One of the most confusing things about Second Life Romance are the mixed signals that gals often send out.
No... I am not being sexist here; in my experience men tend to be very straightforward... "Hi nice t***, wanna f***? Nope, it is the female side that "puts out" the confusion.
Here is a typical scenario with these types of gals....
She dresses in her sexiest "F*** Me NOW!" outfit. Then she goes to the dance floor and "turns on" every male in the room by turning on her sexiest, sluttiest, most graphic pelvic-thrust "Sex me NOW!" dance. She gyrates her hips so hard you would think they might break off and fly across the room any second. Then she drops to the floor to perform the ever popular "OMG! Dance," more popularly known in Second Life as the "Floor Hump Dance".
From her manner of dress and dancing you would think she was doing a fertility dance to the goddess Isis, hoping for a hunkalicious male to "do her" right then, right there. YET, If a man is so bold as to take her up on her offer, she will act totally offended, and shriek, "You vulgar moron! What kind of girl do you think I am? SLAP!"
From her manner of dress and dancing you would think she was doing a fertility dance to the goddess Isis, hoping for a hunkalicious male to "do her" right then, right there. YET, If a man is so bold as to take her up on her offer, she will act totally offended, and shriek, "You vulgar moron! What kind of girl do you think I am? SLAP!"
The picture below gives a very good example of this.
The lady in question states very forcefully in her profile what she does NOT want from a guy... But look at all the OTHER signals she is sending out!
This almost looks like a bad dream... You dress up for an evening of fine dancing at a luxurious ballroom. After hours and hours of grooming and dressing you are ready for your special night. You take a limo to the dance. Then stand around all night, feeling bewildered because everyone in the room is looking at you and snickering, yet none of the delicious hunks asks you to dance.
Finally, some tactful person says, "Uhm, honey, did you forget to put something on in your rush to leave the house?" You look down, and in utter horror realize that you forgot to put on your panties and skirt! Talk about a bad dream; shudder! But this was not a bad dream and not a case of "not rezzing." After 30 minutes she looked the same.
Why do gals act this way? It is one of life's little mysteries, be it Second Life Romance or real life romance.
What is YOUR opinion? Please leave a Comment after the Beep. "BEEEEEEEEEP!" No, seriously, scroll to the end of this article, then click on Comment. If you are shy, use the name Anonymous.
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2 comments:
Marco, it's simple ... if we gals told you what we REALLY had in mind ... you guys would run shrieking from the room in horror.
Let's face it, we can read guys' thoughts, and what we read SHOULD cause us to throw up our hands in despair, because it's the antithesis of what we want. So we have had to carefully craft our plans to get our way with you.
One of the things we DO want is to be noticed, and dressing and acting provocatively is the classic way to grab your attention. Then, whilst your minds are occupied with lustful thoughts, we can subtly begin unconsciously programming you.
But first thing first. Our slutty display is first to capture guys' attention, so that we may have a large selection from which to choose our victim.
So, if we reject your idiotic advances, it's nothing personal, you just haven't made the cut.
So, after having made our selection, we distract you by provoking lustful thoughts in guys, so that we may secretly and unconsciously convince you that you DO want a long term, exclusive relationship with us, and no one else. That other women are not nearly as appealing as we are, etc, etc. And that you want to spend the rest of your sl life with us selecting china patterns for our luxurious beach house/castle/mountain cabin or whereever we live, and keep us entertained by buying us virtual jewelry and lingerie and taking us dancing, and having eyes only for us.
Knowing that revealing our true intentions to you guys in a straightforwad manner would have the effect of clearing out a sim of guys instantly, we have to resort to such subterfuge .....
Sorry Marco, but that's just the way it is ... and always has been.
It's not mixed signals, we just can't tip our hands.
(evil laugh ...)
Marco kneels in respect, awed and humbled! "An honest man, who can find? And yet, I have found an honest woman!!!"
"How about this china pattern honey? It is only L$5000 per plate, sure, I can swing it! For 35 settings? Hmmm, OK."
--Marco
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