(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
Hello, I am STILL hung-over from the 4th of July Independence Day celebrations; too much beer and fireworks. (It's and American thang .) So instead of giving you some witty prose, I now present you with 17 funny, strange, and interesting Second Life ® groups I have collected. This is my 6th installment on this subject. Some of these groups are interesting, some are just strange, but others made me laugh out loud. I have faithfully pasted the original type, so any grammar or spelling mistakes were made by the profile owner, and not me. I have commented on all of them, in this format:
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My comments are sandwiched between
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Enjoy! I appreciate all my friends. :) --Marco
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Princesses of the world
by Tracey Bloxome
To all my good friends and all the princesses in Second Life ®. If you are a true diva who knows all the best shops,clubs and people then this is your group. We will share sales tips and arrange for parties and go to all the best clubs ;-) Long live divas and princesses.
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Ooooook.
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SCOTTISH R US
by jaypac Taggart
The Purpose of the Group is to keep people up to date on activities and events happening in the Scotland Sim and for up dates of products regarding The Tartan Shop .
This group is not to be used for the annuncements of other sims , private member activities , spamming or general chat. Members breaking this rule will be ejected from the group.
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Those Scotts want to go out in a Blase of glory eh? Bracken that.
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Second Life ® Crazies anonymous
by Elly Crispien
This group for people in sl who were sane before they joined, but have become insane! Come join our group and get normal again!
Only genuine crazies will be accepted.
12 STEPS FOR CRAZIES
1 Whose crazy? (Denial)
2 Not me !!! (Anger)
3 It's their fault I'm crazy (blame)
4 Why be normal? (reflection)
5 I like being crazy (acceptance)
6 Lets drive everyone crazy (mission)
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Sounds like you started well, Elly, but you "fell off the wagon." Time to start your rehab again, and finish your steps.
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Sexy Assed Title's
by Willow Zander
bored of the same old titles... join this group and get a new one EVERY day! or every other day :/
Titles to choose From
Plug and play
Lost Innit? Aight!
Typing with nose...
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Every other day? It sounds kinda like he pooped out rather quickly. Geez I woulda thought he could come with more than 5 tags...lets see if I can come up with a few more: Typing with nose...oh he has that...typing with toes, typing with dick, Friends of Marco's Chat, Marco loves Sandra, Marco loves Xandra, Marco loves Raven, Marco loves Queen Eve, Marco loves (place names of 8,987 gal pals here),
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Sexy Male Underwear Lovin' Furries
For those of us that just love to see good lookin anthro guys in sexy underwear... And doing things in undies. This is basically a male clothing fetish group... If you like silk, cotton, rubber, leather, stretchy spandex, latex, mesh, see thru or any other material for sexy male undies & fetish wear... any style (Even man panties ^_^)... from thongs & string bikinis to plain old tighty whities & boxers to speedos & even the really kinky stuff ~_^ You'll love this group. So Join up and show off that bulge!
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Well folks I may be a bit more vain than most guys, and I certainly love my bulge, but I never ever thought of joining a group for it. Or even dreamed there was a group celebrating man-bulginess. Oh well, this is SL I shoulda known.
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Sick Pig
by Arthur Corrigible
Obtain news on my products and my sandbox at Ellesmere.
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Sick Pig products? Hmmmm catchy. "Here my darling, for our wedding anniversary I bought you a some Sick Pig pajamas." "Oh hun, you shouldn't have...really."
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SL Nomads
by Lilith Martynov
Your task as a SL Nomad is to travel in the Second Life ®-World and take Snapshots of interesting things, collect cool or bizarre objects and travel to the most strange places. As SL Nomad you dont get money by getting a job, you get money by other ways, wich ways? that is your problem.
And remember to share your snapshots and bizarre objets to the group!!!
EXPLORE!!!!!!
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And how is that working for you, Lilith? Telling people how they can earn their money? And what does that have to do with your group? Weird.
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The Blood Syndicate
by Voodoo Buwan
Every freak and deviant,
weirdo, goth and miscreant,
come gather round, this is our time,
when difference is not a crime.
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Hmmm, I'm a vampire,...and a blog writer, so I suppose that counts as a miscreant.
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The Clan of The Rose
by Shaiote Klata
NOT a goth group (that look is best left to the Brujah, anyway). We are the Eternal Artiste. The beautiful ones. The intelligent ones.
We are the sensual, elegant angels who seduce with razor-edged smiles. Thantos & Eros combined into a sumptuous package.
We are tortured artists, sensitive lovers of beauty and sophistication, hedonistic degenerates.
Depending on the individual/mood, we are alternately elegant & flamboyant, brilliant & ludicrous, visionary & dissipated.
Yes, my friends, we are Toreador.
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OoooooooK
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The Flirtz Club
by Art Clift
This group is solemnly and seriously dedicated to casual flirting.
The only requirement for membership is a heartfelt desire to flirt!
Our home base is Flirtz Bar, opening soon!
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OOOO Can I have one of them thar drinks from the flirts bar? Ooooo make mine a tall one with lots of rum....mmmm tasty! "What were you saying, darlin?"
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The Methadone Clinic
by Josef Anvil
The clinic is to serve the needs of club overdose.
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Do they have anything for an sl overdose? I've been here almost a year now, and and about "full up."
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The Secrets of Atlantis
by Luna Misfit
SL's 1st Mermaid & Mermen / Aquatic Ave Roleplay. Come and be captivated by the beauty and magesty of being an Atlantian.
We are the Secrets that are hidden in Atlantis.
IM Luna Misfit To Join
For information on joining this mer clan.
♥´¨)
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(¸.·´ (¸.·`♥*We are the souls That live beyond what you see, and the beauty of the sea, We are The Secrets of Atlantis.
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Swirlies. How many guy groups do you see with swirlies. Must be a girl thang.
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The Trendsetters
by Amanda Dench
This is a group for people who like their Avatars to be the best dressed in SL.
If you need to find a particular item, join us and we will point you in the right direction.
We also know where the best places are for freebies.
The more people that join, the better the knowledge base will be.
Amanda xx
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Amanda is a hot trend all by herself. How bout if I point folks in YOUR direction?
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Unique Titles
by Samm Ritt
Choose your own title from a wide-range selection of titles :)
here is how to get your tags:
open the main group page > click the "Members & Roles" tab > use the search bar to search for your name > click your name when it appears > below you will see the list of titles & check boxes > check off the tags which you would like > hit apply.
Titles to Choose From:
(Editing IQ)
I'm Not
Hey, I'm
I <3 Your Mum
I'm with Stupid =>
It's the Almighty
Kamikaze Veteran
Oh Shit It's
OMG It's
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More titles. OMG does <3 mean what I think it does? I just realized if you look at it sideways, it kinda looks like a certain phallic symbol, with two thingies hanging under it. Oh man.
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WE WANT MORE THAN STD GROUPS
by gold Rang
THE FIGHT FOR MORE GROUPS,
WE WANT MORE THAN THE STANDARD GROUP AMOUNT.
THIS GROUP , IS SET UP TO HELP, NEW AND EXSISTING SL USERS.
IN SL WE ARE A COMMUNITY THAT, HAS A LOT IN COMMON AND INTERESTS, EVENTS, ACCOUNT ISSUES, AND EVENT PROMOTIONS.
THIS IS THE ALL IN ONE CHANNEL. PLEASE LOOK AT YOUR TITLE FOR CURRENT PROTEST.
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST CHAT ADD'S, OWNERS ONLY ON NOTICES, IF YOU WISH TO ADDVERTISE HERE, PLEASE CONTACT THE OWNERS.
TITLE: MORE THAN 25 GROUPS
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Well, yeah, we all do. But you know if they allowed us 100 or 200 or 500 groups, we would probably fill all them too. SL is slow enough now. Can you imagine how slow it would be if everyone doubled or tripled the numbers of listings in their profiles?
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Wheelies
by Simon Walsh
Wheelies Nightclub
The World's first virtual disability themed nightclub
Visit us at;
www.wheeliesclub.com
www.secondability.com
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Now, I don't mean to be insensitive, but I just don't get this. Why would someone want to come to sl and ride around in a wheelchair? I know a fellow who is a quadrapalegic in RL. Paralysed in both arms, both legs. He has just enough hand movement that he can move a joystick. But he runs free in SL. So why would anyone want to be limited to a wheelchair in sl? I don't get it.
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WTF Am I Doing HERE??????
by Shauna Hennesy
For all of us who sometimes wonder WTF we are STILL doing here in SL...yet here we are.
There will be NO CHAT WHATSOEVER IN THIS GROUP! It is simply for the title.
Anyone not complying will be booted immediately or sooner!
If I ever send a notice something is seriously up...
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Not only do I wonder WTF I am doing in Second Life ® sometimes, but I wonder WIF (Why IN F) someone would want to be in this group if they can't talk to each other?
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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