Fellas, I could write endless tips here. In my many months on Second Life ® I have been totally amazed at the incredibly bad-mannered things guys try for getting a girl in Second Life ®. I used to work as a Security Officer at Dance Island (the greatest 24/7 Techno/Trance club in Second Life ®). One night while there I received a frantic IM from a female guest, asking me to come get Mr. Fancypants (name changed to protect the guilty) away from her.
She was TRYING to have a conversation with another guy, and Mr. Fancy kept pestering her. When I arrived at that corner of the dancefloor, he was practically leaning on top of her. After asking him twice to move away, I finally had to tell him he had 30 seconds to move away from her before I ejected him.
Here is the actual chat, all names have been changed to protect the guilty:
14:16] Mr. FancyPants: hey girl
14:17] Mr. FancyPants: CP?
14:18] Cutie Pie: Yes Fancy???
14:18] Mr. FancyPants: how are you
14:18] Mr. FancyPants: ?
14:19] Mr. FancyPants: I want to talk with Cutie Pie
14:19] Mr. FancyPants: CP
14:20] Mr. FancyPants: where are u from?
14:20] Mr. FancyPants: hey
14:22] Mr. FancyPants: CP
14:22] Mr. FancyPants: where are you from
14:22] Cutie Pie: What?
14:22] Cutie Pie: Earth
14:22] Mr. FancyPants: where are you from?
14:23] Cutie Pie: earth
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: earth?
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: ahahahahah
14:23] Cutie Pie: Yes
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: nice to meet you
14:23] Cutie Pie: Likewise
14:23] Mr. FancyPants: girl of earth
14:24] Mr. FancyPants: ;)
14:24] Cutie Pie: LOL
14:24] Mr. FancyPants: only for you
14:24] Mr. FancyPants: because you are so beauty
14:26] Mr. FancyPants: hey sexy
14:26] Mr. FancyPants: sory that I don't speak english very well
14:29] Mr. FancyPants: nice pussy
14:29] Mr. FancyPants: ;)
14:29] Cutie Pie: Wish my boot thing worked in here
14:30] Cutie Pie: Freakin annoyng
14:30] Cutie Pie: Annoying
14:32] Cutie Pie: Yes
14:33] Mr. FancyPants: very nic titts
14:33] Other Girl1: that's a good pick up line
14:33] Other Guy: works for me that one
14:33] Cutie Pie: Hey Marcophoto?
14:34] Mr. FancyPants: marco photo?
14:34] Cutie Pie: Yes, he's the security here
14:34] Mr. FancyPants: what's the meaning
14:34] Cutie Pie: you need to stop jerk
14:35] Mr. FancyPants: kiss
14:36] Marcophoto: alright Fancy...back off from the lady please, she has asked you to leave her alone.
14:36] Other Guy: hahah i think its sinking in
14:36] Marcophoto: If you cannot do so then I will have to ask you to leave.,
14:36] Cutie Pie: Thanks Marco
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14:37] Marcophoto: Fancy?
14:37] Marcophoto: Ok Fancy, you have 30 seconds to move away before I eject you.
14:37] Marcophoto: 25
14:37] Other Girl: I hear a nutkick coming in
14:37] Other Guy: this is the bit he says me no speaky the english
14:37] Mr. FancyPants: ok
14:37] Marcophoto: 20
14:37] Marcophoto: now
14:37] Marcophoto: 15
Mr. Fancy finally moves to the other side of the dancefloor.
14:37] Marcophoto: thank you sir
14:38] Other Guy: see not all super heros wear capes
14:38] Marcophoto: How about Other Guy, is he being polite?
14:38] Cutie Pie: Yes, he is
14:38] Marcophoto: Goood!
14:38] Cutie Pie: Thanks Marco
14:39] Marcophoto: np, glad to help you.
14:39] Cutie Pie: :-)
14:39] Other Guy: You come here oftern
14:39] Other Girl: No first time here Other Guy :P
14:40] Other Guy: haha i was like joking
Guys, can you see the futility in telling a gal that she has nice titts and a nice pussy? While these things may be true, I urge you NOT to tell her that! If you do, you just might experience a "nutkick" from you-know-who!
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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