(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
Dare I do it? Why not, lol, I "do it" every day, sometimes more than once. But I mean dare I WRITE about "doing it?" I ought to....SL would not be the same without it. I don't want to offend half my audience, whereas I KNOW at least 80% of you are slathering to hear ALL the details.
I know this because MOST of my "sign ups" for a free subscription to the blog come from the two most sex-crazed locations in the known universe: orgy rooms and dance clubs. As we all know, dance clubs are really orgy rooms without the overt sex. And orgy rooms are really dance clubs ...dancing of another kind...but without the music.
It's true. I worked as a host and security officer at Dance Island ?--one of the hottest techno clubs in sl, the other is the 5th Element in Gol,? sorta an adult version of DI--for about 7 months. And I assure you we did not go there JUST to grind our pelvic bones to dust. No, we went there to meet sex partners. "OOPS! Did I say that?" Well it's true damn it. Sure we ALLLLLL went there to meet a nice girl or boy to take home to mamma.....NOT. Yes of course, there ARE some very nice people out there who just want to meet someone for some good social interaction. But the rest of us go there to meet someone for some good "social intercourse."
Anyway, I have a number of display units for my blog in sex/orgy rooms in sl, and a few more in the hot dance clubs of sl. Those two categories alone produce far more trial subscriptions than all my other locations combined, with the possible exception of Weird Shit in Pheosia. ? Weird Shit is in a class all by itself. I am amazed by the number of sign-ups from that one store. Maybe it is because that store--like this blog--deals with the funny, weird, and absurd in SL. But I digress. (P.SSSS. For that certain Serbian gal out there--CrowGurl--according to Webster's Dictionary "to digress" means: "To wander, or turn away from the main subject in a discourse." And of course a discourse is dis course I am on, *wink)
So back to the subject, SL boom boom. It is the reason I came to SL in the first place. Not the "high falutin" reasons you see in many profiles "I came to SL to meet new and interesting people." Yes, Yes, YAWN. Tell me another fairy story. In truth, you came to SL to "meet new and interesting people.....and F**** them."
For me, it happened one fine morning on August 12 of 2007. I was having my morning coffee and reading the Chicago Suntimes, and I came across this article about a strange new community on the web, where the avatars were having sex. And my EYES BUGGED OUT!!! I thought, "Avatars having sex? No way!" How could avatars possibly have sex. I gotta see this!"
So I ran down to my basement office and googled it (Yahoo'ed it actually), downloaded the program and logged in. I've been here ever since...literally. My butt has now grown right into the chair; like the strange being in the mother ship in the movie "Alien" that seemed to be molded right into the weapons platform. The only difference is that with me the monster did not pop out of my chest, but from ...eheum...ahh. well...ahh yess the "monster" popped out from lower down!
And keeps popping out, daily.
Now, are you ready for some sexy chat to "illustrate" the points I made above? The following chat is an example of how I would meet someone on a dance floor for some good "social intercourse." Speaking of which I think my SL friend, HotCabana will enjoy it too. It relates both to the above topic and to my name.
Earlier this week I wrote a blog about names, and poked some fun at my own, Marcophoto. In a nutshell, I came up with this name because at the time I was a photographer in RL. My name is a play on words, Marco-Polo vs. Marco-Photo. The following chat explores the Photo theme a little more, relating a Camera to the Monster in the above discussion. WARNING!! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT OVERT SEX COVER YOUR EYES!! WARNING!!!. Good, now I KNOW you will read every last word.
The scenario of this chat was that I had just started a job as a Male Dancer at a nightclub. As most folks in sl know, the term Male Dancer does not refer to a male who dances, but rather to a male who strips while dancing. Now don't you raise your nose at me! I DID have my standards. I never went past my thongs.....not then... *wink.
The gal in question had just asked Marco if she appeared to be dressed:
(her first name has been changed.)
Marco: Your hair is missing
Marco: but yes, you are dressed.
Marco: completely.
Marco: nice nips.
Marco: haha joking.
Marco: damn girl...if you are a fairy, then I BELIEVE
HotLittle Fairey: say it three times and i am all yours :)
Marco: I BELIEVE...I BELIEVE...I BELIEVE
HotLittle Fairey blows you a kiss then lifts her dress a little :) and shakes
her bum at you
Marco: threesomes, eh.. mmmmmmmm
HotLittle Fairey: i had one once, lol with a good friend to "teach me " lol
Marco: Yeah, me too ....mmmmm...would you like to see a picture of it?
HotLittle Fairey: ohh yes
Marco sends her a picture of him being "naughty with two sl gals"
HotLittle Fairey: mmmm very sexy :)......and i am really blushing
Marco: me too. lol
HotLittle Fairey: mine was THREE girls :) and i have no snaps of it
HotLittle Fairey: lol i did not know how and i still am not very good at it either,
but i am a fast learner ...* winks
Marco: I will be glad to teach you, personal instruction
HotLittle Fairey: i really would like that :)
HotLittle Fairey: what would my first lesson be?
Marco: hohoo..
Marco: Here honey, the 1st lesson, let me show you how to hold that
camera.....actually my camera is in my pants, so make sure you have a firm
grip on it.
HotLittle Fairey: tee hee
HotLittle Fairey: like this? reaches in and grabs ahold of the first thing she
finds in your pants and caresses it lovingly ..i love cameras
Marco: yes. and it is a very personal camera.
Marco: now the next lesson is.
Marco: the lens has to be cleaned first.
Marco: I recommend licking it.
HotLittle Fairey: mmmmm i cant wait to see the photos it takes :)
HotLittle Fairey opens her mouth looking at u to make sure she is doing it right
then .......
Marco: you are on the right track hun....don't be shy, pull that big lens into
your sweet mouth, there...very good. now swirl your tonge around it...clean
it good.
Marco: yesssss
HotLittle Fairey runs her tongue around the ridge of ...your lens...and up under
the crease of it sliding my tongue in all the little spaces
HotLittle Fairey enjoying the smooth texture and cold hardness of it in her
mouth
Marco: oooo that is a good start....now don't forget the ...lens in the middle.
HotLittle Fairey slides her tongue into the tiny crevice in the middle very
gently so as not to hurt or break anything then moistening her lips she
starts to suck on ..your lens ..licking and sucking up and down to make sure
it is clean
Marco: ooo yesss you are a VERY quick learner.
Marco: Keep that up and you will get an A++
HotLittle Fairey: i really have only done cyber twice lol
HotLittle Fairey blushes feeling nearly virginal
Marco: mmm I am new to male dancing too.
Marco: 3rd day.
HotLittle Fairey: haha wow
Marco: sooo. I run out of hot things to emote...but seeing you inspires me.
HotLittle Fairey: mmmmm ty:)
Marco: now..to continue our lesson, let me take a close look at YOUR camera.
HotLittle Fairey blushes from her toes on up :)
Marco: Marco gently peels the lens cover back, and gazes with awe at the sexy
lens.
Marco: mmm it looks good...clean as a whistle!
HotLittle Fairey: tee hee
After I inspected her "lens" very carefully she said:
HotLittle Fairey: where is your tip jar?
Marco: over my head.
HotLittle Fairey: gawd u are to wiggley for me to tip you lol
HotLittle Fairey: i just can't take my eyes of your writhing body lol
Marco: Wow...thanks for the sexy tip!
HotLittle Fairey: sure and next time i will pay you for your dancing :)
Marco: hahah
HotLittle Fairey: cya hun fun stuff :)
HotLittle Fairey: gtg now
Marco: Thanks for coming by hun, it was fun!
HotLittle Fairey: :)
Whew! Makes you want to run right out and "get some shots off," doesn't it??!!!
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Did you like this post? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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