(AKA: Mark E. Lodge, USA)
During this group chat with Marco's Funny Chat, I was dancing at the 6th Element nightclub in Gol, while "flirting-up" a cutiepie by the name of Verdi. "All names have been changed to protect the guilty."
Marco: How is everybody?
GreenyGirl: :)
TopGun: ok
Marco: hey there Greeny, and Top,
Marco: Whatchall doing?
KeyHole: HUGSS ALL
Marco: KeeeeeeHole!
KeyHole: heeeeeeeey marcoooooooooo
Marco: it is so nice to hear from friends. :)
TopGun: I'm working at the club
GreenyGirl: my god!!! this is the group chat that i haven't the desire to mute all.. lol
Marco: Yeah me too....working hard at this club....having a workout..
KeyHole: lol
Marco: "pumping" my flirting muscles.
TopGun: lol
Marco: Usem or Losem
KeyHole: omg
GreenyGirl: ah.. the accessory you can't find in freebie land...
Marco: now KeyHole, my flirting muscles are ABOVE THE BELT, not below.
TopGun: lol
KeyHole: i didn't say a word
Marco: the "below the belt" muscles come into play after a good flirtin muscles workout.
GreenyGirl: lol
TopGun: lol
KeyHole: hehe
KeyHole: so you say
GreenyGirl: what if there's nothing below the belt???? :o
Marco: lol
KeyHole: omg lol
Marco: well that can be a problem for us older vampires......viagra just is not enough....we need Vesuvius.
TopGun: lol
KeyHole: ooooooooo
Marco: hahahaha
GreenyGirl: it's not the wand.. but the magic of the performer.. lol
Marco: which brings up alllll kinds of interesting mental images.
Marco: Heeeey Greeny! I like your thinking!
GreenyGirl: yeah.. specially coming from marco.. lol
KeyHole: hehe
Marco: lol
Marco: I have a fishie on the line.
GreenyGirl: and according to ladie's testimonies.. marco's got magic.. lol
Marco: oooo who has been talking?
KeyHole: ohhhh watch out girls here he comes the magic man
GreenyGirl: ;)
Marco: well you know KeyHole, I get a fishie on the line, then SHE reels me in.
TopGun: lol
KeyHole: lol
Marco: .She just asked me how old I am. shit.
GreenyGirl: lol
KeyHole: hehe old as dirt
Marco: Vesuvius just went quiet.
GreenyGirl: just send her a resume marco
GreenyGirl: lol
GreenyGirl: what a way to kill the moment..
KeyHole: hehe
KeyHole: would take to long to read the intro to his resume
GreenyGirl: haha
TopGun: lol
Marco: I wrote a whole blog about that standard flirting question, "How old ARE you?"
GreenyGirl: lol
GreenyGirl: does it really matter in SL?
GreenyGirl: i mean.. we change our appearance.. we can easily change age..
KeyHole: hehe
Marco: yeah, really. "39-and-holding" Verdi.
GreenyGirl: or is that sl age or rl age she's asking? lol
Marco: RL
KeyHole: well
GreenyGirl: lol
KeyHole: are you shy marco
Marco: I told her I would say my age in here, "39-and-holding"
KeyHole: hehehehehe
GreenyGirl: it would be kinda awkward saying.. "i'm 2days old.."
Marco: so she has to join to find out. "39-and-holding"
KeyHole: lol
GreenyGirl: lol...
GreenyGirl: no wonder u need vesuvius marco..
KeyHole: hang on hun let me get my bottle and nanny and we can go
Marco: is the bottle for me? or the Nanny?
GreenyGirl: perhaps the nanny's for you.. lol
KeyHole: depends on the nanny
KeyHole: hehe
Marco: Hey Greeny, her name is Verdi.
GreenyGirl: sounds like.. lol
KeyHole: lol
Marco: well, as long as my nurse steadies me as I stand next to my wheelchair....shaking my tail feaaaaaatheeer *CRASH* OOOPS. I fell over.
Marco: "39-and-holding" Verdi
GreenyGirl: LMAO
KeyHole: ROFLMAO
Marco: damn...*rubs hip*
KeyHole: someone get that man his teeth
Marco: hahahahahahahaha
KeyHole: heheheheehahahahahaahahahahhheheheehehe
Marco: yeah, they shot across the floor when I fell.
GreenyGirl: lmao
Marco: well I told her...guess that is the end of that.
KeyHole: need more tang
Marco: her response, "I C"
GreenyGirl: u could've lied to her marco.. if she's worth it.. lol
KeyHole: lol
Marco: Verdi: ic Marco: .pretty good moves for a dinosaur, eh?
GreenyGirl: lol
Marco: we will see if she is worth it.....if she sticks around.
GreenyGirl: do u want us to give recommendations marco? lol
KeyHole: hehe we need them lol
Marco: YES! Can you give me some good references?
GreenyGirl: well, i have to try out for myself first.. lol
KeyHole: lol you would just put them in your blog
Marco: oh yes Greeny?
Marco: Can you possibly fit me in? *wicked grin, pun intended*
GreenyGirl: but i can do surveys if u want.. lol... just give me your li'l black book and i'll contact them.. lol
KeyHole: lol
Marco: Ok, coming right up...I hope you have a fast computer and......LOTS of RAM
KeyHole: i want to help with that one
KeyHole: can i PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GreenyGirl: lol...
Marco: cuz I have LOTS of RAM *wink*
KeyHole: PURRRRRSSSSSSSSS
KeyHole: DODGE RAM
GreenyGirl: OMG! you just crashed my pc!!!!
KeyHole: lol
Marco: ooooooo bayayby
Marco: RAM CHARGER
GreenyGirl: hmmm.. that big huh??? lol
KeyHole: hehe
Marco: and a Testosterosa
GreenyGirl: marco how about holding an event for your blog?
GreenyGirl: perhaps your club can host it lol
Marco: a love-in?
Marco: Here's what I said to Verdi: Marco: but hell this is sl, we will just be friends, right? Verdi: sure. Marco: and make wild sl love? It keeps me young...will you do your part?
KeyHole: omg
GreenyGirl: ok.. marco.. scrap her...
KeyHole: hehe and now she runs
GreenyGirl: KeyHole's here ... lol
KeyHole: WHAT
KeyHole: LOL
Marco: Greeny, are you volunteering KeyHole? Are you dropping an ant into the spider's web?
GreenyGirl: lol...
GreenyGirl: but i think marco needs the challenge.. lol
KeyHole: lol
Marco: mmmm maybe I should try for Greeny.
KeyHole: he has tried poor man
KeyHole: and tried and tried
GreenyGirl: hah! in your dreams marco..
GreenyGirl: lol
KeyHole: lol
Marco: but, I have sworn off truelove...tired of being burned.
KeyHole: he is a good peep
Marco: Now I am just looking for gratuitous sex.
KeyHole: yes till the next woman walks by
GreenyGirl: i refuse to be a willing victim.. lol
GreenyGirl: haha
KeyHole: hehe you go Greeny
GreenyGirl: i refuse to be a willing victim... specially when i'm at work.. lol
Marco: ok ok, you can pretend to resist...right up until the time you catch me.
KeyHole: ohhhhh dirty girl
GreenyGirl: besides.. if marco is so good as he says he is... well...
KeyHole: don't stop get it get it
Marco: Next thing I know my "below the belt muscle" will be stuck "you know where" and I will be saying "Yes dear,....ok dear...how high dear...."
KeyHole: lol
KeyHole: always talk and no proof
GreenyGirl: ... then i'm out of my league.. lol
Marco: Hmmmm KeyHole....baby,,,,you smell so gooooood tonight.
KeyHole giggles
Marco: but KeyHole, you plum wore me out last night.....if you do that AGAIN, I might have a heart attack.
GreenyGirl: lol
KeyHole: hehe
KeyHole: take your pill old man
Marco: but what a way to go.
KeyHole: lol
Marco: the ultimate "coitus interruptus."
KeyHole: hehe
KeyHole: watching you wheel around the stage
GreenyGirl: does assisting an old man to have sex constitute an orgy?
Marco: you breaka my heart!
KeyHole: lol maybe
GreenyGirl: lol
KeyHole: gotta go guys see ya
Marco: seee, she is too heated up.
Marco: she has to go cool off.
GreenyGirl: she saw the wrinkled skin.. lol
Marco: oh, well it won't stay wrinkled long....get the blood moving and those wrinkles will stretch righ out.
GreenyGirl: haha...
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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