they HATE IT when your opening lines are something like, "Hey, wanna fuck?" I've already written some blogs about this topic and suggest you lame-brained men read them. Let me give you a hint...if you want to get a girl, do NOT walk up to her, pull out your pecker and say, "Hey baby, you are so beautiful that I want to take you into the bathroom and spank you with this."
I could go on and on, and I will, over time. But this is just an introductory blog on the Art of Flirting. In coming blogs, I will address such heady topics like the different types of flirting, such as:
Breaking-the-Ice Flirting
"Innocent" or "ingenue" Flirting
Outrageous BS Flirting *wink
Friendly Banter Flirting
Funny-Pun Flirting
Purty Flirting
Sexy Flirting
Chatty Flirting
Funny Flirting
Get-to-know-you flirting
Get-to-bed-you flirting
Vampire Flirting
Dirty Flirting
The-Whole-Room Flirting
Virgin Flirting
Profile/Tag Flirting
And many more. And now for your reading pleasure, I am including some actual conversations of "moi" in action. While you read them, try to pick out which of the above types of flirting are being employed. As usual, all names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Flirting with MS:
13:15] MS: did u get ure eggs yet lol
13:15] Marco: no, I went to bed...had been up all night. Still tired.
13:15] MS: awww poor baby
13:15] Marco: its ok, lol
13:16] MS: feeling any better?
13:17] Marco: Maybe if I slept next to you I would feel better *Marco looks at her slyly to see if this outrageous line will work*
13:18] MS: lol then u would get no sleep at all
13:19] Marco: Oh? Do you eat crackers in bed or something?
13:24] MS: lol crackers!
13:24] MS: yeah sometimes if i get hungry
13:26] Marco: lol
13:27] Marco: see? is that why I won't get any rest if I sleep next to you?
13:28] MS: u might be too busy to worry about the crumbs in the bed
13:28] MS: *winks
13:28] Marco: hmmm. now THAT sounds tantalizing.
13:29] Marco: maybe I should do research on this topic, take pictures, save the convo, write a blog.
13:29] MS: lol why not
13:29] Marco: change the names to protect the guilty
13:30] Marco: lol....good idea....come on over, lets make love, and I'll set up the camera!
13:30] MS: lol ha ha that sounds like fun!
13:30] Marco: hahaha
13:30] Marco: you naughty girl!
13:31] Marco: I KNEW there was something about you I liked!
13:32] Marco: ttyl...I have a sexy blog to write. ;)
13:33] MS: u write the blog and i'll get the crackers ready lol
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Flirting with VV:
15:46] VV: I just saw my ex...he told me I look like a noobie...LOL
15:47] Marco: forget him. you look beautiful.
15:47] Marco: my beautiful VV.
15:47] VV: lol...he's just trying to push my buttons
15:48] Marco: mmmm now there's a thought ;)
15:48] VV: brat
15:48] Marco: ooo
15:48] Marco: you are making me hot again.
15:48] VV: air does that too u
15:48] VV: lol
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Secret Agents
22:28] Marco: AF!
22:29] AF: hi
22:29] Marco: wow.....!!!!!
22:30] AF: wow what
22:30] Marco: wow my secret agents were right, you ARE hot.
22:30] AF: lol and whos that
22:33] Marco: it is a secret.
22:34] AF: frowns your not gonna tell me? One day i just got an invite from your group so i accepted not knowing who you were
22:35] AF: Though, I'm not disappointed at all
22:36] Marco: well I will tell you. AF.
22:36] Marco: I have secret agents whom I have hired, to fan out all over SL, and their job is to report back to me with the names of the Hottest Girls in SL. Then I send out group invitations to them. I ONLY let girls into my group if they are REALLY HOT.
22:36] Marco: and I am SO glad, that you were one of those who accepted.
22:37] AF: so i was just random
22:38] Marco: initially, yes. But now that you are part of the group, I am delighted.
22:39] Marco: Please don't be offended. :(
22:39] AF: are you really so does that mean i will get to know you a little better now
22:40] Marco: Could be :)
22:41] AF: hmm dont like the answer could be
22:41] Marco: AF...I talk with everyone that talks with me....I love flirting and talking. So lets talk :) I would love to talk with you. where do you live?
22:42] AF: lol
22:42] AF: im kinda pushy but thats just me
22:43] AF: im from the states
22:43] Marco: me too.
22:43] Marco: what part?
22:44] AF: texas
22:45] Marco: I used to live near San Antonio...now I am in chicago.
22:46] AF: the windy city
22:46] Marco: yep...where do you think I get all this Hot Air?
22:47] AF: from me since i showed up lol
22:48] Marco: naaah.
22:48] Marco: you have a sexy avie.
22:49] AF: well ty
22:50] AF: so do you
22:50] Marco: really nice hair.
22:51] AF: ty i just got
22:51] AF: i see you moved closer
22:51] AF: smiles
22:52] AF: omg we are alone
22:53] AF: nm lol
22:56] AF: this your club? Oh someone else now.:(
22:56] AF: should i leave you two alone?
22:57] Marco: maybe she is thinking the same thing.
22:57] AF: lol
23:00] Marco: :)
23:03] Marco: I see some nice tatts sticking out.
23:03] Marco: tantalizing.
23:06] AF: do you really...you like so far of what you see
23:06] Marco: you are very sexy....erotic.
23:07] AF: all of the above well i try to be but im sweet too
23:11] Marco: have you dated much in sl?
23:11] AF: no
23:11] Marco: ahhh.
23:12] Marco: I am surprised.
23:12] AF: why is that
23:12] Marco: you are very pretty, sexy,...nice avie.
23:13] AF: blushes ty
23:13] Marco: you should find tons of guys to date.
23:14] AF: wanna be one of them?
23:14] AF: smiles and winks
23:14] Marco: one of? hmmm lol
23:14] Marco: maybe
23:14] AF: well
23:15] Marco: but I do not make for a good bf.
23:16] Marco: I am so busy working on my blog, that I do not date.
23:16] AF: who said you gotta be my bf you can be one of the guys i flirt with and let you bite at times
23:16] Marco: ooooooo
23:17] Marco: deal
23:17] AF: well i gotta go for a bit blows you a kiss
23:18] Marco: noooo
23:18] Marco: stay for a bite.
23:18] Marco: only take a minute.
23:18] AF: ok
23:20] AF: well hope to see you again soon
23:20] AF: have fun with your friend lol
23:22] Marco: she's not a date.
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Sexy Legs
16:47] Marco: DO ANY OF MY FRIENDS HAVE SEXY LEGS? We have a contest going on right now for $500 for Sexie Legs
16:47] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/238/120/301
16:48] AD: I think Sexie might wanna keep her legs...unless you ment sexiest... and then most people in SL have sexy legs
16:49] Marco: The contest is $250 for sexiest male legs and $250 for sexiest female legs
16:50] AD: Can I just send my legs or do they have to be attached?
16:51] Marco: sure, just send your legs...I'll write a blog about them and take pictures.
16:51] AA: you guys
16:52] AD: Hmmm... my arms might get a little jealous of the legs getting so much exposure.
16:53] Marco: AD...you are like a twisted Mary Poppins? (Her profile statement). You might be my kinda gal.
16:56] AD: You fondled my profile and didn't even offer me dinner. *sigh*
16:57] CB offers you dinner
16:57] Marco: HAHA
16:57] AD: I might be your kinda gal in theory... but once the umbrella comes out the reality is sooooo different.
16:57] CB: there
16:57] BN: hello
16:57] CB: it's still frozen though
16:57] Marco: Marco offers to fondle you.
16:57] AD: Hahaha... That's alright... I think I can find a way to warm it up
16:58] CB sits on it "maybe my huge ass will help?"
16:58] Marco: oooo Marco sits down and waits for your sexy ass to land.
16:58] AD: Ummmm.... i hope it's still wrapped.
16:59] CB fell backwords "hiii"
16:59] CB: and yes
16:59] Marco: CB!
16:59] CB: the only part
16:59] CB: that isnt wrapped is the brownie
17:00] AD: yeah.. I'll just go to another sim and give that away.
17:01] Marco: CB...I am so honored ....you are speaking to me...I guess that means I am not a "Random People" (CB's Profile states she does not talk to random people)
17:01] CB: i talk to everyone
17:01] CB: so no one is random too me
17:01] CB: dude just run into the sim and like
17:01] CB: throw the brownie at some noob
17:02] CB: then run and shout "you've been brownied"?
17:02] AD: In the right sim... that can cause a riot.. which is ever so much fun.
17:09] Marco: HEY HEY...AD and LM just showed up at Quarters, welcome Sexi gals!
17:09] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/237/121/301
18:58] Marco: Are you on the board? I want to vote for ya
18:59] AD: No... not on the board
18:59] AD: So you like my legs huh? even tho they are sadly attached?
18:59] Marco: quick get up there
18:59] Marco: I will kiss my way up them...see where they lead/
19:00] AD: there.. ya happy now?
19:00] AD: LOL... they go up until they stop... then you have to deal with the rest of me
19:00] Marco: mmmm I like where they lead.
19:01] Marco: you have my vote.
19:01] AD: aww... thank ya..... good to get a least one.. makes me feel like I don't need to throw myself down the stairs tonight.
19:02] AD: so what if the legs lead to your demise? still be good then?
19:06] AD: hmmm.... guess that's a no.
19:07] Marco: sorry, did not see your tab.
19:12] AD: that's what they all say as they run away in terror
19:12] Marco: haha
19:13] AD: It's all good.. I like the view from the back to.. just disappears too quickly around the corners
19:14] Marco: lool
19:15] AD: lool? laughs outrageously loud?
19:15] AD: I know I'm funny lookin but i have feelings too. *sniffles*
19:15] Marco: know...that is a Dutch laugh.
19:16] Marco: I work at Dance Island which is a dutch sim....they all say Loooooooo! and Wooooot! Wooooot!
19:16] AD: oh... and stick their fingers in dykes?
19:17] Marco: that sounds like something I would enjoy doing.
19:17] Marco: ;)
19:23] AD: hmmmm... Unfortunately dykes tend to be particular about wood infringing on their territory
19:26] Marco: but they don't like strap-ons...maybe they could strap me on?
19:27] AD: yes strap-ons are popular, you'd have to be able to change sizes... and not speak.... and no touching.... and cum on demand
19:27] Marco: can do.
19:28] AD: very accomidating, aren't you? Anything to help a girl out huh?
19:28] Marco: I try to "rise to the occasion."
19:29] AD: Give it the ol' college try and take one for the team?
19:30] Marco: I only "take it for the team" if the giver is female.
19:32] AD: yes... but to get a dyke in the pocket is quite an accomplishment. Would be impressive on a resume
19:32] Marco: welll. to be honest...I am not attracted to manly women...and I am not into the "divide and conquer" game.
19:33] AD: not all dykes are manly
19:33] AD: i've known many that preferred dyke and were lipstick lesbians
19:34] Marco: oh sure. I can understand that.
19:34] AD: and some are dykes only because men generally suck... in a bad way
19:36] AD: and girls are better with peaches-n-cream
19:40] AD: i hope this conversation isn't going to end up on a blob someday because it is not one of my wittier ones. LOL
19:43] Marco: it is very good though...how do I spell your name?
19:44] AD points to her name that prints with every posting marking her shame with her lackluster wit
19:45] AD: now you just gotta press the corresponding keys in the right order.. .i know it can be difficult, but I have faith
19:45] Marco: loooooool, woooot! woooot!
19:46] AD: thank you for the pity laugh... please don't choke on it...unless you take pictures and send them to me. Then it's ok
19:47] Marco: taking pictures...there is a thougtt...but it is too soon for tht. ;)
19:48] AD: I prefer video, but pictures are good in a pinch. *Grins*
19:59] AD: g'night..... was good to talk and stuff to ya
20:01] Marco: yeah!
20:01] AD: it's alright.. i know it was painful for you
20:01] Marco: lol
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Playing With Fire
14:46] AB: Hey sexy...how you doing today?
14:47] MU: hey heyyyy good...I'll be dancing at Quarters, 3-6
14:48] AB: Lol....stripping again?
14:48] MU: lol...I prefer to call it "Sexy Dancing."
14:48] MU: ye
14:48] AB: Lol, sexy dancing.
14:48] AB: I bet you drive the women wild.
14:48] AB: ;)
14:49] MU: cum and find out.
14:49] MU: lol
14:49] AB: Lol...I don't know if I should play with fire.
14:49] MU: you NEED some fire, to get cookin'
14:49] AB: And btw...you owe me a dance...and not a naked dance.
14:50] AB: Lol...I can make my own fire.
14:51] MU: Com join me, and we can rub together to start some burning
14:52] AB: Lol....does sound enticing.
14:52] MU: mmhmmm
14:52] AB: You are a flirt.
14:52] MU: Yes I am .
14:52] AB: I bet you say that to all the women. ;)
14:53] MU: I am proud member of The flirter's Local #59876
14:53] AB: Nice, haha.
14:53] AB: There is a club?
14:53] MU: I have served my apprenticement, and now am a Master Flirter.
14:53] AB: Lol.
14:54] AB: Where can I get one of those apprecticeships?
14:54] AB: Oh wait...can you teach me master?
14:54] MU: lol,
14:57] AB: Let me know when lessons start. Lol.
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Sexi Gurrrl
16:42] Marco: thanks for the add!
16:42] JW: thanks for accepting hon
16:42] Marco: purrrrrr
16:42] JW giggles ... you brat lol
16:43] Marco: yep
16:43] Marco: that's me.
16:43] JW: tis ok i enjoy brats lol
16:43] Marco: mmmhmmm
16:45] Marco: mmm nice view.
16:45] JW: lol looking up my skirt are you?
16:46] Marco: no
16:46] Marco: looking down
16:46] JW: lmao
16:46] Marco: since you are upside down
16:46] JW: there got you a better view
16:47] Marco: My "Sexi-girl-radar" keeps pulling me your way.
16:47] JW blushes and giggles
16:48] Marco: blushes? lol
16:49] JW: lol
16:49] JW: had to make it look good lmao
19:03] Marco: Thanks again, and I will see you tomorrow I hope? Laters!
19:03] JW: mhm you will hugs honey
19:04] Marco: I'll send you an invitation to join my group...I write a humor blog on sl.
19:04] JW: kz
19:06] JW: sweet dreams hon
19:06] Marco: mmm dreaming of sexi JW...yesssss
19:06] JW giggles
19:06] JW: you say that to all the girls you dayum flirt lmao
19:08] Marco: hahaha...how did you know?
19:08] Marco: caught!
19:08] JW: lmao
19:08] JW: you're a guy lmao
19:08] Marco: but ONLY girlzz with hot asses.
19:09] JW: mhmz lmao
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Compliments
16:28] Marcophoto Upshaw: thank you hun for the great tip!
16:29] NB: you are welkom;-)
16:29] Marcophoto Upshaw: :)
16:29] Marcophoto Upshaw: sexy lady mmmm
16:29] NB: you are not so bad either
16:30] NB: ;-)
16:30] Marcophoto Upshaw: mmmmm
16:40] Marcophoto Upshaw: that is a really cute profile pic, lol
16:41] NB: you like the world?
16:41] NB: ;-)
16:41] Marcophoto Upshaw: yes!
16:41] Marcophoto Upshaw: great idea.
16:42] NB: i wish i could find that place again....
16:42] Marcophoto Upshaw: aww
16:42] NB: i could sit on all the planets
16:43] NB: what?;-)
16:44] Marcophoto Upshaw: I bet you would look great sitting on all of them , too.
16:44] NB: well..could be a nice picture too
16:44] NB: sitting on saturn
16:44] Marcophoto Upshaw: get your name up on the board NB..you have sexxxxy legs.
16:45] NB: ok...i will (nice ....i like all these compliments)
16:46] Marcophoto Upshaw: you do have sexy legs!
16:46] Marcophoto Upshaw: I'll vote for ya!
16:46] NB: hmmmmmm...i think i fall in love ;-)
16:48] Marcophoto Upshaw: hahaha...
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Innocent
15:20] Marco: where are you from?
15:20] NY: The Netherlands
15:20] Marco: aaah dutch?
15:20] NY: yep
15:30] Marco: blond now.
15:30] NY: haha
15:31] NY: have to triy everything at least once in a lifetime haha
15:31] Marco: Is that so? Then you will try me? *innocent look*
15:32] NY: had that coming didn't I
15:32] Marco: let's just say, it was an opening big enough to drive a truck through!
15:33] NY: lol
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Flirting Is Good for the Soul
19:34] Marco: Uh ohhh
19:43] SD: ???
19:45] Marco: ahhh your friend LM seems to think I am leading you on. She wants me to tell that you I am not SERIOUSLY interested in you....I am sorry, I just love to flirt and chat...but I am not planning to date anyone right now......*blush* I would not hurt you for the world. I am not a player. But I have a ton of gal-pals that I talk with.
19:45] SD: no idea where LM gets that idea lol, typical LM, :)
19:46] SD: don't worry, wasn't thinking that at all
19:46] Marco: She must care about you.
19:46] Marco: :)
19:46] SD: she's very protective
19:46] Marco: That is great! I respect that.
19:47] SD: but seriously, just told her i thought u were cool, i have no idea where she got that stuff. plus she knows i'm married so ...
19:49] Marco: ok, good! I hope I can continue to chat and flirt with you.
19:49] SD: dito :)
19:50] Marco: flirting is good for the soul :)
19:50] SD: lol
19:50] SD: i agree, as long as everyone knows it's innocent :)
19:51] Marco: yes, exactly.
19:53] Marco: I have to be careful sometimes, because some gals misunderstand and think I am declaring my true love....then I have to back off and let them down easy. I don't want to hurt anyone.
19:53] Marco: not talking about you...others
19:54] SD: believe me, i know what you're talking about. that's why I rarely flirt with anyone
19:54] SD: me flirting with u was actually pretty out of character, lol
19:54] Marco: aww, well then, I am honored! :)
19:54] SD: lol
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Sunshine
9:48] Marco: LOOK AT THAT HAIR! Astounding! Stunning! Beautiful!
9:48] SB: grazie :)
9:49] Marco: My day was dreary, then I came here, and the Sunlight of your hair gave me illumination.
9:49] SB: good :)) sunshine is good for the soul
9:50] Marco: IT IS, mmm very.
9:50] SB: :) you need a tag?
9:50] Marco: sure
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Vampire Bites
17:10] SC: sl is being a bugger to me again.
17:10] SC: ...and how'd u know i got a sexy ass it might be real big and lumpy lol
17:11] Marco: oooo baby, I know it is hot. I ONLY let Hot girls into my group.
17:11] SC: hehehe
17:12] SC: maybe i should stop eating so much chilli my ass might cool of a bit then
17:12] SC: find it hard to sit down as it keeps burning my sofa lol
17:12] Marco: no baby. lt me put out the fire, with my tongue.
17:13] SC: but then u see ur teeth might grow and b4 i know bang vamp city
17:14] Marco: yes...but baby you know you want it. ;)
17:14] SC: lmao
17:15] SC: maybe my ass is too hot for u to handle ;P
17:16] Marco: maybe..but we will never know until I get a chance to handle it.
17:16] SC: hehehe
17:17] SC: well ur the vampire and i've been reading the note cards u've been sending out so i guess u can find ur way to me huh ;)
17:18] Marco: leave your window open a crack
17:18] SC: my window is always open gets very hot at night
17:22] Marco: yes, that is why you need Marco to fan you with my wings.
17:24] SC: night night marco...been fun chatting with you :)
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Most Lickable
14:55] Marco: HIYA FRIENDS!
15:02] AaH: hey marco question ???
15:02] Marco: yes honeypie?
15:02] AaH: do u have any guys in your group
15:02] AaH: hehe
15:02] AaH: or its all women
15:03] Marco: I try not to have any competition.
15:03] MA: LOL
15:03] AaH: hahaha
15:08] Marco: AxH is here at Quarters with me! I guess she gets to hog all this sexiness to herself.
15:08] Marco: Wowy, she is sexy
15:11] AxH licks the floor a bit and beats her hands on the metal
15:11] MA: lol
15:11] Marco: Marco "beats" something too, but not the floor.
15:11] AaH: lol
15:12] Marco: Alyx is rolling around on the floor, proving that ONLY sexy azzes are allowed into Marco's group
15:14] AxH has a long pointed stick... dont ask
15:19] Marco: man this music here is so awsome...Quarters is divided up into 4 sections (quarters) and each one has a different stream of music.
15:20] Marco: So if you don't like one style, just walk to another part of the room.
15:20] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/221/125/301
15:20] Marco: Come join me...this is how I raise money to pay for my blog.
15:29] Marco: DT is here, as is CV! Welcome Sexi gals!
15:32] DT: :)
15:49] Marco: [15:47] CV: ha you just like to surround yourself with sexy babes! [15:47] Marco: that is true. [15:47] Marco: I belong to the Flirters Local [15:48] CV: ah so you like to flirt.... [15:48] Marco: I am a Master Flirter, and teach classes at the union hall, and train Journeymen Flirters.
15:51] MK: marco? what are you trying to say?
15:52] Marco: MK!
15:53] Marco: lol
15:53] MK: yep its me :)
15:53] MK: all me
15:55] Marco: my neko bayayby!
15:56] Marco: come dance with me and CV, sexy neko.
15:57] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/221/125/301
15:58] Marco: I'm at Quarters.
16:20] Marco: crashed hard
16:20] JD: lol always hard baby.......it's ok will catch u when u fall
16:22] Marco: Say does anyone here like FEMALE DANCERS? come over to Quarters and lick at....uhhhh I mean look at Sexy Jessi and Foxie,....and Pooh ...these three are the most lickable....aaaahhh there I go again...the most LOOKABLE dancers I've seen lately!
16:23] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/224/123/301
16:31] BL: Marco - do you have any male members in your group?
16:32] CC: yeah we want male dancers .....
16:32] Marco: As few as possible BL, less competition.
16:32] CC: you gonna dance for us then?
16:32] BL: He already is honey
16:32] BL: come see him
16:32] Marco: Well CC, you are in luck...I am a male dancer at Quarters ...come dance with me right now.
16:33] CC: hmm working at mo.. send me a lm
16:33] BL: but I dont knowa bout less competition.... I might give you a run for your money for Jessi.....
16:33] Marco: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Quartz%20Isle/222/125/301
16:33] BL: or Foxie..... or Pooh.. LOL
16:33] Marco: loool
16:33] Marco: yes, they are the most lickable... errr loockable gals around.
16:34] CC: come as u are or dress up?
16:34] BL: most of us wear as little as possible LOL
16:34] BL: but pants are required
16:42] Marco: Hey let me say something here to my group members...THANKS FOR JOINING MY GROUP ....I am so pleased to have all you sexy people in my group. I hope you are enjoying the blogs.
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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