(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
{Editor Marco's Note: In their pristine "Godly" wisdom, the Lindens have forced Moon Cole to change the name of her store from "Weird Shit" to "Weirdiculous." We are inspired to know that everything in Second Life ® is now pure
and holy.*wink!}
Moon Cole from Weird Shit has just come with a new product called .....guess....YEP...SEX-It-Up CAMPING!!
What a departure for Moon. Usually she designs things that are truly unusual and strange in Second Life ®. But as anyone who has been in Second Life ® for more than 3.5 minutes knows, Second Life ® is ALL about sex! That is why most people come to Second Life ® in the first place. That certainly is why Uncle Fester Adaams came here. He was reading the obituaries one day in The Detroit Daily Dead and saw a news article about Second Life ®. It caught his eye because it said that the avatars were having sex. "Having SEX? AVATARS HAVING SEX? I have to see that!" Uncle Fester exclaimed!.
You would exclaim too if you had not had sex in twenty years....which coincidently was the exact amount of time Uncle Fester had been dead and buried. He had just recently crawled out of his grave, brushed the dirt off and set about looking to "get some." But alas, no pretty gal in her right mind wanted to have sex with a "dead guy" not even a living dead guy with the notoriety of Uncle Fester Adaams.
So he set out for SL land...to "get some." And like all newbie males found it pretty darn tough. He found that just walking up to them and saying , "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" just wasn't as effective as it used to be. "Darn young whippersnappers!" he fumed. "What is the world coming to?" Soooo Uncle Fester had a brilliant idea, he would buy one of the new "Sex-it-up-Camps" he saw at the Weird Shit store in Second Life ®.
He had heard the phrase, "If you build it, they will come." "Or was that cum?" he mused. He sure hoped the ladies WOULD come, and cum too. But alas, so far, no luck. He "erected" the tent--phallic symbol? And waited, and waited, annnnnnd waited. "I sure hope those young ladies come soon." he thought to himself.
In desperation, Uncle Fester decided to take out an advertisement in Marco's SL Humor Blog. "I hear he has nearly 5000 subscribers....surely ONE of them will come to my "Sex-it-up-Camp!" So like a spider in it's web, Uncle Fester sits at his camp and waits for a sweet-young-thang to fly in. Meanwhile, he is practicing his moves...take a look:
The Sex-it-up-Camping is menu-driven just like a standard sex bed. It has the standard Cuddles menu, plus a Girl-Boy 1 and a Girl-Boy 2 menu. Unlike most of Moon's products that you wear, you set this object on the ground. It is Delightful!
Sex-it-up-Camping, NEW from the Weird Shit store. "Get Some" today!
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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