Hello Friend! Today for your reading pleasure, I bring you MORE weird and wacky groups from Second Life ®. These groups actually exist; I found them today, 3-17-08. Some are merely strange, but others made me laugh out loud. The spellings are reproduced exactly as I found them, i.e. any bad spelling or bad grammar is faithfully reproduced. Enjoy!
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Avatars Against Newbie Peckers
by Selene Canaille
All of you have come across that new avatar who's first purchase is that horrible, oversized herpes infested penis. If you have a distain for it just as much as we do, then you're a newb pecker hater.
Say NO to newbie penis!
This is a newb wanker and spam free zone.
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Anetta-holics
by Anetta Larsson
"The suffix -holic can be added to a subject to denote a person addicted to it"
"An addiction is a recurring compulsion by an individual to engage in some specific activity"
Ok, so we all know WHAT activity we all want to engage in, right??
Call me when you need your fix :)
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SL Liberation Front
by Cormac Plisskin
The Popular Front for the Liberation of Second Life seeks to cast aside the yoke of oppression foisted upon us by the imperialist running dogs known as the Lindens.
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Escorts blacklist
This list is an aid in helping escort girls recognising scams for (potential) clients.
You can request a client being put on the list purely by proving his or her scam. Usually this is done by submitting a notecard with the chathistory concerning the scam.
People being presented on this list, wanting to have their name removed, should contact the moderator. And be sure to be polite. I will mute anyone who shouts at me.
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Scambusters
Tired of falling for every new SL scam? From dance pads that pay you $2L and kick you off to surveys that never pay out - Scambusters will report on the latest ways people waste your valuable time in world.
Spot a new scam? - protect your fellow group members by reporting to the list.
No advertising on the list!
Sponsored by LiquidSilver Dance Club.
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People's Ass Elkie is Going to Kick
by Elkie Ihnen
You are on my list.
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Official Escort Ranking
DID YOU EVER TRY A BAD ESCORT?
Now we made an official Escort ranking list, where we tell you who are the best Escorts in SL.
The system is very simple .... Our members try the Escorts and give a vote from 0-10 points, who will be the score for the Escort. To get on the ranking list an Escort must have min. 5 wotings from our members.
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~ The Stars of THE Shit LIST!~
For SOME PPl who are friggin retarded.
We feel sorry for that?
Not really.
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Ladii's Sexy List
This group iz for my sexy male friends so if you get added to this group then your one of them
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Designer Pubic Hair Update List!
This group is strictly for update announcements for my shop. No chatter or nonsense ever ever EVER!
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Ancient Desires Slave Auctions
Notices of upcoming slave auctions
Auctions are held every Sunday at noon SLT
Join this group for announcements
Send an IM to Ayame Cuadron to be added to the list of slaves up for auction and to get details required
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Sick of you and all your alt games
Using an alt to play games, spy, stalk, test or harass me? Enough already...
When, not if I find out, ALL of you are on my shit list.
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~*~Party Bitches~*~
OUR ONLY TALENT, PARTYING!!!!!!! GET KICK ASS CLUBS ON THE LIST AN WE WILL SEND THE NOTECARD OUT WHEN WE FIND A KICK ASS CLUB OF HAVE'N A KICK ASS PARTY!!!!!
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Slaves Union of SL
A secret organisation for slaves in SL.
United we have the power!!
Dom/Me's NOT ACCEPTED!
To hide this group from your owner unselect the "list group in profile" option
D's found joining this group will be caught...we have ways...
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Tossi's home for wayward furs
This group is for friendly furs .. we are basicly a family of lone furs who don't really belong to any particular group (even if we do have several in our list) ... Old timers, new comers, all are welcome! ... We are family, and we are here to help!
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I woke up married
Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up married to a complete stranger?
Look no further - simply sign up for free and pick a partner from the members list, send a proposal via the SL website and wait for the fireworks to begin!
Go on, I dare you! The love of your Second Life could be just a couple of clicks away!
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Police Escort
For Escorts who like to dress up and roleplay as police officers. Join this group and get the tag 'Police Escort' :)
Clients who would like to be arrested and given no choice but to have fun with an officer feel free to IM me or anyone else on list :)
You have the right to remain naked.
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Don't Join This Group!
...unless you have a sense of humor, an open mind and a desire for random titles and/or title changes!
The Everyone list will have random title changes. Something more personal will be L$10. IM Talulah Munro or Bailey Arashi.
Warning: Random group IM's are a possiblity. Please don't whine, gripe or bitch about it.
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Misanthropic Perspicacity
Misanthropics Unanimous. We don't hate people.. We just harbor a deep-rooted animosity toward the greater majority of mankind; particularly the idiotic, annoying, illiterate, inept, pretentious, melodramatic, intellectually challenged, psuedo-sophic, bigoted, and flighty; which includes, but is most certainly not limited to wanna-bes, soccer moms, cheerleaders, wangsters, bible-thumpers, optimists, WalMart employees, griefers, perverts, extroverts, et. al. IM Bee for complete list and membership inquiries.
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Stop The Whales!
Whales are pretty horrible. They eat sea otters and they're too big and brutish to resemble anything friendly, not to mention tolerable. The list of reasons why whales need to be stopped is interminable. So it's hard to understand why people want to *save* them.
Whales should be stopped, not saved. Let's stop them in their tracks, so to speak.
Help us stop the whales.
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We Want REAL Girls!
Hello fellow men,
Are you tired off all the fake SL "girls" or "women"? Do you want to interact with real girls? Well, by joining this group and wearing this tag, you make it clear that you only want real girls. This will encourage them to verify themselves as a real girl! You can find a list of real girls (who have been verified) on http://slgirls.yourbb.nl
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I'm So Bored!
Are you Bored?? Want to let everybody know just how dam BORED you REALLY ARE? Then this is the group for you!!
Now with 9 Levels of boredum to choose from!!! Thats Right! 9!! Choose one!
(will update your tags as I check list for new members, so be patient ^^)
Any new suggestions for Boredum Tags Welcome!! This is a SPAM-FREE Group!
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Thong Wearers
"To promote thonging in Second Life"
Welcome to the Thong Wearers group. This is a group for men and women who either already wear thongs/G-strings or would like to get started.
Please IM Lawra Igaly if you would like a free thong for your avatar or a list of SL retailers. Recommendations and donations are always welcome.
For info on RL thonging, try:
http://thongboard.aimoo.com
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The club for people with no friends
So often you will hear someone say "I have no friends," on occasion even to you, a friend, perhaps even a close one you would think. Well if you ever felt that way, this is for you. When you feel you have no friends, you are welcome here. We can fill this list and share with each other :). Lighthearted, shy, caring. A bunch of us having that in common.
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Luscious Glitter Vodka No-Friends
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
I love friends and have lots. But the Official Friends List has not worked out for me. I need peace, my shrink says so.
Let's remember the friends we really want to see. My mission is to connect with them without the blinking and beeping, all night long. :-) No friendships asked for or offered!
If you pay the fee, thanks. I'm usually broke.
{Marco's Note: she's charging 100 Lindens to join,...maybe THAT'S why she has no friends? YA THINK?}
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Banned From Everywhere.
Banned from sims youve never heard of or visited Becuase your just that damn cool people ban you for nothing.hey if you get banned from multiple sims daily. you waulify for this group. woot woot. one rule. no faggot emo nerds
jt, id just like to say, you should be proud, ive seen your name on the ban list, in EVERY army base ive gone to :D congrats
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SLB - Spoiled LittLe Brats
The SLB was formed for the fun loving Brats of SL - Not kids, young hot party girlz!
Must be cool and love to party. You have to be very open minded and you must be very outgoing.
If you have been invited to our group then you are doing it all right. having endless fun and looking HOT. You are SL - A - List material.
Money is a must have - but we never discuss it.
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Alternate Avatars Anonymous
A group for those who have experienced SL from the perspective of more than one alt.
All you social engineers and second life addicts reincarnated, those with catastrophic interpersonal issues who are trying again, those who have simply found an outlet to express their multiple personalities, etc.
Spam and be ejected. Group chat is for meaningful interaction and intelligent conversation, not a place to promote or advertise in any way, shape or form.
(Members list will remain hidden)
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We're Almost Too Awesome For Words
No SL drama. No playa' hatin'. None of that crap that no one wants to take part in. No drama-queens, no compulsive liars, no people starting shit for no reason. Hell, we're almost too awesome for words.
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Fuck SL Men
Group for all women who have been screwed by SL men.
You arent alone!
LETS UNITE!!!!
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Hoochie Mamas
hoochie mama is a lady/girl who is really hot...she got everythin and she gets anythin she wants. she's not necessarily a slut, she just flirts around and teases and dresses provactively. (kyla - urban dictionary)
Does that sound like it was written for you? Then join this group, all are welcome!
Guys, you like hoochie mamas? Well express yourselves and join the group!
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Tasty Trailer Trash
Come on you all love it, flash a bit of flesh and be true to the honky tonk trash thats itching to get out!
A group of Candy and Clio's nearest and dearest, come on none of you are prudes but we love ya, come flash a bit of leg or be the wind breaking, body scratchin guy that you truly are...
A place for friends to be them selves :)
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Used not Abused
How many items do you have in your inventory that you don't need, probobly will never use? As the saying goes, your trash is someone elses treasure.!
No need to rent land and pay to advertise for a yard sale. Send a notice out here of what you have, or what you need.
**USED ITEMS ONLY**
This group is to sell/give away your used items or to look for used items for sale from people in the group. NO EXCESSIVE SPAMMING! NO ADVERTISING OR YA GET THE BOOT! TRY TO SELL FREEBIES..BOOTED!
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Just Pretending to Be Sexy
Definitely NOT sexy! Yep, no sexy here. We find sexy tired and boring. Covered navels. Long sleeves. Hidden private parts. Yep, we boycott sexy. No wait, or was it that we were all going to get tattoes that say "Sexy" on our foreheads? And was that in real life or second life? Arg, I honestly can't remember. Unless you are roleplaying, just be yourself. Now THAT is intriguing and attractive, and, ya know, I think we have a charter. Whew! [Group open to chat but the word 'sexy' is banned.]
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Skunk Lovers
For the sexy skunks themselves! And for the lovers of that sexy skunk butt and tail ;)
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Did you like this post about "living" in Second Life ®? If you did, would you take a minute and leave a comment for me below? Your kind words keep me inspired! Thank you! --Marco
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